Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture

[quarter_grifter]

That's the thing about this guy, everything is either just part of the grift or drunken ranting and meltdowns so it's hard to even pin down how much of this he actually believes and how much is just performing for an audience.

That's exactly the thing about this fucking guy. It's pretty obvious that, like everyone, he has deeply-held prejudices towards anyone he doesn't consider to be in his in-group, but, as a 'public figure', he has to pretend to not have these prejudices so that narrative can't be used against him (which is pretty fucking typical for your average leftie/liberal-lite, which makes his fake right-wing grift even more disingenuous and retarded) , because ultimately what he cares about is money. He doesn't have genuine political beliefs. He doesn't have genuine religious beliefs. He doesn't have genuine morals. If he's honest about his prejudices, in his mind which is stuck in a no-longer-existing set of past circumstances, his channel would be cancelled for being 'right-wing' like they used to, for example on old twitter. So instead of doing that, he thinks he can lie to settle into a niche where he can attract 'moderates' on 'both' sides and keep that sweet, sweet money rolling in. I bet he's gaslit himself into thinking he's telling a 'noble lie' that is bringing people on differing sides together on the side of 'common sense', which is how he is continuously justifying this objectively despicable and reprehensible behavior.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

That's exactly the thing about this fucking guy. It's pretty obvious that, like everyone, he has deeply-held prejudices towards anyone he doesn't consider to be in his in-group, but, as a 'public figure', he has to pretend to not have these prejudices so that narrative can't be used against him (which is pretty fucking typical for your average leftie/liberal-lite, which makes his fake right-wing grift even more disingenuous and retarded) , because ultimately what he cares about is money. He doesn't have genuine political beliefs. He doesn't have genuine religious beliefs. He doesn't have genuine morals. If he's honest about his prejudices, in his mind which is stuck in a no-longer-existing set of past circumstances, his channel would be cancelled for being 'right-wing' like they used to, for example on old twitter. So instead of doing that, he thinks he can lie to settle into a niche where he can attract 'moderates' on 'both' sides and keep that sweet, sweet money rolling in. I bet he's gaslit himself into thinking he's telling a 'noble lie' that is bringing people on differing sides together on the side of 'common sense', which is how he is continuously justifying this objectively despicable and reprehensible behavior.

The funniest part of this whole "blacks ruined Walmart" rant that I forgot about until now. Quartering is on stream screeching about the minorities shitting up the local Walmart that used to be so clean and nice but now they showed up and it's gross. The thing is he literally shit his fucking cargo shorts at that same Walmart then left a trail of liquid shit dripping down his legs and onto the aisles all the way to the bathroom where he attempted to clean the shit off with a paper towel and threw his shitty underwear in the garbage leaving the entire store a biohazard situation. He then got yelled at by his wife for getting shit on her car seats so he definitely left the store still covered in feces.

Quartering is definitely one of the subhuman garbage people who you don't want inside your local store or restaurant or sitting near you in public and he doesn't even recognize that. How many people do you think stumbled upon his liquid shit in the aisles or the mess he made in the bathroom and decided to never return to that location? The clips of him talking about how he pregames a trip out of the house with a preventative dose of anti-diarrhea medicine tells the story that the shart that ruined Walmart was not an isolated incident.

He's so fat he can't properly wipe and says a bidet changed his entire life and that he misses it more than his wife when he leaves town. He's so fat he can't buckle the seatbelts on an airplane without a seatbelt extender but is too in denial about his extreme obesity to buy a second seat. Just imagine going about your life then you are forced to exist in close proximity to this sack of filth in public while you are trying to share an ice cream with your girlfriend or, fuck me, sit next to him on a plane ride, or stand close to him at a concert as he takes up 50% of your personal space. Look at how filthy his hat is. Can you imagine the smell that must come off this guy on a hot day? Can you imagine going to eat and touching something at a restaurant that he put his grimy fingers on after touching that cum stained hat?

Again, just absolute zero self-awareness from the Quarterton shart machine. I really feel like his particular personal racism stems from his own inferiority. He feels like he can point at dark people and say "they aren't one of us" and put himself in the "us" group by default, because without that he has to look at all the hard working white people around him in his rural town who aren't morbidly obese, have normal lives, work hard, maybe have kids, and don't spend their entire lives going on the internet surrounded by boxes of children's toys they purchased at age 40 then come to terms with the fact he's actually not one of "us."

