You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Book Thief]

Dear Microsoft/Obsidian employees:



KILL YOURSELVES.

Sincerely, me.

 

[The Foxtrot]

In my experience you really gotta watch trucks with Swift, J.B Hunt and Knight [which merged with Swift in 2017] logos.

Them, and also the ones that have a paper that's been taped to the side of the truck cab. Trucks that drive WITHOUT logos are really bad too, in my experience.

Swift has been notorious for decades as one of the worst in the business, even before the jeetswarm. This was the operation you either got a job with early on in your career (and got the fuck out as soon as you could) or for drivers too fucking dumb for anything else. The vast majority of their drivers are total lolcows. The company itself is a lolcow.

Anyway when you see these fucking trucks, give them as wide a berth as possible because jeet or not, it's driven by a fucking idiot.

One of my closest friends IRL told me that "Swift stands for 'So What I Failed Training?'."

 

[Green Man]

Swift has been notorious for decades as one of the worst in the business, even before the jeetswarm. This was the operation you either got a job with early on in your career (and got the fuck out as soon as you could) or for drivers too fucking dumb for anything else. The vast majority of their drivers are total lolcows. The company itself is a lolcow.

Anyway when you see these fucking trucks, give them as wide a berth as possible because jeet or not, it's driven by a fucking idiot.

All of the classic jokes:

Swing Wide It's a Fucking Trailer
Sure Wish I Finished Training
Etc.

From what I've heard they've stepped up their game as of late and are paying halfway decent for a mega now but I have no interest in OTR driving for the time being. For the past few years I've been seeing dudes actually stay with Swift and unironically say "eh it's not that bad" but you never really know until you're in it, how shit it is. Probably also depends on your home terminal.

On the topic of shit I see on the interstate that grinds my gears:
Motherfuckers hauling unsecured loads, specifically the guys who drive around with their pickup bed full of tools and not a tarp, strap, rope, cord, whatever to be seen. A hammer or a wrench flying out the back can fucking brain someone.
Anyone in a fucking U-Haul/Penske rig needs to be avoided because it's either illiterate Mexican human traffickers or people who've never driven anything bigger than a Jetta who suddenly have a boxtruck at their disposal.
Guys towing fucking boats or RVs, the shinier the truck/RV/boat the worse it is because you know it's new and they have no idea what the fuck they're doing. RV has the bonus of the boomer behind the wheel having cataracts.
Then there's the hotshots who will tow a flatbed with their Ram and blow off your back door doing fucking 90 for no good reason.
Four-wheelers being afraid to pass me even though I am physically waving them on to pass, there's nothing in front of me, you don't want to be behind me, I don't want you next to a fucking tire blowout [let alone a steer blowout], fuckin' get moving dude.

I swear a lot of motorists see a semi-truck on the interstate and subconsciously start trying to figure out how to use it to commit suicide in the most gruesome way possible.

 

[Rapesputin]

It really twists my trousers when cyclists ignore the laws of the road and/or bike on the sidewalk

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How come fitted sheets always managed to feel one size too small

They really are fitted, if they're not at the exaaaact right angle they won't go on

 

[Lovely Kin]

When they self censor to a point it sounds like another language.
>Did you hear? Her boyfriend unalived her after graping her and said she was a n-slur

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

My wife and I were at a beautiful park. Amazing place, a national treasure. There were Indians on the tight trail. I suspect the water bottle I picked up and threw away was theirs. We passed them taking a break, and I swear I heard them speaking Hindi and then FORTNITE.

Hindi fortnite Hindi fortnite Hindi fortnite

It went like that. What the fuck. You can't speak English and then on top of it you're talking about FORTNITE

 

[Neighborhood Curmudgeon]

I hate it when certain groups of people, like trannies for example, claim they're strong and resilient. Yet they get offended, outraged, and triggered 24/7 at the drop of a hat, then need round the clock government and corporate protection. That's being weak, fragile, and pathetic.

 

[Eadred]

My wife and I were at a beautiful park. Amazing place, a national treasure. There were Indians on the tight trail. I suspect the water bottle I picked up and threw away was theirs. We passed them taking a break, and I swear I heard them speaking Hindi and then FORTNITE.

Hindi fortnite Hindi fortnite Hindi fortnite

It went like that. What the fuck. You can't speak English and then on top of it you're talking about FORTNITE

You were on a trail, far away from civilization, you could've done a service to all of us by disposing the trash so to speak. Next time don't hesitate.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

I hate when people don't pay attention in stores and nearly run into me.

 

[pyrinyx]

I hate when people don't pay attention in stores and nearly run into me.

I'm noticing people where you're going the direction opposite of them when you're about facing eachother. So to be nice, you try avoiding them, but they insist going the direction they normally are going. Like, you dumb motherfucker. And we're not talking people on their damn phones or anything, I'm talking people who stare straight at you.

