Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%

  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%

  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%

  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%

  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%

  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%
  • Total voters
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Niggernerd said:
Aaron is just so fucking stupid. If he wanted to talk about the crackets. He could have just stuck to Nick.
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He mostly did. Truly. I will fight anyone on that fact (including @Balldo's Gate who I respect greatly for YEARS of quality investigative journalism ITT).

Even IF anyone had the patience to clip together all of Aaron's "violations" by BROADLY referring to Kayla, I promise, we would all laugh. It was nothing.

Judge Heidi Shultz needs to calm down and hear the OTHER SIDE. Todd Peterson was simply not capable of leveling a defense, and Aaron was too dumb and trusting.

She never heard the context. It's as simple as that.
 
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Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum. I smell the blood of the cuck Rekieta, Be he coping, or be he sneeding, I'll grind Skellys bones and beat 'em.
 
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Melty Butter said:
Judge Heidi Shultz needs to calm down and get the OTHER SIDE.
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In her defense, I think her nailing Aaron like she did was an attempt to get him to calm down. It's been established that he's been acting like a sped and one way or the other she's been getting shit from spergs that are mad at him. Who knows what will go down in October but I feel like she did what she did to put out a very clear warning.
 
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Chode said:
Nick talking about his suspected pinched nerve/herniated disc in his spine. He said he woke up and couldn't remember how to walk. The doctor says he thinks it's physical:
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I would say it's nitrous but I don't know the residual damage of whatever else he was on before.
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Critical vitamin B12 deficiency can present as disturbances in function of the limbs as it almost always presents peripherally first.

(and, of course, nitrous destroys Vitamin B12 in the body preferentially)
 
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Vibralldo said:
Keanu's done more almost as much damage to Aaron's life as Nick
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I would argue that Keanu's done far more damage to Aaron's life than Nick, it's the old adage 'better to have an enemy who slaps you in the face than a friend who stabs you in the back'. Aaron continuing to befriend her is a dangerous and retarded path to take.

Let's recall that Aaron was paying this bitch and her husband to co-host is show after his wife left him for coke and monkey-branching dreams. He was in a rut and trusted the likes of Keanu to not so much have his back, but just a shoulder to cry on during a period when he was still covering for the other 3 Qover members.

Even after Keanu read out a bunch of creepy DMs Nick sent to her purporting to speak on April's behalf in an obvious attempt to gaslight her, all it took was a call from April, then from the St. Cloud cops to snake Aaron; Keanu was either too dumb to detect the motives for April reaching out (after ignoring her for 4 months btw) to her 'friend' in July about 'something' that was done by Aaron in May, or Keanu is an inherently malicious cunt who seeks notoriety as the 'one who made something innocuous go viral'.

Keanu's still to this day running interference for April, which means she's running interference for Nick; see her obfuscating the topic when a superchatter asks her about her big April text messages reveal she's been teasing since Nick's meltdown at her.
 
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Sneed Force One said:
Aaron got a restraining order against Nick?
Fucking finally, only about six months late.
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I think that's tactically the best move Aaron can make, get a restraining order, ideally that'd also prevent Nick form using AI of his voice to read superchats or any other possibly incriminating statements, and just walk away and (atleast pretend) to forget who Nick, Kayla and April are. Just walk away lest he be consumed by this gay retarded drama.

Mr. Manchester said:
I can't lie, Nick is on a roll here
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With the state of Nick's legs, he's probably going to be rolling a lot soon.
 
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Potentially Criminal said:
Or......he's just a huge fucking bitch
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The type of drug use, lifestyle, and diet Nick has puts him at increase rate of health issues. I think he’s a bitch, but the alcoholism plus not eating probably has done permanent damage.

You also have to factor in pain sensitivity and other things after drug use numbing sensation with some narcotics. It’s why a lot of addicts are crybabies when they aren’t lying to doctors about pain scales.
 
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Sexual Chocolate said:
I root for Aaron because he's the goober underdog, and because he quit the qover and started to unfuck himself for the sake of his keedz.

In the movie version that'll get made eventually (by Lifetime :tomgirl:) : Balldownfall 🎥, Aaron will be be played by Michael Anthony Hall from the Breakfast Club or Michael Cera.
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Rackets has got to be played by Steve Buscemi
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Giovanni Ribisi for Aaron Imholte (Minus Mustache)
 
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