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Mount Olympia suddenly makes perfect sense
"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions
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Blarmed&Dangerous
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I had a group of Gold 10 enforcers I played with after the beta. Grinding out the contacts until you got the basic guns didn't take terribly long, and the paid guns weren't that broken... Except the fucking Whisper. Shit was a silenced sniper SMG. My group were some of the best in the game (even winning a crim-only event with our enforcers on a technicality), but any time we matched against a team that had a Whisper it was all fucking over.
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"Chedda dog. Dog with the Chedda on 'em."
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Stream Friday at 12pm US East / 6pm EU Central.
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I remember dawg. I remember.
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Had to look it up since I misremembered Luigi using a 22, turns out he used a partially 3D printed 9mm.
Either way it’s as quiet as you can get while being somewhat effective. But you really need close range.
22 rifles are great for training absolute beginners. Of concepts of a gun, and ingraining muscle memory.
Also showing off how crazy accurate rifles are compared to pistols.
TrainWreckWatcher
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Gibsme money dried up.
Good fucking riddance. Nobody ever bought this shit. They only existed off of DEI investment slop
I just realized that faggot Pirate Software would want it so you could never play Pre Beta APB.
more reason to hate him.
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"Fuck like a pope" is not a line I knew I needed.
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National GOP Reps are calling Zohran a “little Muhammad” among other shit outright
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I know you dont talk about your family much but when you mention your mom, she sounds like an awsome mom
Freezard
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I was only listening to the stream during the Kaceytron bit and this was the image that popped into my head without actually looking at her.
Every time she absentmindedly paused I would just insert "DEERRRRRHH" and it was uncanny.
Every time she absentmindedly paused I would just insert "DEERRRRRHH" and it was uncanny.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT! DANK DUMBASS IS THE FAT BITCH THAT TRIED TO SUE LYFT BECAUSE A DRIVER WOULDN'T GIVE HER A RIDE BECAUSE SHE'S SO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
AND LOST BECAUSE SHE'S SO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
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Jersh suffering from the curse of the Ethan and Ian mixup, like countless other people covering their drama. Anisa said she has the same birthday as Ethan, not her pet cuck.
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Null thinks Wu's GSK is Giant Space Kat when it's GlaxoSmithKline. SAD! It's time to put the slobber mutt in the old folk's home and replace him with another 4 letter leader, Card.
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I love it when Jersh butchers the german language. 
It hurts to listen to, but it's still fucking hilarious.
A work of art.
It hurts to listen to, but it's still fucking hilarious.
A work of art.
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@Null for the love of fucking god please it's not an animal dildo, it's a vintage terracotta IKEA gnome
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Between this and the last stream where he said that he watched a man gape his own asshole im starting to think that Joshua conner moon is an ethical, non offending homosexual.
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What's the contentious, controversial part, the consent section again?
I'm going Saberspark Mode™ again!
I'm going Saberspark Mode™ again!
Blarmed&Dangerous
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I haven't thought about APB in over a decade, I didn't think anyone else ever loved it as much as I did.
I forgot to mention that the most bullshit pay-to-win gun, the OCA Whisper, was also forty fucking dollars in 2011 money, AND that forty dollars wasn't even a buy, but a fucking rental. You couldn't buy the special guns outright, you had to rent them in, iirc, 30 day increments, so that dude with the no-recoil, laser accuracy, long range SMG paid forty fucking dollars just to fuck with you that month.
I used a gun called the Joker, a mid-range semiauto rifle. I did something akin to jungling in a moba where I'd lurk in weird corners of the map and jump out to harass the enemy from unexpected angles. Everyone thought the Joker was noncompetitive but when my team started dominating people claimed that I had a free-spinning mousewheel that I bound the fire key to to increase the ROF way higher than intended, but that wasn't true, I was just better at positioning any clicked really fast. They nerfed it anyway.
One of my teammates was a real obnoxious dickweed who was known for (and maybe pioneered) a technique called "pistol-switching." No gun was a one hit kill, but one of the sniper rifles did 99% damage, so he would pack the weak but accurate pistol, ding an enemy player with it at long range such that they didn't even notice they got hit, then (with the super fast weapon switch perk equipped) switch to the sniper and kill them while they screamed about hacks. This guy lived in LA and once came on mumble to tell us that he let some Hollywood guy nobody had heard of named Brian Singer fuck him in the ass and wanted to know if it made him gay because he got a new Xbox out of it.
One of my other teammates was this autistic guy from the Netherlands who, as far as we could tell, spent 24 hours a day either clubbing in Amsterdam or playing APB, there was no sleep and no middle ground. His character was grotesquely obese dude in booty shorts that were yellow with purple polka dots, a red fez, and nothing else.
