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[Flamin Park]

Kevin would demand taxpayers' money be used to replace his flesh with hard plastic to turn himself into a living doll if such a procedure were possible.

And then his arms would fall off cause he wouldn't lubricate his joints

 

[stupid frog]

This motherfucker lives in Colorado, within a day trip's distance from some of the most beautiful places on Earth. Hiking, or even just taking in the sights outdoors, would do him more good than a therapy session, and he could do it any day he likes. But no, he'd rather stay inside and drool over drawings of dolls than go out and risk a genuine spiritual experience in the natural world.

He can't/refuses to drive.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

@stupid frog
Doesn't stop him from getting to conventions or the airport.

 

[Positron]

everything is so psychosexual"

Except the only two people making this psychosexual are Kevin and Sandy

All psycho, zero sexual.

 

[AMHOLIO]

@stupid frog
Doesn't stop him from getting to conventions or the airport.

Penny drives him. Penny's usually too busy being in pain and cursing Bonnie's existence to drive KevKev around that much. Even then, they can still plan and have other friends in the area that can take Kevvie places. As usual, Kevin is purposefully useless.

 

[kazuhiro]

Kevin went outside, into the Great Outdoors. Or maybe just his garden.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Kevin went outside, into the Great Outdoors. Or maybe just his garden.
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With every selfie he looks more and more like a male EDM musician going through a midlife crisis.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I still don't get how Kevin is younger than me, never tans and his skin still looks like leather.

How the fuck do you get such deep lines in your mid-30s? I bet Kevin's one of those weirdos that doesn't drink water because he thinks it tastes bad.

Also:

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I still don't get how Kevin is younger than me, never tans and his skin still looks like leather.

How the fuck do you get such deep lines in your mid-30s? I bet Kevin's one of those weirdos that doesn't drink water because he thinks it tastes bad.

Also:
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Kevin forehead update: grim as always.

What's this on his neck? Did his "forever collar" cause it?

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

What's in his ear?

This is an interesting photo of a rare outdoors Kevin.

 

[Character from a movie]

What's in his ear?

This is an interesting photo of a rare outdoors Kevin.

Looks like a wireless earbud.
He's doing the "Dreamworks face" with the raised eyebrow.

 

[Necrosan]

I still don't get how Kevin is younger than me, never tans and his skin still looks like leather.

How the fuck do you get such deep lines in your mid-30s? I bet Kevin's one of those weirdos that doesn't drink water because he thinks it tastes bad.

Also:
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It's a map to the unmarked grave of the Alpacas.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Speaking of which, since Brianna Wu shared his bones that he had shaved off in his face, how much do you think they'll take off Kathryn to make her look even more ravishing?

 

[stupid frog]

What's this on his neck? Did his "forever collar" cause it?

It's a pus filled zit, I think.

I'm actually surprised how the collar isn't tighter on him still. But he's on ozempic, right?

 

[Flamin Park]

It's a pus filled zit, I think.

I'm actually surprised how the collar isn't tighter on him still. But he's on ozempic, right?

I doubt his taxpayer funded healthcare would provide it, and I can't see him or penny cutting into their respective toy/whisky fund for it

 

[AnOminous]

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Opinion discarded, did not read. You have over 1000 Transformers, and hundreds of other toys, not to mention video games.

Useless idiots like Kevin Gible are why capitalism exists.

It's a pus filled zit, I think.

Troons are disgusting. What a diseased, Nurgle-gifted freak.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I doubt his taxpayer funded healthcare would provide it, and I can't see him or penny cutting into their respective toy/whisky fund for it

I can see it. The way trans "health care" seems to work is that they try to curb the negative side effects of the "affirming" parts instead of just being honest about them. Since weight gain is a side effect of fucking up your endocrine system, I could see them giving him the semaglutide jab.

Because Kevin has lost weight and there's about no way in hell he's lost it via eating healthy and exercise.

 

[Amelia Troonheart]

I doubt his taxpayer funded healthcare would provide it, and I can't see him or penny cutting into their respective toy/whisky fund for it

We know he's using Kaiser, as he's mentioned it before, and they will cover it under certain conditions like an additional diagnosis of high cholesterol, high blood pressure, or diabetes plus a BMI over 30 which wouldn't be surprising with Kevin. There's additional requirements in terms of trying to lose weight through diet and exercise it looks like after flipping through a Kaiser pamphlet I found online but that is fairly easy to lie about.
Even if not there are essentially ozempic mills now who promise a prescription after an initial telehealth visit, I've heard at least 3 different companies advertising this over the past year.
I've also seen some information that some of the effect wears off after 2 years, and a lot of people discontinue use after 1 year due to insurance refusing to cover it long term or people dropping below the BMI cutoff so regardless he'll likely gain it all back and then some within 3 years. Placing my bets now.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Even if not there are essentially ozempic mills now who promise a prescription after an initial telehealth visit,

This sounds like a whole lot of work by Kevin standards.

He used to post about loving being overweight, in between talking about how he was going to do cardio for real this time. His group seems to be the kind where you have to apologize about weight loss talk, so he followed the forms but was still doing it.

I don't see Kevin embarking on a medical journey without making a bunch of posts, either to deal with the stress of making a video call or to beg for funding.

Maybe he's legitimately leaving the house more because it's not a hellscape, and he doesn't have to worry about being out of eyeshot of the fridge and giving a poon-serf the opportunity to drink his Hawaiian Punch.

 

[kazuhiro]