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[Oxyjen]

If I had money I'd set him up on a date with a regular woman because I'm 100% sure he drops this tranny LARP the very nanosecond he thinks he has a chance.

Paging @Kind - your skills are in demand once again.

 

[Super Guido]

If I had money I'd set him up on a date with a regular woman because I'm 100% sure he drops this tranny LARP the very nanosecond he thinks he has a chance.

That's kind of hard to do, since he got rid of his tallywhacker.

 

[Dick Johnson]

It's definitely not because he does nothing all day and isn't progressing towards anything.

Sure he is - that's what the troonery is for. It's an unattainable goal, because there's always something that needs to be 'worked on'. (Which can be framed as 'working on myself! Self improvement!) But there's never truly an endpoint, because what he's 'working toward' is flat-out impossible. No matter how close he gets, he can never make it there.

And the fact that it's unattainable means that he's always got a reason why he can't/won't do anything else. He still needs to 'work on himself', and he always will. The troonery is his goal, his identity, his community and his excuse all in one.

 

[AMHOLIO]

If I had money I'd set him up on a date with a regular woman because I'm 100% sure he drops this tranny LARP the very nanosecond he thinks he has a chance.

The problem is Kevin doesn't deserve a real woman.
My proof?

• The story of him getting angry and arguing with an outdoor tranch serf when he though they touched his big bottle of Hi-C he labled as his.
• He classifies himself as a hedonist and commonly says "that's a problem for future me to worry about." Most people don't live that way, let alone women. He gets pouty when he gets told no.
• He has been enabled by other trans groupies too long. They tell him all his hedonism is justifed and he can do whatever he wants. Being in a relationship with Penny where Penny insists on working and lets his little Kevin do whatever he wants for mxtress has damaged him. All Kevin wants is to do nothing. If he has to work, he'll break down and cry or tardrage. He still hates school to this very fucking day. Kevin hates being told he can't and throws a tantrum over it.
• Speaking of "no", he once had a tard fit where he couldn't fit a Magic the Gathering card into a sleeve and then angrily raged and ripped it up. This was a couple years ago in his 40s.
• His marriage to a real woman probably has a good amount of ammo from the ex on why Kevin was sub par even in his tamer days.

When presented with the real woman, I think he'd try to have sex with her, and upon completion, try to put her in his troon harem. I think he would choose the troon harem in the long run even if he wants a woman in the short run because guess what? Being Penny's slave means no work, no adult responsibilites, no bills to pay outside of toys, and nothing but toys internet and hanging with friends. The only thing that would make Kevin permanently switch was if the woman offered him that, BUT also had all his appointments made for him and managed his medical stuff and remembered to bring his dialator to his dialation appointment. Kevin is easily manipulated by sex and will choose it in the short run, but if anything keeps him from doing absolutely fuck-all all day, he will not choose to do it.

 

[stupid frog]

If I had money I'd set him up on a date with a regular woman because I'm 100% sure he drops this tranny LARP the very nanosecond he thinks he has a chance.

If he sold his plastic toys he could pay for his own big titted whore.

Instead he plays with men's fake breasts.

Paging @Kind - your skills are in demand once again.

She's too good for him. Someone dig up the tweets where he talked about meeting her in the elevator.

 

[kazuhiro]

"They turn it inside out like a sock" - Kevin's mom tried to warn him.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Yeah, jokes on her though. She found out I'd mutilated myself for a delusional fetish and it broke her heart, completely destroyed her.
Lol!



Repulsive cunt you are Kevin

 

[The Lawgiver]

The story.
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Jesus christ he sounds like a stereotype of a rapist/pedophile rather than a female. Like that specific voice people do in comedy bits.

Toy hoarders aren't willing to get rid of their toys, even if they cry their life is in danger. I'm watching my personal cow go through it now, but they are married and both sets of parents are alive and enablers. KevKev isn't so lucky.

This reminded me how I recently used gift money to get a box set of transformers I wanted for a few years off a guy that was selling stuff he hadn't opened off because money/space reasons... While I also have space reasons I am trying to work out via selling shit off to people (and failing but that's another story) That and devastator of some guy who was just selling off his stuff for space reasons. I misremembered and underestimated how massive the modern devastator figure was and I'll have to clean off the thick dust and mystery gunk that built up from it being on a shelf before I put it on my own shelf lmao. The first one I got at a tiny bit above msrp and the second I got for cheaper than msrp or else I'd never think of getting it. Meanwhile kev's just blowing $500 on these things on the frequent and keeps coping on occasion acting like he's gonna sell them off.

Fuck scalpers, fuck value speculators, fuck hoarders that squat on tons of expensive figures. My one hope about these goofy things is that we one day regain a healthy cycle of used action figure circulation.

 

[stupid frog]

• Speaking of "no", he once had a tard fit where he couldn't fit a Magic the Gathering card into a sleeve and then angrily raged and ripped it up. This was a couple years ago in his 40s.
• His marriage to a real woman probably has a good amount of ammo from the ex on why Kevin was sub par even in his tamer days.

The card he ruined was expensive iirc.
He wasn't actually married, thank god.

