DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Skippy Shortbottom]

If you think about it seriously, then a retard failing to do simple stuff in your game would give others the impression that said game was clunky/too mechanically complicated. DSP is best used as a prop, like in that Sony presentation, where they've shown footage of him flailing around as a proof that AAA titles need to steer player towards solutions, because even complete and utter retards deserve to experience the story.

He could be used as the tactic to get people to play those shitty mobile games you see advertised with the number shooting shit or the tower defense games. Anything more and we get what you mention, GoW style dumbing down.

Those shitty shooting collecting games can be captivating to watch but they purposely pick a wrong number and then lose and it gives you the feeling of wanting to play the game yourself.

Phil actually has that affect on me at least. I think seeing his Splatoon 3 gameplay made me actually want to play it due to how incredibly wrong he was playing it and his lack of gyro control use. He almost made me want to play the new Mario Kart as well.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Phil backpedalling (as usual) from his stupid mouth saying how bad Rimworld is because the graphics aren't his idea of what a good game should look like, and because of the price. Of course, the developer laughed at Phil, and the video from DSPGOUTGOUT got more attention (what a surprise) due to Phil's sheer stupidity compared to his explanation as to why Rimworld is "bad".

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And here's his cope (spoiler: blame the audience instead of admitting you're a retard):

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Well that explains that, guys. Phil isn't some alien wearing a skin suit trying to blend into society. It's those damn trolls who clip his stream out of context and edit out all the parts where he sounds human. I wonder if Phil can add emotional distress now to his lolsuit.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Anyone who’s ever known a desperate alcoholic probably just got a kick out of alcoholic DSP’s cope session about not being an alcoholic.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Anyone who’s ever known a desperate alcoholic probably just got a kick out of alcoholic DSP’s cope session about not being an alcoholic.

Replace drinking alcohol with doing cocaine and all his talk for being a former addict makes about as much sense as anything in the Snort Fort.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

This is gonna sound borderline crazy but I almost believe the opposite. We all live in this bubble that thinks the world hates Phil and is taking action against him all the time, when in reality outside the vocal group of detractors nobody gives a fuck about Phil or even knows who he is. I doubt he receives many reports nowadays because of how many reports people assume he already gets. I also think despite having a public phone number, I bet it is VERY rare for him to receive unsolicited texts/calls from detractors.

I think it's as simple that Youtube and their automated system doesn't care about begging and feigning distress. Phil knows well enough to run his kiddie stream and avoid saying anything that can construed as "hate speech".

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Phil backpedalling (as usual) from his stupid mouth saying how bad Rimworld is because the graphics aren't his idea of what a good game should look like, and because of the price. Of course, the developer laughed at Phil, and the video from DSPGOUTGOUT got more attention (what a surprise) due to Phil's sheer stupidity compared to his explanation as to why Rimworld is "bad".

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And here's his cope (spoiler: blame the audience instead of admitting you're a retard):

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DSPGaming go one(1) day without blaming his fans for something going wrong challenge. Level: impossible

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Phil backpedalling (as usual) from his stupid mouth saying how bad Rimworld is because the graphics aren't his idea of what a good game should look like, and because of the price. Of course, the developer laughed at Phil, and the video from DSPGOUTGOUT got more attention (what a surprise) due to Phil's sheer stupidity compared to his explanation as to why Rimworld is "bad".

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And here's his cope (spoiler: blame the audience instead of admitting you're a retard):

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his voice is SO FUCKING GAY. listen to his inflection especially at the part from :25 to :32.
"its a really interesting plah "
"its about survival or something like thaaa "

 

[Jang Joo]

Why does Phil Spencer live in Burnell's head rent free? Seriously, was there a detractor joke retweet way back when that I missed or something?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

kek Rimworld dev

https://x.com/Rhopunzel/status/1938465602512748602

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

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kek Rimworld dev

https://x.com/Rhopunzel/status/1938465602512748602

I’m so grateful DSP hates such a goated game

 

[GodModule]

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Phil backpedalling (as usual) from his stupid mouth saying how bad Rimworld is because the graphics aren't his idea of what a good game should look like, and because of the price. Of course, the developer laughed at Phil, and the video from DSPGOUTGOUT got more attention (what a surprise) due to Phil's sheer stupidity compared to his explanation as to why Rimworld is "bad".

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And here's his cope (spoiler: blame the audience instead of admitting you're a retard):

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I fucking hate his Twitter persona. He sounds even more retarded than he does in person

 

[Pargon]

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I fucking hate his Twitter persona. He sounds even more retarded than he does in person

It is ontologically impossible to treat Phil too badly. Whatever you can imagine, he deserves it on the sheer amount of shit he shovels onto everyone around him and into the world at large.

 

[Colonoscopy Karl]

Why does Phil Spencer live in Burnell's head rent free? Seriously, was there a detractor joke retweet way back when that I missed or something?

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Might have to do with this, but who knows.

 

[UsedUp]

dsp really can't just be diplomatic when it comes to anything. I pointed out ages ago how I simply don't like Minecraft even though I'm aware of how popular it is, dsp on the other hand  has to not only say he hates Minecraft but he has to insult every streamer, developer, child along with their parents who buy there toys etc and everything in between. I'll also admit another thing that makes me MATI is dsps hypocrisy. Phil doesn't get the right or privilege to say oh I just changed my mind when he's so vile about everything and as always he's not a gaymer! He went off on rimworld world first when all he had to say was I'm not interested, mister I-don't-attack-others.


Came across this yesterday. Phils worst fear!

 

[FormerPro]

I can't think of an adult on earth less equipped to play Death Stranding than Phil. Not hard by any stretch of the imagination but it rewards the most basic level of logic, planning and foresight, of which he has none.

Watching the way problem solves and explain his thought process is like you've managed to tap in to an 8 year old's stream of consciousness.

 

[Comma]

Two random facts about DSP.

1. DSP reacts disgusted to female (semi-)nudity being shown on screen.

2. DSP fantasizes about a naked man:

Anyone willing to formulate a conclusion on this?


EDIT:
Hold on! Breaking news live! Red alert! Red alert! EMERGENCY STREAM INCOMING!
DSP has stopped his gameplay stream for something highly important!

EDIT:
His airco made a weird noise and he thinks it's broken:

Gameplay has been halted for this very important, life-threatening situation:

He just fucked off like that, and came back after a couple of minutes to announce he's ordering a new airco RIGHT NOW (and then left again):

He has been gone for 15 minutes at the time of writing.

EDIT:

Yep, it's broken:

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Why the fuck does he insist on pronouncing Suikoden as "Soy-Ko-Den"?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Why the fuck does he insist on pronouncing Suikoden as "Soy-Ko-Den"?

 

[Peko]

Why does Phil Spencer live in Burnell's head rent free? Seriously, was there a detractor joke retweet way back when that I missed or something?

I mean, just look at him. Compared to other leads you'd see like Iwata at the time or whoever the fuck Sony had leading them, Phil Spencer looks like a younger "cooler" dude. Kind of what the Xbox was targetting back in the day. I imagine Spencer looks like the kind of person who stuffed Phil in the locker and made fun of his oddly shaped head.
Phil definitely hates anyone who gives off friendly personalities, although that could be because he really just hates everyone that's not him.

 

[Comma]

When you get startled by a black man storming out of your wife her closet: