🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[bookers]

Starlink doesn't have enough upspeed, we saw that during the RV stuff.
It's not feasible to run the show off a starlink.
Also all the crew lives and works on east coast.
it's just not feasible to up and move everyone to the middle of nowhere

people think starlink is some magical thing, it's not. satellite internet is slow as shit.
you can't run something like this on it.
starlink is made for being in the middle of nowhere and it's your only option.

 

[Queesechake]

Starlink doesn't have enough upspeed, we saw that during the RV stuff.

I don't know much about how Starlink works, but weren't the majority of their problems just because they were constantly moving?

Edit: Nevermind, I see max upload is 25mbps best case. Definitely not a solution.

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

At this point they just need to find somewhere relatively phonebook proof. The problem is that even if they don't do anything wrong, trolls will keep calling until they catch keeper of a disorderly house. So if the house is phonebooked, it's already over. That being said, I don't think it's really even realistic or viable to be honest. The area is narrowed greatly by the fact that it has to be within a reasonable drive for Sam to show up, and the amount of autists and markyposters and Channings who will phonebook the place immediately is just off the charts.

Getting a whole warehouse and constructing a fully functioning house inside isn't really viable either. Normal reality shows would rent a house but they don't have Sam's hater-base and they also have the benefit of being prerecorded, which means by the time the show is airing there's nothing you can do to fuck with them.

All I can really say about this is I miss the show and I feel for the wiggers and Sam and the fish right now honestly. I truly have no idea how you get out of this situation and I'm guessing the best we'll get is maybe a week of RV trip or something of the sort, an abrupt ending, and that'll probably be it. At this point I'm worried about Blood Games 2 and just fishtank going forward because I really can't think of a solution for this that isn't prohibitively expensive. Even if they had all the money in the world, they couldn't pull something together and get full permits and police clearance to not be harassed and production insurance etc. in time to continue this season. My guess is they'll wrap it early, either tomorrow or after a rushed few days/week long little side trip. This seriously sucks.

 

[attractive_pneumonia]

Despite the constant (deserved) ragging on the wiggers for their evident incompetence, I can think of like 10 different logistical nightmares that would arise from acquiring a rural property significantly away from their home office and trying to run a multi-cam 24/7 interactive livestream for 42 days off of a fucking starlink. The backseat quarterbacking with dumb ideas like this from people that are always operating in hindsight with no skin in the game has to be infuriating for them.

Here comes the wigger defense force. Stop acting as if all of these problems haven't been solved by others, people that have less means than Sam and Jet as well. While Sam and Jet were making asses of themselves in the RV with zero camera uptime Ice Poseidon was broadcasting a crystal clear 4k video feed with zero downtime on a deserted island in the Pacific Ocean because he bothered to research the proper equipment for the circumstances and bought it.



No other production has these kinds of issues, Ice Poseidon was smart enough to hire medics for Hunger Games and paid the local police force to have a cop hanging around 24/7 to squelch any kind of swatting or welfare calls to 911. He just did his prison stream where he was literally torturing the contestants while S4 was running with no issue at all because he takes the proper fucking steps to handle these situations in advance. Fishtank likely has something nearing 2-3 million dollars in cash reserves and they never use it wisely, this is effectively their 6th season and they're just as inept as the day they started back in Season 1.

After a certain point you have to stop relying on wiggerfriends and get people with industry experience to handle some of the loose ends the show has.

 

[The Real Taylor Swift]

I don't know much about how Starlink works, but weren't the majority of their problems just because they were constantly moving?

Edit: Nevermind, I see max upload is 25mbps best case. Definitely not a solution.

Maejok said on the HK2 podcast that even in the middle of Vegas Starlink was garbage. (also the wire got stolen while they were in the tunnels)

 

[bookers]

Ice Poseidon was broadcasting a crystal clear 4k video feed with zero downtime on a deserted island in the Pacific Ocean

Yeah this is bullshit and anybody who watched that shit knows its bullshit.
There were tons of connection problems on that show.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

you don't even have to move it to the middle of nowhere, just own the house you're streaming from and make sure it's not in a normal subdivision with an HOA.

Going back to houses you don't own and whose neighbors have already made it abundantly clear they don't want you there is absolutely insane. the swatting is annoying but you can usually come to an understanding with the authorities if you explain the situation, the main issue is being at the mercy of other people to be in the physical location.

 

[The Real Taylor Swift]

you don't even have to move it to the middle of nowhere, just own the house you're streaming from and make sure it's not in a normal subdivision with an HOA.

Going back to houses you don't own and whose neighbors have already made it abundantly clear they don't want you there is absolutely insane. the swatting is annoying but you can usually come to an understanding with the authorities if you explain the situation, the main issue is being at the mercy of other people to be in the physical location.