 

[Amelia Troonheart]

"They turn it inside out like a sock" - Kevin's mom tried to warn him.
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Yeah, why was his mom worried if it was just a phase? Did she think he was going to chop his junk off, have complications and necessitate another surgery that also had complications and caused internal adhesions due to removing a part of the protective lining of his organs, remove any possibility of him having natural children, go on hormones that increase risk of strokes and heart attacks, get implants that have to be replaced every decade and if you don't can't cause calcification of the tissue and increase risk of cancer, move to a compound, be complicit in an animal neglect farm, isolate himself socially, and end up being documented extensively by people who laugh at tranny failures as a hobby, or something?
Dumbass!

 

[kazuhiro]

Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

Kevin talks politics.

"Every last one of these worthless fucks should never have a moment's peace again."

The worthless fucks don't have much to fear from Kevin, though, as he didn't read the list.

Vance getting upset at a meme (supposedly).

Kevin getting upset at a meme.

Cartoonist Greg Dean needs money.

Kevin surely donated something, though not out of his toy fund.

 

[kazuhiro]

(Can't edit the post above.)

Spoiler: NSFW image under a second spoiler

Context. (The video is here.)


How could there be a "weird mythos" about Kevin?

Suns out, buns out.

Spider queen.

New car.

So fucking Gender.

Spoiler: Somewhat NSFW drawing

"Some assembly required," lol.

Brianna Wu.

Overwatch.

Not going anywhere, not shutting up.

"...Oh shit I'm agender huh"

Voice therapy.


Cartoonist Greg Dean.

"Pride" pin.

Weed.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Spider queen.

As someone who watched this kids show when it was still new "cunty spider queen" is one of the last things I'd describe this fucking character as. From what I remember her whole deal was she was like a maximal that got reworked into a predacon but then went back to being allied with the maximals but still a bit unstable in terms of alliance due to the whole "tampered with as a space alien fetus to become more evil" thing.

This however has me realizing Kev has the hairline of her horrible redesign from the sequel show, beast machines.

You may notice she just looks like a horrible cgi abomination person here and not a cool spider robot. For those non-spergs amongst us allow me to also point out that This is not an issue isolated to blackarachnia in beast machines.

 

[Necrosan]

(Peter Thiel sperging)

Good job proving his point, Kevin's opinion on Transhumanism is literally "I'll be able to modify my body to satisfy my sexual fetish". No shit they are going to say "well, maybe we shouldn't live forever".

Imagine being so repulsive as a person that you make people reconsider the concept of immortality.

Those interactions too, barely any responses, talk about screaming into the void.

 

[stupid frog]

Opinion discarded, did not read. You have over 1000 Transformers, and hundreds of other toys, not to mention video games.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

"They turn it inside out like a sock" - Kevin's mom tried to warn him.
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"Even if that was true, why the fuck are you worried then? Phases tend to end. Why can't you just be supportive so they know to trust you while they discover who they are?"

If you think someone wants to do something you think harmful to themselves it is not supportive to tell them to do it. Calling it a phase is attempting to meet you halfway and suggesting you're smart enough to come to the conclusion on your own when you mature. Obviously, that's often a mistake.

"everything is so psychosexual"

Except the only two people making this psychosexual are Kevin and Sandy, two "women", by agreeing that it's a self-own to say another man has a larger penis. It's the typical male obsession with penis size as the ur value of every man.

That's aside from the fact that I doubt this has ever happened and especially has never happened to Kevin.

Vance getting upset at a meme (supposedly).

"I got a really simple solution t hat should stop this from ever happening again, but the fascists aren't gonna be able to do it: Just be fucking normal."

This sounds really anti-queer. Yikes.

Context. (The video is here.)

"Capitalism is inherently incompatible with any useful form of transhumanism [because I won't pay for it]."

Capitalism is the only system that would make individual transhumanism possible because you can pay for it. Socialism would limit you to only what the monopoly state provides and make your individual wants forbidden. That's the entire purpose of socialism.

Brianna Wu.

"but to learn that she wasn't so much nominally left-ish at one time so much as simply a clout-chasing loser with no actual morals"

Kevin throws stones from inside his glass house.

Not going anywhere, not shutting up.

I don't want you gone, I want you to leave everyone else alone until you obtain their consent.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I don't want you gone, I want you to leave everyone else alone until you obtain their consent.

I want Kevin to be dropped off at groups of middle aged moms (with some husbands in the background just in case) every week just to see how he processes being a woman surrounded by them. No Penny, no Jen, no other transwomen, no one but himself. He has to fend for himself and most horrifyingly, think for himself.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

Suns out, buns out.

So fucking Gender.

This motherfucker lives in Colorado, within a day trip's distance from some of the most beautiful places on Earth. Hiking, or even just taking in the sights outdoors, would do him more good than a therapy session, and he could do it any day he likes. But no, he'd rather stay inside and drool over drawings of dolls than go out and risk a genuine spiritual experience in the natural world.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Kevin would demand taxpayers' money be used to replace his flesh with hard plastic to turn himself into a living doll if such a procedure were possible.

 

[Dick Johnson]

Context. (The video is here.)

I had to look up what a 'haustoric implant' is - I thought it might be from a scifi series that I haven't read/watched/played...turns out it kind of is.

"The haustoric implant is one of our crowning achievements in biological engineering. When this integrates with your nervous system it will gain a certain level of control over you, including the ability to manipulate your thoughts. So don't worry, even if you can't tell us the truth now you will soon."


- Sinapis Serotin, in Abscission Chapter 27, by Fluxom

It's a Human Domestication Guide thing. "Gee, why does everyone sexualize everything trans people are into? *references fetish shit for being mad at someone who supports transhumanism but not transgender people*"

IT'S A MYSTERY.