Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Marc]

Maybe that explains why Jack hates Christmas decorations so much, though?

I doubt it. I think Jack hates that the decorations aren’t edible, as well as any holiday that isn’t about him. Xmas is about Jack until his last present is unwrapped - Then no one is allowed to have Christmas anymore. Strokezilla is the kind of Grinch and Scrooge to see children outside at 4pm on the 25th and yell out the window that Christmas is over.

Couching his pettiness in Witness dogma or tradition seems like too high an order of reasoning for him - Jack probably acts this way on anyone else’s birthday, with the possible exception of Jesus not having a cake he can eat more than his fair share of.

 

[AltisticRight]

Shut the fuck up Scalfatty it's not like NYC was any better under a republican governor in the past. Does he think Cuomo is a Republican just because a Democrat beat him? NYC has numerous issues, maybe try fixing the looting gangs and housing first. Neither party would dare to touch the housing crisis there because their swanky apartments will devalue.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Maybe that explains why Jack hates Christmas decorations so much, though?

I’m pretty sure that is Tammy’s thing. She’s very self-propelled in that regard.

I also agree with Marc’s broader evaluation of it. But it’s a Tammy thing. I won’t rehash the fun grissmuss discussions. But yeah, the season starts with Jack bitching about BLAGG FRIDAY!!! Deals about late August, I’d be sick of all the holiday shit before it even really started too.

 

[AnOminous]

Shut the fuck up Scalfatty it's not like NYC was any better under a republican governor in the past. Does he think Cuomo is a Republican just because a Democrat beat him?

He's such a fucking retard he probably doesn't even know Andrew Cuomo was the dipshit asshole who forced geriatric patients into close concentration to maximize COVID spreading, and who is only even a public personality because of his father Mario Cuomo. He is the premier example outside of the Kennedys of why political dynasties suck ass.

In a normal world, this gimp would be putting fries in the bag, instead of your grandmother into a death camp.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I doubt it. I think Jack hates that the decorations aren’t edible, as well as any holiday that isn’t about him. Xmas is about Jack until his last present is unwrapped - Then no one is allowed to have Christmas anymore. Strokezilla is the kind of Grinch and Scrooge to see children outside at 4pm on the 25th and yell out the window that Christmas is over.

Couching his pettiness in Witness dogma or tradition seems like too high an order of reasoning for him - Jack probably acts this way on anyone else’s birthday, with the possible exception of Jesus not having a cake he can eat more than his fair share of.

He puts up the Christmas decorations right after Thanksgiving and then the day after he tears them down. I've never seen anybody get that crazy about Xmas decorations.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack still malds about mean comments



What is a "Walmart people"



This man is still pissed about Starbucks



This fat man is still angry about IronHeart as though he wouldn't give it 5 stars if he watched it and complained that people were hating it too much

 

[Adamska]

Jack still malds about mean comments

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Jack would chimp and stroke out when he constantly got hit with Busted due to the horseshit he spews from his bald loser brother Charles. The latter would just make him seethe when he gets no comments barring trolls chargebacking to link him to comments.

This fat man is still angry about IronHeart as though he wouldn't give it 5 stars if he watched it and complained that people were hating it too much

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In fairness, he'd hate it because she's black anyway. Then again, he looked at pacific islanders and saw an anti-family as perfect for the family so who knows at this point.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Riri has always been a shit character and cannot be salvaged. It comes with the territory of being a Brian Michael Bendis self insert.

 

[Puggers]

Thank god Jr. is no longer Gucci Goomba. He has transformed into the Mommy Pounder. No longer childish.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Jack's social media image: So proud of my son. Finally changed his childish username. You can now follow him on Monopoly GO at:

MOMMYxPOUNDER

I actually laughed out loud at this. It's a legitimate joke structure.

But narcissists in my experience have a terrible sense of humor: no timing, can't read the room, ego too fragile to be self-deprecating or poke fun at anyone they see as an extension of themselves. So I'm just going to assume Jack accidentally made a decent joke here. Monkeys, typewriters, Shakespeare, etc. I refuse to accept that he is capable of ironic sarcasm with deadpan delivery.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I actually laughed out loud at this. It's a legitimate joke structure.

But narcissists in my experience have a terrible sense of humor: no timing, can't read the room, ego too fragile to be self-deprecating or poke fun at anyone they see as an extension of themselves. So I'm just going to assume Jack accidentally made a decent joke here. Monkeys, typewriters, Shakespeare, etc. I refuse to accept that he is capable of ironic sarcasm with deadpan delivery.

I've found that narcissists are really good at sarcasm, because it's an outlet for the constant disdain they feel for everyone else.

 

[semitooth]

Thank god Jr. is no longer Gucci Goomba. He has transformed into the Mommy Pounder. No longer childish.
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this is easily one of the funniest things jack has posted in at least 3 years

 

[densedance]

What's with the increasing Twitter activity? I remember he used to post "barely" but now every 20-40 minutes he's either posting something or reposting. The fuck.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

What's with the increasing Twitter activity? I remember he used to post "barely" but now every 20-40 minutes he's either posting something or reposting. The fuck.

Blue checkmarks get paid for high engagement, as the massive influx of Indians have shown.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

What's with the increasing Twitter activity? I remember he used to post "barely" but now every 20-40 minutes he's either posting something or reposting. The fuck.

He thinks he's a sage and has important things to say. Just more evidence of his cognitive decline. Besides what else can he do with his day when Mommywife is at work?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack tries to act like the YouTube expert to the most subscribed guy on YouTube. I don't like MrBeast but Jack, people commission thumbnail artists because they can make visuals that will get their video more engagement or because they want to make something cool



Good thumbnails according to Jack btw



This retard can't decide if he loves or hates AI




Buying more toys



More sage advice



Still malding about NYC



Jack sucks Reagan's dick because he basically said "Republicans smart, Dems dumb"



Whiteknighting Tim Pool

 

[Marc]

I'm just going to assume Jack accidentally made a decent joke here.

Perhaps. My own assumption was that someone else (such as Junior himself) had made the joke to him; and Jack couldn't wait to steal and take credit for it by publishing it first.

this is easily one of the funniest things jack has posted in at least 3 years

As an attempt at intended humor; most definitely. On the other hand, that cookbook he self-published is a comedy masterclass.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Is fatty whining about Mamdani proposing "third world government"? What he's proposing is pretty normal in Europe

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack celebrates new political news, and of course the first thing he thinks about is meat



Fatty decides to show off his amazing editing skills



What a beautiful work of art



This definitely feels like a movie his wife dragged him to see

 

[a terminal posture]

Jack is no longer doing 'viewer mail' because, yeah, he functionally turned off comments. Recipe is whatever.