What would you do if you were handed a knife and fork, placed in front of 100 femboys' spread bussies and a timer started for 5 minutes?

A nightmarish hypothetical. If I was there with 100 asses spread open I'd simply use the knife to slice the throats of all 100 sot hey stopped spreading their asses.
Thankfully I can rest assured with the undeniable and infallible truth that Femboys ain't real.
 
I don't think even a knife and fork could help me beat YWNBAM's bussy eating skills. I saw that photo of him coming out of the ass eating contest holding the 1st place trophy.
 
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