 

[LoZza]

Realising that Jeremy is just Amberlynn Reid but instead of boring weight loss content it's boring political content

 

[Lost Sauce_056]

Honestly, I’m glad this fat fuck is losing relevancy. You can only get on so far with the click bait grift. I usually make it a point not listen what morbidly obese people who have a “career” online have to say.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

Quartering dropped his first "new and improved" video with a script and actual research.

And it flopped.

Long form deep dive apparently means an eleven minute video where half of that is spent reading tweets and most of the other half showing old videos that were trending on social media months ago.

Basically Quartering can never compete in that space. The people who make successful long form deep dives spend days if not weeks researching and producing videos that build evidence to a coherent point. Quartering is used to just firing up the camera and reading articles and rambling it all out in a single 12 minute take then getting 100k+ views and seems to think any amount of effort beyond the absolute bare minimum is going to correct the ship. This is basically just the average Quartering video with bare bones editing and a script.

I can't imagine this experiment will be lasting long at this rate.

So the question here, who is this mystery female researcher? He's been very weirdly glazing Sarah Fields and Ana Slatz recently. Two of the anti-trans radfems fired from his failed effort to simp for Aussie TERF Sydney Watson which culminated in starting "The Publica" which was then used by Watson almost exclusively as a vehicle to employ all her TERF friends. Sarah Fields seems to hate him and they talked shit very publicly back and forth last month before he sobered up and deleted it, so I highly doubt it's her.

If I had to guess he's hired Anna Slatz as his researcher. She is Canadian and a radfem, so has a strong hatred of Indians and pushing a story about Indian rapists would line up with her core agenda. Quartering also name drops her in this video and credits her as the one who popularized a social media video of the raped travel TikToker couple video that went viral last year before encouraging his viewers to follow her accounts. So at this point all signs point to her but at this point it's still just speculation. She was also the main narrative voice at "The Publica" pushing the entire narrative direction of that site.

It wasn't talked about much at the time because no one gave a fuck about The Publica in any capacity, but Anna Slatz is a radical feminist in every sense of the word, a true TERF. She aligns with Quartering's channel and his fans in her anti-trans views and racism but then veers of EXTREMELY HARD when it comes to her radfem views. If I'm correct and she is indeed Quartering's researcher I think his audience would be very angry to learn some of her feminist views if she was driving the narrative of his channel.

Small example:

vs.

Of course like most people in this space Anna is a grifter first and everything else second so the moment she smelled money she was happy to work under Quartering once, so it could happen again. Guess we'll see if that ends up being the case, again for now just speculation.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Quartering dropped his first "new and improved" video with a script and actual research.

And it flopped.

You would think that Mr. Marketing Expert would understand that the YT algo absolutely punishes any content on existing channels making new content that veers away from the themes of their established brands.

This is why creators make secondary channels for their livestreams, their IRL vlogs, their hobbies, their political takes, etc.

Of course Hambly also knows the fate of most backup channels as well, since he's already abandoned so many.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

His latest video

Does this mother fucker have like Parkinson's. He moves in weird manner. Has he always done that?
Reminds me of Michael J. Fox.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

The new grift has arrived.
GUYS WE ARE DOING A FUNDRAISER TO EXPAND COFFEE BRAND COFFEE FACILITIES AND MAKE COFFEE FACIAL SCRUB!

So many notes here.

First off who the fuck is asking for this? What percentage of Quartering's audience wants to buy coffee hygiene products?

Can this guy go a single month without begging his fans for money? In April it was selling Trump Cookbooks to fund a new studio for guests, which he then backed out of. In May it was save my company by buying Mother's Day gift boxes. Now it's June and he's running a fundraiser to buy ingredients for a product he plans to sell for a profit?

Is this supposed to be a real company or not? Jeremy you are not a middle school baseball team buying new uniforms. Real companies don't run fundraisers so they can afford to stock products. They make products their customers want then sell them and recoup the money they spent developing and stocking said products. If there is a demand for coffee scrub you will make your money back plus profit. If there isn't you shouldn't be making it in the first place. We aren't even two months removed from this company supposedly needing a bailout to not go completely out of business, why are you expanding into new product lines if you need to beg your audience to buy the products you already sell?

Jeremy last week "Guys I hear you, too much coffee shilling, I don't want to kill my channel so I promise I will chill." Jeremy this week "Okay guys I have 3 new coffee products in stock, I need you to buy them over retail value in a $100 bundle even though I admit this is overpriced and the last $100 bundle almost killed my coffee grift and channel. I promise I will use the money to add more products to my store which I will then beg you to buy." Is this guy retarded?

