This is the closest he’s ever come to making an actual joke. It’s very mildly amusing, unlike most of his attempted standup joke tweets that are usually just incomprehensible garbage or Frodo or Han Solo saying “fuck”.
Fuck, I had forgotten this one and am now a worse-off man for having been reminded. The funniest part was his cope that herpes was the natural consequence of regular sex, rather than the consequence of his current wife having come fresh off getting kicked out of a polycule that was indubitably sleeping around further. He’s lucky he didn’t contract third-hand AIDS.
I doubt he could find Iran on a wall size map. He probably thinks Swaziland is next to Thailand. Over the years he has happily demonstrated his ignorance in many dozens of subjects to such an extent I would be interested to see if he can waddle* and chew gum at the same time.
Aaaaand he has already oinked his way back to his standard downloaded #resist opinions once again
like a water buffaler?
How is it possible to be as retarded as Rick? This retard has threatened prison literally thousands, possibly even tens of thousands of times. Not a single person he has threatened with prison has ever ended up in prison.
Wait 'til the movie releases. It will be pure shit. Even worse than the Dune movies. Some things are not to be made into films. Dune and Blood Meridian are two for them. Piggy may go to see the movie, and just like he does with his shit understanding of LoTR, he'll claim expertise, and will hold forth, fatly always fatly, on Cormac's magnum opus. As if he could read and understand anything McCarthy wrote. Hell, Maurice Sendak's books pose an insurmountable challenge to him.
Wrong in every delusional detail as always, stalker. We are all currently enjoying life in a cage. Sorry you're so stupid, child.
My pet theory is that he will rewrite history to be correct.
To be fair, Fatrick could probably belly-bounce someone into low earth orbit. Maybe he's finally found his true calling...
Mohammad married Aisha when she was 6 and fucked her when she was 9, then again he got a lot of special treatment like being able to marry however many
If anyone has, it will be for reasons completely unrelated to him.
One of my favorite things about Rick is how he's always, from day one, thought the stalkers are going to get life in prison without parole for felony fatposting. Just straight to Medellin Cartel kingpin level sentences.
He did say that rape is the least of what we deserve.
A delivery driver who is used to unloading pizzas would be sufficient to put Fatrick in his place. Even when he was a runner, Fatrick was still kind of portly with spindly limbs and that was a decade and 42,000 beers ago.