I'm getting tired and it is another YouTube-related thing to talk about, of these dumbass video titles that say "NOBODY HAS SEEN" or "NOBODY HAS PLAYED". We know it is simply attention whoring for clickbaits because the 'creator' in question, assumes that nobody in the planet of 8 billion, has ever seen or played or read whatever it is that they think nobody has before. Only to dump a mundane 20-minute - 1 hour or more of a trial run, listening to them have the most boring superfluous takes on that thing. And another thing is that it stops being about how 'nobody' has heard, played or read thing because now there's a video of it, some source where a few hundred to a few thousand have now witnessed. So change the fucking title because now it is aware.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

Buying movie tickets direct through the theater chains app instead of Fandango and there's a $5 service fee. What the fuck

 

[Shart Attack]

I hate that every Baby Boomer I know has become a born-again hippie in the last few years. Just like when they were hippies in the 60s, their political opinions are shallow and fucking retarded and consist mostly of repeating popular platitudes and attending useless protests. None of them had a goddamn thing to say when Obama was deporting record levels of illegal immigrants, but suddenly they're bleeding hearts who think every brown person with a sob story is entitled to squat in our country forever. They don't give two shits about the environmental impact of covering every square mile of America with datacenters to support their Facebook and Amazon addictions, and they don't care that our state has legalized fracking under state parkland, but CNN told them to be mad about Trump's EPA rolling back some minor regulation, so now they've impotently assmad about it. That would be bad enough, but they're compelled to shoehorn it into any and every conversation regardless of context. I was having a nice dinner with my aunt the other day, and in the middle of talking about family news, she abruptly changed to talking about Trump and how things are so much worse now and holy fuck I don't care, I just want to hear about my cousin's new job.

It really twists my trousers when cyclists ignore the laws of the road and/or bike on the sidewalk

The bicycle exists in a quantum superposition state between pedestrian and vehicle. The waveform collapses to one or the other depending on which is most convenient for the cyclist and least convenient for everyone else at any given second.

 

[Lady Bizness]

People who cut in lines

And the cucks who let them. It ain't COVID anymore, close the fucking gap you old retarded chink!

 

[Jace on ice]

I hate that every Baby Boomer I know has become a born-again hippie in the last few years. Just like when they were hippies in the 60s, their political opinions are shallow and fucking retarded and consist mostly of repeating popular platitudes and attending useless protests. None of them had a goddamn thing to say when Obama was deporting record levels of illegal immigrants, but suddenly they're bleeding hearts who think every brown person with a sob story is entitled to squat in our country forever. They don't give two shits about the environmental impact of covering every square mile of America with datacenters to support their Facebook and Amazon addictions, and they don't care that our state has legalized fracking under state parkland, but CNN told them to be mad about Trump's EPA rolling back some minor regulation, so now they've impotently assmad about it. That would be bad enough, but they're compelled to shoehorn it into any and every conversation regardless of context. I was having a nice dinner with my aunt the other day, and in the middle of talking about family news, she abruptly changed to talking about Trump and how things are so much worse now and holy fuck I don't care, I just want to hear about my cousin's new job.


The bicycle exists in a quantum superposition state between pedestrian and vehicle. The waveform collapses to one or the other depending on which is most convenient for the cyclist and least convenient for everyone else at any given second.

Boomers were Republicans and alpha capitalists back when they were working. Now that they're all collecting government checks they've reverted to hippy bullshit.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

I hate armchair moderators who try to dictate how I should criticize things online. Bitch, I'll criticize whatever I want, whenever I want, however I want. I don't give a shit if you have no standards and are willing to eat the slop. You're nobody to tell me how to do things, and if I get banned, well that's my fucking problem.

 

[One Sixth Native American]

I fucking hate it when you’re at a section of the road where two lanes reduce down to one and some ignorant nigger forces his way in front of you just to go slightly under the speed limit. If they went fast enough to not be retarded it wouldn’t be so frustrating. There’s a special place in the hottest part of hell for these idiots.

 

[The Hardest R]

Why are nature documentaries just misery porn these days?
I want to see animals living jolly lives, frolicking around with their family and friends.
Not some poor elephant calves dying in the desert, baby seals getting flung up and ripped apart by orcas or some poor bird getting hunt to extinction because humans bad.
Everything has to be a guilt trip now. No more fun allowed. And it's fucking bullshit.
I know nature is cruel, humans even crueler, but the beauty of nature outweighs it, so give me the beautiful parts please, thanks.

Yeah I was looking at nature documentaries for my kids to watch and every fucking one made since 2015 has some maudlin message about muh climate change. Every one. These documentaries are made for children so these scumbags are hoping to tie wanting to watch zebras or lions with becoming climate activists. They damn well know what they’re doing. Any media made in the current year is going to be shit but yeah, every nature documentary is trash. Fortunately there’s lots of pre-2015 stuff to watch but god damn, these niggers are relentless.

 

[Jace on ice]

It must not be very hard to get a big rig license because commercial truck drivers are shockingly bad at driving.

It genuinely makes me nervous driving alongside these things because of how reckless these faggots are.

 

[pyrinyx]

My store caters too much to these fucking immigrant workers in my store. Just today, I got threatened and chewed out by one of my managers. She told me she was going to have someone help some of my freight because I got stressed dealing with a boatload of small things. So she has this nigger who talks on her phone at any opportunity. She only half-assed one of my departments and got an excuse to stop doing the rest. Then I got told "she doesn't know what to do in that department"

Well fucking kick her nigger-ass out. You know what, I'm with Trump now on the immigration issue. Kick them all out. Fuck them. Green card or not, kick them all out, I don't give a fuck. Every company covers their asses because they want that sweet delicious cheap labor from dumbfucks from bumfuck no where in the globe and we're suffering for it, the people who're more able to do the job. Because of these fucking niggers.

Kick them out, deport them.

 

[The Hardest R]

It must not be very hard to get a big rig license because commercial truck drivers are shockingly bad at driving.

It genuinely makes me nervous driving alongside these things because of how reckless these faggots are.

I love how these niggers err I mean riggers try passing another rigger going 1 mph faster. Whenever I see some gnarled traffic jam of people going 30-40 mph on an interstate in the middle of fucking nowhere, it’s always one roadnigger slowly trying to pass another roadnigger.