All this was true of the S3 house and they still got forced out

 

[joker jimmy]

THIS SEASON? WE'RE REALLY TAKING THE GLOVES OFF.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

>police enter basement
>there's fallout style homemade weapons
>buckets of shit and piss
>a drunk guy with a hitler mustache
>an asian girl who has the voice of a 12 year old
>2 literal retards
>an australian who looks like a caveman
>they're all filthy and in tattered clothes
>empty spam cans and twin mattresses on the floor
>like 5 different cameras
>production crew all look like homeless meth addicts

The body cam footage of this is going to be legendary

IDK if you have seen this (A), but someone quoted your post on reddit but filtered out the fact it's from the farms.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

All this was true of the S3 house and they still got forced out

i skipped S3 but how does one own a house outright with not responsibility to an HOA or other governing body and still get kicked out? also how do i make it so it happens to the spics playing mariachi songs next me?

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Tsk Tsk, I might have to put Bam of Jackass right next to the Sonichu Medallion of Internet Curses.

 

[nym]

Btw, it was like 15 pages ago, but everyone going through that list of "casesummer" email addresses, with comments like "holy crap this boomer was dumb enough to use the same email on a bunch of different sites"... few of those are likely to be him, if any.

It's not just one company selling phone cases or something, "casesummer" is also a more common phrase because of the "CASE Summer Institute"

https://www.case.org/summer-institutes-2025

which seems to be an organization that runs events around a bunch of universities, bringing together experts on human resources. I didn't look to see if this Polson guy has some background expertise in that area, but it would really make sense if he was explicitly trained to be a Karen by trade.

(I tried matching up some scholarly papers that referenced papers out of that institute and mentioned "Polson" but found nothing.)

Anyway, things that have "casesummer" are unlikely to be him unless you have a reason to know otherwise.

 

[yoursavior]

i skipped S3 but how does one own a house outright with not responsibility to an HOA or other governing body and still get kicked out? also how do i make it so it happens to the spics playing mariachi songs next me?

I wanna say just due to the sheer volume of police calls to the house. Police had been called every season but I think it was topped with 3 over the 2 months it ran. The Brandon thing in particular ended them if speculation is to be true.

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

i skipped S3 but how does one own a house outright with not responsibility to an HOA or other governing body and still get kicked out? also how do i make it so it happens to the spics playing mariachi songs next me?

Nothing you can do if people keep calling on you. You get slapped with keeper of a disorderly house even if every call is a nothingburger. Varies by neighborhood and state and so on, but New England is not friendly to this kind of thing in particular.

Like I said before the best they can hope for is not getting phonebooked. My guess is they'll need to just do a smaller season 5, spacetank style on a set in some warehouse, but that's going to be much more expensive than what they're doing now. I'd be surprised if they can even do blood games 2 at this point especially cause they've already been kicked from that property. They're essentially being run out of every town they go to and every house they rent or even own. The options at this point are very limited and I am almost certain season 4 is just over.

Btw, it was like 15 pages ago, but everyone going through that list of "casesummer" email addresses, with comments like "holy crap this boomer was dumb enough to use the same email on a bunch of different sites"... few of those are likely to be him, if any.

It's not just one company selling phone cases or something, "casesummer" is also a more common phrase because of the "CASE Summer Institute"

https://www.case.org/summer-institutes-2025

which seems to be an organization that runs events around a bunch of universities, bringing together experts on human resources. I didn't look to see if this Polson guy has some background expertise in that area, but it would really make sense if he was explicitly trained to be a Karen by trade.

(I tried matching up some scholarly papers that referenced papers out of that institute and mentioned "Polson" but found nothing.)

Anyway, things that have "casesummer" are unlikely to all be him unless you have a reason to know otherwise.

Yeah I was going to add, based on the Reddit posts, it's very likely the guy doing this is the son of the guy who got phonebooked, not actually some 60+ boomer with a hateboner for Sam Hyde. Unless you think a married father is incel posting on the r/lonely subreddit. He likely lives at home and his dad got doxxed cause the son was driving his dad's car.

 

[ElAbominacion]

Tsk Tsk, I might have to put Bam of Jackass right next to the Sonichu Medallion of Internet Curses.

You forgot that a Wearer of Sonichu did walk into that house
Ricky Berwick. He crawled into that house.

 

[The Real Taylor Swift]

I wanna say just due to the sheer volume of police calls to the house. Police had been called every season but I think it was topped with 3 over the 2 months it ran. The Brandon thing in particular ended them if speculation is to be true.

This is the gist of it. Alex Bs fat dumb wife called like 5 times, Burts sister called 2-3 times, fans a few more then when the Brandon thing came around the cops more or less said "Next call we gotta arrest somebody for disorderly"

 

[Queesechake]

 

[yoursavior]

Yeah this is bullshit and anybody who watched that shit knows its bullshit.
There were tons of connection problems on that show.

People forget that Hunger Games was a gigantic cluster fuck that changed the rules just as often as Fishtank. He did the steps but was 0% prepared as his staff of OF whores and Kick streamers couldn't run shit, forcing him to be on energy drinks and adderall for a giant length of time trying to fix shit while everyone else is clout chasing around him. Ice doesn't do this shit effortlessly, he suffers because he's autistic and everyone around him is like Tax or Bicflame level lackey

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Nothing you can do if people keep calling on you. You get slapped with keeper of a disorderly house even if every call is a nothingburger.

so to achieve total beaner death i just have to keep calling, huh?