Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 26 11.5%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 11.5%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 27 11.9%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 28 12.4%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 11 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 108 47.8%
  • Total voters
    226
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BeffJezos said:
Most ESL teachers in Japan make enough to live and that's about it. Chibi will be living on convenience store food and I have no idea how he plans to work 2 jobs with basically opposite timezones.
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My bet is reality will hit soon enough. He's not going to actually live there, he'll take another extended vacation at best. People like him have no plan, and the real world isn't going to foot the bill for him like mommy and AT&T
 
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Pew_Pew_Slash said:
My bet is reality will hit soon enough. He's not going to actually live there, he'll take another extended vacation at best. People like him have no plan, and the real world isn't going to foot the bill for him like mommy and AT&T
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I hope he moves there. Really. I want to see how Chibi mixes with the locals. Also, whether he actually teaches his adult students enough English to become disgruntled at his laziness and search his name.
 
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Whaler said:
So much for that apartment he had lined up in Tokyo, or the friends who very generously offered to put a roof over his head when he got to Tokyo.
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I can't believe Chibi lied to us again. Who could have predicted this.

I'm asking ahead of time because I don't know how difficult it would be to implement, but to whoever mods this thread: is there any way to add a count specifically to the top of this thread, kind of like the custom info box that used to appear above Keffals's thread?

I think it would be fun to have a 'CHIBI HAS LIVED IN JAPAN FOR [X] DAYS' ticker, but I don't think it's worth putting on the front page like BossmanJack's fugitive counter.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
I think it would be fun to have a 'CHIBI HAS LIVED IN JAPAN FOR [X] DAYS' ticker, but I don't think it's worth putting on the front page like BossmanJack's fugitive counter.
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I second this idea, but what if all this apartment business is too hard and he just gives up and doesn't bother going at all? But on the bossman tip, I'll put 200 kiwikoin on 0 days for the 1000x chance and 50 kiwikoin on 60 days max for loss recovery.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
Where I live most phone plans have been updated so that whatever your data allowance is in your home country applies to neighbouring countries too, but I don't think it would stretch to America or Asia. You'd get charged up the ass for using data there unless you bought a special temporary plan.

I feel like this is burying the lead, though: unless Chibi's "friend" is in their 80s what Japanese person in their 20-30s is living somewhere with no wifi? Null was able to steal kebab shop wifi for months to stream and Chibi couldn't get online for five minutes to gush about his latest pilgrimage to the homeland? I don't buy it.
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Belgrade it its own league I remember in the 90's when they glorofied gangs and just amplified crimes because of it and then had to balls to condem it at the same time.
I think it wasn't going the way he wanted and just got too "depressed" to actually try to post online and he had friends IRL to cry about which is better then online pity.
Oliver Onions said:
I can't believe Chibi lied to us again. Who could have predicted this.

I'm asking ahead of time because I don't know how difficult it would be to implement, but to whoever mods this thread: is there any way to add a count specifically to the top of this thread, kind of like the custom info box that used to appear above Keffals's thread?

I think it would be fun to have a 'CHIBI HAS LIVED IN JAPAN FOR [X] DAYS' ticker, but I don't think it's worth putting on the front page like BossmanJack's fugitive counter.
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When making a poll I have to report a post so we can try like that. I usually report the OP which reminds me you posted some ideas for a new poll which I reported but wasn't implemented can you post them again so I can try and by that will also add an idea for a counter. Anyone else thinking it would be interesting can also try too the more the better chances it gets implemented.
 
CavewomenDCJ said:
I think it wasn't going the way he wanted and just got too "depressed" to actually try to post online and he had friends IRL to cry about which is better then online pity.
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I personally think his friend bailed on him or didn't actually expect him to turn up on their doorstep and made excuses to get rid of him, so he had to crash in an emergency AirBnb for the night or one of those capsule hotels then mope his way back home.
CavewomenDCJ said:
which reminds me you posted some ideas for a new poll which I reported but wasn't implemented can you post them again so I can try and by that will also add an idea for a counter
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Had to learn how to work the advanced search for this, but I assume this is the poll suggestion you meant:
Oliver Onions said:
I suggest the question be 'How long will Chibi's Japan adventure last?' with the options:
  • He's never coming back
  • 1 year
  • 6 months
  • 1 month
  • The job is a scam
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Oliver Onions said:
I personally think his friend bailed on him or didn't actually expect him to turn up on their doorstep and made excuses to get rid of him, so he had to crash in an emergency AirBnb for the night or one of those capsule hotels then mope his way back home.

Had to learn how to work the advanced search for this, but I assume this is the poll suggestion you meant
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Who knows ,but I just now he isn't sperging about it yet because he learened to keep his mouth shut.

Yeah that is the one, I asked about timer too and everyone interested should too.
 
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Lol. The picture he took with the random group of white people at the karaoke bar is one of the most awkward things I’ve seen. I’m wondering if he’s looking up meetup events on Facebook and joining in. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, in fact, probably really wise for him to be networking. It just looks so… unnatural and forced. All of the pictures do. And holy shit, that one guy has some skinny fucking arms.
 
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