"Support an American company that doesn't hate you." You are in the process of moving all your shipping to Amazon so you can hire less workers. You white label coffee that is brewed by a "woke" roaster that employs DEI hiring practices and celebrates diversity and pride month on social media.

Every day I question why this coffee company exists when I'm convinced he could just ask his viewers to give him money directly and they would probably do it.
OH WAIT HE'S DOING THAT TOO!

"Guys everyone else is rich unlike me, I really need your money"

Oh also check out my brand new 7 foot tall saltwater fishtank and $15,000 watch.

Oh also FUCK YOU MY COFFEE COMPANY IS SUPER SUCCESSFUL AND I MAKE TONS OF MONEY!

(please support our monthly fundraiser)

It's wild to me that his fans don't put this stuff together. He's practically beating them over the head with it. The fundraiser ask wasn't even an hour before he was melting down on Twitter over how super successful his company is.

His latest video

Does this mother fucker have like Parkinson's. He moves in weird manner. Has he always done that?
Reminds me of Michael J. Fox.

That popped up in the last year or two his fans comment on it sometimes. He was on stream the other day grousing that his wife was trying to pick up some expensive prescription for him and his insurance didn't cover it. Wouldn't surprise me if he has sustained some permanent damage from years of alcohol and substance abuse.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

tbh even $500 a day for what by all indications is subpar coffee in an extremely competitive and saturated marketplace is quite impressive. Considering the absolute highest praise I've ever seen for this product is "not bad".

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

everyone else is rich unlike me, I really need your money

I’m 95% less materialistic than I used to be (amazing thing about getting older) and don’t keep fish/would never keep fish but I still find myself feeling envious of that aquarium. Huh. The watch? Don’t care, not for me, get fucked. That aquarium? I’m impressed.

 

[Old Man Mario]

I’m 95% less materialistic than I used to be (amazing thing about getting older) and don’t keep fish/would never keep fish but I still find myself feeling envious of that aquarium. Huh. The watch? Don’t care, not for me, get fucked. That aquarium? I’m impressed.

It is less impressive when you know Quarterton is going to have someone else take care of it for him.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

Quartering confirms what was speculated earlier in this thread. He took a huge pay cut when he renewed his Rumble contract.

Sounds like Rumble decided to make him work for the money by grifting Rumble Premium memberships which are then split 50/50 between him and the platform.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Quartering confirms what was speculated earlier in this thread. He took a huge pay cut when he renewed his Rumble contract.
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Sounds like Rumble decided to make him work for the money by grifting Rumble Premium memberships which are then split 50/50 between him and the platform.

Kek, Quartering reduced to a promo code referral bonus on Rumble Premium subs instead of his sweet, sweet guaranteed exclusivity deal salary, running out just like Nick Rekieta.

Reminds of Gavin McInnes merging and buying out Anthony Cumia last year to combine their two networks. Only to tell some of the "talent" like Chrissie Mayr that Cumia was subsidizing out of his own pocket that their new revenue sharing would amount to "eating whatever they killed" through personalized Censored.tv promo code sub sign-ups.

Interested his quip about "not leaving Rumble like salty titties".

I assume he's throwing shade at Salty Crackers, who had an early Rumble deal but then didn't get renewed very early on (certainly when other guys like Quartering and Rekieta were still coasting along on their deals).

IIRC, Hambly interviewed Salty Crackers on his show in a past iteratiom of his liveshow. The Salty Cracker shoutout used to be a clip as part of his intro.

 

[rel=alternate]

It's wild to me that his fans don't put this stuff together. He's practically beating them over the head with it

It really is kind of his thing in everything he does. I stopped following this dude years ago when I realized how much fucking spam videos he could pump out in a day. Like 7 videos that could be consolidated into one 15min video, but they are all ten minutes each.

This dude is insuferable. He has the same method as the nigerian prince scam imo, if you're dumb enough to go with the original story, you'll believe anything.

It's wild to me has fans.

 

[Vampirella]

He should buy his wife another helicopter to show up the cucks.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

Interested his quip about "not leaving Rumble like salty titties".

I assume he's throwing shade at Salty Crackers, who had an early Rumble deal but then didn't get renewed very early on (certainly when other guys like Quartering and Rekieta were still coasting along on their deals).

He's talking about Cat Turd who had some deal then when he failed to get a renewal went on a long social media meltdown about how he got fucked over and he would no longer stream on Rumble at all. Quartering talks about this constantly.

