Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[itogi]

 

[30+GameOvers]

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I am loving that Maldavius Figtree is now officially universally mocked by everybody. Should have happened 10 months ago, just wait until the twitter/youtube people find out about his Second Life account!

 

[cigint]

What amazing and original setting names

Also wasn't this shit supposed to be five chapters? Now suddenly the one after Animus is the end.

Fagliacci bonus, since we have a lot of tourists who don't understand the finer points of Animus development:

After a little digging I've figured out that Animus is going to release next month.
I hate this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
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[419]

One thing I did neglect to mention all this time is that the UK petition has also been gathering a lot of numbers!

Around the time that Ross uploaded his response to Mald (June 23), the petition had been sitting at just over 16,000 signatures, out of a minimum 100,000 needed for the petition to be considered for parliamentary debate.



Only 3 days later on June 26, the number of signatures quite literally doubled by the same time of day (8PM) as the earlier archive.

Now, at the time of writing, the petition is sitting at close to 42,000 signatures.

Furthermore, I also took a look at the signature map and spotted something which I found deeply amusing. Notice how over up in Scotland there's one particular constituency which is quite dense with signatories, that being Dundee Central.

Dundee is in fact the town/city where YoYo Games are headquartered, and as we all know, YYG are the developers of the GameMaker engine and IDE, which Mald himself just so happens to be using to develop ShartBound in.



(EDIT: I just quickly glossed over the map again, Dundee is in fact the most concentrated constituency in the UK so far for signatures on the SKG petition. God truly is the greatest comedian and I'm fucking cackling right now.)

 

[Enclave Emily]

Under 2k to 620K signatures. Going fast but...

 

[potato sack]

Under 2k to 620K signatures. Going fast but...

if youre the same enclave emily from the video goddamn that video was hilarious well done

 

[Elite Kipchak]

hating furries has got to be one of the most unifying forces on the internet.

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

Even if this doesn't make it, Ross will be remembered for his herculean efforts. Has there been any good translations about SKG for non-english speaking Europeans?

 

[my penis is on fire]

>After that we're moving over to Jotunheim and that's the end of the game

Is he cutting the game short? I swear he'd planned to do more than 4 chapters

 

[Enclave Emily]

Even if this doesn't make it, Ross will be remembered for his herculean efforts. Has there been any good translations about SKG for non-english speaking Europeans?

Not that I'm aware. Most of Europe is at least bilingual, though.

Is he cutting the game short? I swear he'd planned to do more than 4 chapters

I mean, given his code, the addition of literally anything probably adds at least a year of development.

 

[Masturbator]

ya know what is most both menacing and entertaining about his ferret list? the fucking death timestamp, it is taken as granted for them to kick the bucket in isolation

 

[30+GameOvers]

Even if this doesn't make it, Ross will be remembered for his herculean efforts. Has there been any good translations about SKG for non-english speaking Europeans?

Doesn't the site have a translation for pretty much every relevant Euro language?

 

[SilkyJohnston]

I assume you mean initiative not inactive and its just ESL bs (which makes you a good candidate for this) but no, I don't think it would be a problem. Image boards and rando streamers are not lolcows, and if its just promoting the SKG and not being a dumb nigger somehow (I doubt you would be) I assume its fine. Null even suggested people try spreading it to rocket league people. Just don't dox yourself or some other dumb shit.

SHIET MOTHAPHUCKA! YABBAZABBA

 

[Narrowback]

you may or may not have no idea just how spaghetti dark souls' code is, it's a complete mess and can be broken in so many ways it's not even funny

"Careful, thats a load-bearing png"

 

[The Tall Man]

Even if this doesn't make it, Ross will be remembered for his herculean efforts. Has there been any good translations about SKG for non-english speaking Europeans?

Yes, there’s a bit of a misconception that this is solely Ross doing everything by himself.

Now, Ross absolutely deserves the vast majority of the credit for his effort, and he has become the figurehead, but there are many people helping and working with him on SKG.

For example, Ross is not a member of the ECI since he’s a U.S. citizen living in Poland and can’t be part of it.

The SKG website includes all the relevant translations available.

It’s especially funny when Jason’s fanboys say Ross is his inferior and knows nothing about game development, considering SKG actually has real game devs helping out, people who can actually code unlike Mald.

 

[tarzor]

ya know what is most both menacing and entertaining about his ferret list? the fucking death timestamp, it is taken as granted for them to kick the bucket in isolation

as 1 ferret dies, the others go into a depression, a chain reaction ensues into a singularity... i have become death, destroyer of ferrets
- oppenheimer 1945

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Is he cutting the game short? I swear he'd planned to do more than 4 chapters

(Source)(Archive)

Animus is 95% complete BTW (in 2022).

 

[Enclave Emily]

as 1 ferret dies, the others go into a depression, a chain reaction ensues into a singularity... i have become death, destroyer of ferrets
- oppenheimer 1945
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So you're telling me he built a depression hub for ferrets?

 

[MaldingFerret]

as 1 ferret dies, the others go into a depression, a chain reaction ensues into a singularity... i have become death, destroyer of ferrets
- oppenheimer 1945
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I'm getting the sense they acquire more ferrets because Mald has the sadge because of ferret death. His copium mechanism is to acquire more ferretcoin, resulting in more deaths, resulting in more sadge.
He's refining ferrets into copium. soylent green is ferrets!

 

[crowabunga]

Impossible, how could a simple peon ruin my reputation? Is this the true power of the mycelial network?

Sorry, your name's Moldavius now and it's time for your career to go feed the mushrooms