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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
It's kind of wild that the Fishtank community as a whole has so many people upset about the doctor hitting on an 18 year old girl that's considered legal in literally all but one country considering the whole Marky thing.
Only Sam and Jet are allowed to fuck teens and fishgirls.
Don't you know how cults work?
 
Any age man wanting to bang an 18 year old legal adult is completely fine. If you think otherwise you are part of the extremely recent internet based propaganda tank that is trying to reclassify 18 - 25 as kids still for some reason. Wise up.
 
Freddy's walking dead.

Consider the amount of time between his forced exit and return. "Magic Bucks" is obvious b.s. and everyone knows that. He's a plant and I think the long con is to use him to take someone out either once they're settled into the S2 House, or in between the Bunker and House. Watch his bathroom breaks and any suspicious synchronicity with the Fish Bunker arc. Actually, now that I think about it. Consider Seth's late arrival and nontent style of behavior. I think the big twist is going to be in the style of "The Thing" ala' the blood test scene. Or rather, think about why Freddy gave himself a toothbrush stache? He's literally Secret Hitler.

Edit: 1 Beer does not knock someone out that hard. Maybe's a heavy sleeper, I don't know. Did anybody see if he twitched or moved at all while they were all focused on the Mutant Attack? Like it may have startled him awake but he remembered to stay in bed? Is he going to go into a bathroom one early morning, stay there for far too long until Fat Neptune makes everyone check and emerge in a mutant costume?
I think you need to take a step back and consider if the wiggers are planning some long Thing themed con or if Weck just carried him out as a joke and they let him back in because he’s the top contestant
 
It's kind of wild that the Fishtank community as a whole has so many people upset about the doctor hitting on an 18 year old girl that's considered legal in literally all but one country considering the whole Marky thing.
there's this really gay form of virtue signaling going around where people pretend that age gap = power gap and therefore all significant age gaps lead to abusive relationship dynamics and 18 year olds are off limits because they have no power in society

Any age man wanting to bang an 18 year old legal adult is completely fine. If you think otherwise you are part of the extremely recent internet based propaganda tank that is trying to reclassify 18 - 25 as kids still for some reason. Wise up.
i think it's kinda wack for someone in their late 20s or 30s to actively seek out teenage girls, but if it happens organically i have no issue with it.
 
The more damning stuff isn't that he is flirting with an eighteen year old, which is perfectly legal, but more of the "cunny" and infantalization stuff
 
he admitted it when he was drunk in confessional.
Pretty sure you got that backwards my guy, Daniel was saying he is against loli in the confessional, I remember him and Jin discussing it. Jin said he liked loli however. If you have a clip saying otherwise please post it.
 
Pretty sure you got that backwards my guy, Daniel was saying he is against loli in the confessional, I remember him and Jin discussing it. Jin said he liked loli however. If you have a clip saying otherwise please post it.
you know i might be, anyone got the clip of daniel and jin talking about loli?
 
Any age man wanting to bang an 18 year old legal adult is completely fine. If you think otherwise you are part of the extremely recent internet based propaganda tank that is trying to reclassify 18 - 25 as kids still for some reason. Wise up.
"Extremely recent" Lol, no. Such relationships have been looked at with a higher degree of scrutiny for quite awhile.

Maybe the pedo claims are relatively recent, but not the jokes/ scrutiny.
 
you know i might be, anyone got the clip of daniel and jin talking about loli?
I don't have the clip but Dan was absolutely disavowing loli when Jin brought up cunny posting. Jin then conceded and said something along the lines of "cunnyposting is a gateway to paedophilia, I've seen it happen to many people".
 
Truly apocalyptic
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Any age man wanting to bang an 18 year old legal adult is completely fine. If you think otherwise you are part of the extremely recent internet based propaganda tank that is trying to reclassify 18 - 25 as kids still for some reason. Wise up.
No this has always been a thing, there is even a math formula going back since at least the mid 90s of half your age + 7. Ellie just completed her Junior year in highschool a few weeks ago, the guy just wants a naive compliant fuck toy not a relationship on equal terms with a woman. This mindset has been growing since Gen-X were kids when the divorce rate and single motherhood started growing at an insane rate. The generations dealing with that issue want successful relationships not pump and dumps with kids leftover in the mix, Ellie should be stumbling her way through relationships within her own age cohort not be prey to some wealthy nonce while she is on the edgy version of summer camp.
 
I am a page behind, but someone already said he was stealing Xanax. But he was also stealing trazodone. He had one on the day 12, and we don't know how many of anything he took.
We have seen how much Freddy can drink.

Freddy isn't a plant simply because he would forget he was a plant.
idk he showed the bottle and it looked like blue and white capsules which are adderall/vyvanse, but I guess it could have been the blue 1mg xanax. But the only time I saw him take it was when Ben was in the room and he showed the bottle and Jet goes 'Put it back Freddy' and Ben takes it.

I dont know trazodone but someone here said it wasnt really a great drug, its kinda shitty and mostly just puts you to sleep so maybe, but Im not sure a xanny bar or two and one coors light would put you out.

I think he could be a plant but not 'in on the bit', they just interviewed him and really liked him and said okay this is what youre like, play it up and well cover for you/help you do it, and the Weck thing wasnt 'a bit' because he seemed genuinely confused and willing to comply with what he saw as 'production'. That he didnt fight makes me think it wasnt a bit because part of me thinks hed play it up if he knew, but he might have fought.

I think hes playing up the wasted thing because hell clown around but then there are times where hes pretty perceptive of where he is and what it is, he clowns less when hes alone or was hanging with Angie or Letty or whatever. Hes been on a reality show too so he may be used to it kinda like Luke.
Any age man wanting to bang an 18 year old legal adult is completely fine. If you think otherwise you are part of the extremely recent internet based propaganda tank that is trying to reclassify 18 - 25 as kids still for some reason. Wise up.
I think age gap shit is dumb and so is the 'youre not developed until youre 25' but I do think if youre in your 30s that you should probably follow the 1/2 age + 7 thing until shes 24/25 depending on how you met. Also Ellie seems out of her depth on this compared to Marky or Claire.
 
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