Quartering is still a Salty Cracker fan and was recently floating the idea of having him on again as a guest. He's been moving back to having guests on the live shows since his staff pretty much sucks. His fans are getting particularly tired of Luke who interrupts everyone all the time and hogs the mic. The other day Luke invited a guy on as a guest and he went off on a 30 minute rant about numerology and Quartering's fans completely melted down, this being far too stupid even for them. Quartering apologized the next day for having such a shitty guest on.

Other random notes:
Quartering's show has been getting very obviously bot raided the past 2 Fridays. Viewer numbers suddenly jump 20-30k then shortly after go back to normal. No idea what to make of this but he seemed excited thinking the numbers were legit the first time it happened then acknowledged it was bots when the numbers went back down, so doubtful it was his doing.

In classic Hambly fashion his exclusive content output is already falling off. He has a very long history of promising exclusive content at regular intervals if fans sign up for some recurring payments to him. As soon as he hits critical mass and the fans are locked in he gets lazy and stops putting out new exclusive content. He went from averaging almost a daily video several weeks ago to currently dropping a single video in the past week. This is a classic Hambly scam that his paypigs love to fall for and it's probably worth a whole post exposing how many times over the past 5-6 years he's done this if I ever get around to it.

 

[Darkrider]

After a week of "new and improved videos" I can say nothing has changed. He's still doing the same clickbait/ragebait bullshit. He's still milking the Karmelo Anthony story because that's the only thing getting the most views, his other videos or averaging 40k-80k views and for a channel his size is pathetic. He's not going to change his format because he can't. He still has to self censor and play it safe for YouTube to stay monetized, he still has to rely on clickbait because he's not an interesting guy and is a fairly boring commentator, and with the stuff he talks about you can get better takes from people like Critical Drinker and Tim Pool. His channel grew during the gamergate bubble from 2014-2017 and that bubble has popped and it hasn't dawned on him yet.

 

[Guntkvd]

His latest video

Does this mother fucker have like Parkinson's. He moves in weird manner. Has he always done that?
Reminds me of Michael J. Fox.

He's so checked out, he's struggling to stay awake. You know he's drinking and buying bugmen toys to cope with the fact that this is his life, a fat clickbait guy.

 

[Eventide]

Quartering update:

Jeremy admitted he's cutting back his spending habits 'cause *checks notes* he's afraid AI slop videos will siphon all his views off Youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYs8N8l9ahY

Like, does Jeremy realize he just argued that his videos are on the same level, quality wise, as AI slop?

Also, I'm sure he'll still manage to buy another luxury item or build another RC track, despite "cutting back financially"

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

After a week of "new and improved videos" I can say nothing has changed. He's still doing the same clickbait/ragebait bullshit. He's still milking the Karmelo Anthony story because that's the only thing getting the most views, his other videos or averaging 40k-80k views and for a channel his size is pathetic. He's not going to change his format because he can't. He still has to self censor and play it safe for YouTube to stay monetized, he still has to rely on clickbait because he's not an interesting guy and is a fairly boring commentator, and with the stuff he talks about you can get better takes from people like Critical Drinker and Tim Pool. His channel grew during the gamergate bubble from 2014-2017 and that bubble has popped and it hasn't dawned on him yet.

Certainly nothing has changed with his channel except he's toned it down slightly with the ads. According to him people are coming back.

In reality as you pointed out Karmelo Anthony news is hard carrying his channel.

Here's what his channel looked like this week without videos about Karmelo.

Only one video over 150k views, half the videos under 100k, about where he was before.

Here's what the Karmelo videos alone looked like.

As soon as Quartering had almost milked the story to death the indictment revived interest. All videos since then above 200k with one sniffing at 400k.

Like I said before his channel is low effort slop. He needs an endless cycle of very specific stories that fit his format perfectly to attract a new audience and replace the people who followed him during the last news cycle then left when they realized he's a fat retard. It's too early to call his channel dead but until he starts adding a bunch of new subs it's definitely too early to declare his channel saved.

Edit Related: On his newest video the title is complete clickbait, which he promised to tone down on. Half the comments are shitting on him for clickbaiting, Rachel Zegler is in fact not suing South Park and the video is about AI channels spreading lies for clickbait which he addresses in the video. Interestingly the other half of the comments, including all the top voted comments are shitting on Zegler for suing South Park, which again is not actually happening as you would know if you watched the actual video and didn't just read the title. Given the actual topic of this video is dead internet theory you almost have to wonder if the majority of Quartering's views are actually bots or if his fans are just so potato they function as some sort of reverse Turing Test where their comments are so stupid you can't tell the difference between a living breathing moron and low effort chat bots.

Quartering playing dumb

The top comments all reference the thing you would know isn't actually happening if you watched the video.