Death Stranding - Hideous Kojumbo does it again

[Aunt Carol]

Why do gay waterwalking tango dancing vampires exist?

excuse me he is bisexual; do better

 

[Maker's Mark]

Death Stranding 2 will win GOTY and Geoff Keighley will personally hand Kojima the award while tears stream down his face.

 

[Mrs. Sai Moon]

tard stranding 2 is quite possibly the most retarded game I have ever seen. End boss: shirtless guitar fight against higgs. Yes you fight each other with guitars while shirtless then giant baby lou eats higgs.

 

[Problematic User Forever]

I saw a video that showed off Tarman and Dollman and I was just like "Yeah, I'm still glad I decided to ignore Kojimas output after MGS V"

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

The polycuck urinalists love death stranding 2, GOTY contender for Geoff Keighleys game awards incoming

Death Stranding 2 is way more enjoyable if you skip all the boss fights (archive.ph)

 

[Kat Kommander]

wat

No wonder Kojima has been liking gay artwork of these two characters on Xitter for years

 

[Jace on ice]

The polycuck urinalists love death stranding 2, GOTY contender for Geoff Keighleys game awards incoming

Death Stranding 2 is way more enjoyable if you skip all the boss fights (archive.ph)

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To be fair this doesn't seem wrong exactly. I was watching Synth stream it and when he fought the Solid Snake ripoff guy he shot that motherfucker in the face for probably ten minutes with hundreds of rounds while the boss barely retaliated or tried to fight back.

The boss fights look like shit.

 

[Jarch6]

It's such a shame that such a striking game visually with a really cool artstyle is a package delivery sim.

What a waste.

I feel like kojimbo is an artistic savant in the same vein of someone like George Lucas who has la creatividad to make once in a generation quality works but also has a bunch of really awful ideas that would ruin said work and thus needs a tard wrangler to keep it all together.

 

[Miller]

He's been an out commie for several years now.

Mamoru Oshii too, I think.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Hack Fraudman

Gene Hackman
Meme Hackman
Scene Hackman

wat

What the fuck, is this a reference to the Metal Gear Stupid secret theater in MGS3?

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

 

[Chapalapachapa]

"At times abrasive, unnerving, and wholly uncompromising, Death Stranding 2 is as emotionally exhausting as it is obtuse"

Wow 10/10. Why the fuck retards still twist themselves like this

 

[pork and beans]

Kojima clearly just does what HE thinks is cool and badass
To us it’s lame and gay, sadly

 

[Montalbane]

I watched the ending of the game.
It all feels headache inducing,not even the worst stalkersoup mods are this obtuse.

 

[PanLake007]

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He's not talking about Indians, that's for sure. I will never understand why Japanese game developers don't make everybody in their games Japanese, never made sense to me. Western audience is usually fine with playing as a Japanese. There should be only Whites and East Asians in videogames and films anyway. East Asians have smaller and less pores.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

I watched the ending of the game.
It all feels headache inducing,not even the worst stalkersoup mods are this obtuse.

That may not be the finale ending, since there is already talk about a third Death Stranding game.

Hideo Kojima says he has a concept for Death Stranding 3

 

[Brain Power]

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Damn you beat me to it.

“It’s really hard to recreate Asian faces accurately in CG, Kojima said. “Especially women and younger people, their skin is so smooth and beautiful that it ends up looking too artificial. This isn’t just limited to Japanese people; many Asians have incredibly fine and delicate skin, so when it’s rendered in CG, it tends to look fake.

“On the other hand, older people or those with freckles scan with more detail. I’ve tried using Japanese actors before, but they never quite looked right… That said, this time we used new technology, and I’m really happy with how it turned out. Of course, I still want to improve even more next time.” (machine-translated)

"Uuuuhhhh purease undastando, scanningu orientaru feisu very haarudu, bari uncani varii"
He should have asked RGG Studio for help on that.

In Death Stranding 2, Kutsuna plays Rainy, a key new character who’s already becoming a fan favorite.

Insert JC Denton saying "Do you have a single fact to back that up?" here.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

wat

"All Kojima's games have gay content"
Nigger, it was subtle in a brotherly aspect...

This is just fucking GAY.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

"Uuuuhhhh purease undastando, scanningu orientaru feisu very haarudu, bari uncani varii"
He should have asked RGG Studio for help on that.

 

[Miller]

wat

How long until we find out that this is what Kojima wanted to do with Raiden and Vamp, but Konami said "dude, that's fucking gay"?