One of the activities criminal players could do was rob stores which would give them items they had to physically carry to a fence to get money, and enforcers could take those items from them and deliver them to an evidence lockup. There was an in-game event where criminal players had to complete a scavenger hunt by collecting certain numbers of these store items ("three guitars, five briefcases, two safes," etc.) and delivering them to a GM. My team decided to fuck with the event by harassing the crim players trying to collect, but we realized we could just grab their items and bring them to the GM ourselves. At the end of it, despite not technically being able to compete in the event, me and my team confiscated enough stuff to be the first to win the scavenger hunt and got like a million APB$ each.
Players could customize every aspect of their character, their clothes, and their cars, including custom textures. When you first start, criminals and enforcers had a default uniform, and new players would often go around in these before they discovered the customization features. I painstakingly recreated the criminal starting outfit and car paint job for my enforcer and tricked so many newbs into thinking I was on their team.
While you couldn't shoot players not in your game, you could drive into their cars. Eventually they patched it so that you wouldn't take damage from cars driven by players not in your match. HOWEVER, there was a dump truck you could drive, and it had a quirk where it would accelerate very slowly but had a very high ceiling, and the maps were shaped like loops, so someone would always jack a dump truck and start circling the map, gaining a ton of momentum, and then ram people on the highway, forcing them into a building or other object which DOES do damage, blowing them up instantly but doing no damage to the dump truck. To my knowledge, dump truck griefing was never patched because it was so fucking funny.
Josh forgot to mention that people would often do emotes (like the handshake emote) to make it look like you were molesting the arrested players while they scream for help from their team.
God I miss this game. I would have done so much better in college without it.
I forgot to mention that the most bullshit pay-to-win gun, the OCA Whisper, was also forty fucking dollars in 2011 money, AND that forty dollars wasn't even a buy, but a fucking rental. You couldn't buy the special guns outright, you had to rent them in, iirc, 30 day increments, so that dude with the no-recoil, laser accuracy, long range SMG paid forty fucking dollars just to fuck with you that month.
I used a gun called the Joker, a mid-range semiauto rifle. I did something akin to jungling in a moba where I'd lurk in weird corners of the map and jump out to harass the enemy from unexpected angles. Everyone thought the Joker was noncompetitive but when my team started dominating people claimed that I had a free-spinning mousewheel that I bound the fire key to to increase the ROF way higher than intended, but that wasn't true, I was just better at positioning any clicked really fast. They nerfed it anyway.
One of my teammates was a real obnoxious dickweed who was known for (and maybe pioneered) a technique called "pistol-switching." No gun was a one hit kill, but one of the sniper rifles did 99% damage, so he would pack the weak but accurate pistol, ding an enemy player with it at long range such that they didn't even notice they got hit, then (with the super fast weapon switch perk equipped) switch to the sniper and kill them while they screamed about hacks. This guy lived in LA and once came on mumble to tell us that he let some Hollywood guy nobody had heard of named Brian Singer fuck him in the ass and wanted to know if it made him gay because he got a new Xbox out of it.
One of my other teammates was this autistic guy from the Netherlands who, as far as we could tell, spent 24 hours a day either clubbing in Amsterdam or playing APB, there was no sleep and no middle ground. His character was grotesquely obese dude in booty shorts that were yellow with purple polka dots, a red fez, and nothing else.
One of the activities criminal players could do was rob stores which would give them items they had to physically carry to a fence to get money, and enforcers could take those items from them and deliver them to an evidence lockup. There was an in-game event where criminal players had to complete a scavenger hunt by collecting certain numbers of these store items ("three guitars, five briefcases, two safes," etc.) and delivering them to a GM. My team decided to fuck with the event by harassing the crim players trying to collect, but we realized we could just grab their items and bring them to the GM ourselves. At the end of it, despite not technically being able to compete in the event, me and my team confiscated enough stuff to be the first to win the scavenger hunt and got like a million APB$ each.
Players could customize every aspect of their character, their clothes, and their cars, including custom textures. When you first start, criminals and enforcers had a default uniform, and new players would often go around in these before they discovered the customization features. I painstakingly recreated the criminal starting outfit and car paint job for my enforcer and tricked so many newbs into thinking I was on their team.
While you couldn't shoot players not in your game, you could drive into their cars. Eventually they patched it so that you wouldn't take damage from cars driven by players not in your match. HOWEVER, there was a dump truck you could drive, and it had a quirk where it would accelerate very slowly but had a very high ceiling, and the maps were shaped like loops, so someone would always jack a dump truck and start circling the map, gaining a ton of momentum, and then ram people on the highway, forcing them into a building or other object which DOES do damage, blowing them up instantly but doing no damage to the dump truck. To my knowledge, dump truck griefing was never patched because it was so fucking funny.
Josh forgot to mention that people would often do emotes (like the handshake emote) to make it look like you were molesting the arrested players while they scream for help from their team.
God I miss this game. I would have done so much better in college without it.