Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[canalCrab]

At this rate I have more respect for YanDev than I do for Thor. Poor YanDev has to deal with 3D environments and making sure players can't just glitch through the wall and break things. Heartbound is a 2D game using GameMaker where the majority of the gameplay comes through the dialog and sprite art.

Yandev also claims much less programming experience.

 

[clever handle]

Yandev also claims much less programming experience.

He's also, from what I've seen, both less outwardly malicious and less harmful to the ecosystem he exists in. He's pathetic, but also largely benign.

 

[FrogMinutes]

even the non-english speakers are getting in on it.

You know you fucked up when there's a universal language that brings nations together.
Its like Xcom except instead of Aliens its a stupid wannabe indie developer gay furry.

there is not a single brown man on this planet that speaks (not English) that would make a video defending mald in their dirt language.
it's beautiful in a way, I hit translate and it's very close to things I would see on any other anti mald video in English.

reading "he's not actually a notable blizzard programmer, his dad just hired him to get coffee for him" in spanish is really heart warming.
It doesn't matter what race or nationality, when they see Mald speak, all have the righteous need to unite and fucking Dunk on him for being such a Bitch.

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

He's also, from what I've seen, both less outwardly malicious and less harmful to the ecosystem he exists in. He's pathetic, but also largely benign.

he at least gave us that cum chalice kino

 

[Unobtrusive small rock]

Dang this guy really is on par with YandereDev.

What they both truly share in common is that they both care less about making a game and care far more about being seen as a "Game Dev". In a previous generation Thor would have been the kind of guy to haunt every bar in Greenwich Village or Soho talking about the mega novel he's been working on for the past decade. Show your work or shut up.

 

[The Stranger]

If I'm remembering correctly... Global variables can introduce security concerns within programs... So why does nearly program "he made" that I hear him talk about always use a global of something??? Isn't he supposed to be a security expert?

Then he says "refute without attacking me" like he just didn't do that to Ross. What a fucking hypocrite.

Theoretically speaking security is mostly a non-issue in single player games. AFAIK the biggest concern is junk data ending up in your globals and causing a crash. He said before he does it because he wants the game to be hackable but it'd be 10x easier to just put that data in a config file.

 

[VanClyde]

Here we go again

 

[clever handle]

AFAIK the biggest concern is junk data ending up in your globals and causing a crash.

Realistically, it's largely just a code cleanliness thing - the cleaner and more contained your code is, the easier it is to work with in the future, the more readable it is, and the less likely you are to code yourself into a corner where you're stacking exceptions on exceptions just to get something functional. Nevermind as well the fact that unclean code makes it harder for you to know what the hell something is even meant to do, where its focus should be constrained and where it shouldn't be used (because things being able to touch other things they're not supposed to is a great way to break your program). Sticking things unnecessarily in global scope epitomizes giving yourself rope with which to hang yourself.

Or, in a different manner of speaking, writing dogshit code makes it slower and more aggravating to code more within the same project. It slows you down significantly and causes a lot of trouble that requires you to waste time doing extensive refactoring, nevermind the fact that the thought of dealing with bad code makes it harder to motivate yourself to work. So, basically, it's almost certainly a large part of why Jason never seems to get anything done. Writing cleaner code makes you code faster, and the inverse is true.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

If the petition pulls the impossible and reaches the goal, I will ritually sacrifice myself to send Jason into an eternal coma where he dreams nothing but everyone whom he felt slighted by laughing at him endlessly, his life extended by 1 second for every "hah" that he hears.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Now with 100% more raytracing (which is still 0, but that's not important). And it's still more effort than Mald's "game".

 

[NoReturn]

Yeah Ross seems to know how things work and just considers Farms a liability for the cause. Farms is the ugly retard that is better not used for PR.

his response about talking to josh and association with kiwifarms in general
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"Hiiiiiiiiiii Rosssssssssssssss. We looooooove yoooooooooooou."

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I think I understand why null hates mald so much. Null and mald are basically exact opposites.

Null has had everything attempted to be ripped away from him from deplatforming attempts. Mald has been given basically everything for nothing

Null has been FORCED to learn all kinds of complex shit from web hosting, navigating banking fuckery, even making his own kiwi flare, JUST to get by. Mald has a decade old unfinished undertale clone game and is still successful.

Null put immense work in documenting stuff, hosting kf, streaming, dealing with lawyer shit, ect, all just to MAINTAIN a basic level of success. Mald used ms paint to explain concepts that BARELY take 3 digit IQ to understand at best, and became a massive streamer.

Null has had to do endless Bs on a regular basis almost thanklessly just to keep shit up, doesn't brag, and has people hate him for it his hardwork anyway. Mald "worked at Blizzard for 7 years, 20 year's game dev" ect and brags about it more than a out of his prime former football star with back problems. but even those are overblown credentials get him praised by fans

Null can take jokes about what an autist he is, even has a song on mati thread which has a part going on about how hes "effeminate", laughs at it and keeps it up. mald spends hours banning people who criticize him, has paid mods to ban criticism, made a bot to remove criticism from twitch chat. endlessly claims its "hate", and hes the victim. can never admit fault

null is against faggotry and degeneracy. Mald is a gay furry

mald is the antithesis of null.

 

[canalCrab]

If the petition pulls the impossible and reaches the goal, I will ritually sacrifice myself to send Jason into an eternal coma where he dreams nothing but everyone whom he felt slighted by laughing at him endlessly, his life extended by 1 second for every "hah" that he hears.

How many times do I have to repeat that it isn't a petition. A petition is a toothless virtue signal. An ECI actually has legal teeth.

 

[The Stranger]

Realistically, it's largely just a code cleanliness thing - the cleaner and more contained your code is, the easier it is to work with in the future, the more readable it is, and the less likely you are to code yourself into a corner where you're stacking exceptions on exceptions just to get something functional. Nevermind as well the fact that unclean code makes it harder for you to know what the hell something is even meant to do, where its focus should be constrained and where it shouldn't be used (because things being able to touch other things they're not supposed to is a great way to break your program). Sticking things unnecessarily in global scope epitomizes giving yourself rope with which to hang yourself.

Or, in a different manner of speaking, writing dogshit code makes it slower and more aggravating to code more within the same project. It slows you down significantly and causes a lot of trouble that requires you to waste time doing extensive refactoring, nevermind the fact that the thought of dealing with bad code makes it harder to motivate yourself to work. So, basically, it's almost certainly a large part of why Jason never seems to get anything done. Writing cleaner code makes you code faster, and the inverse is true.

I'm aware of how unmaintainable it is, I was just focussing on the security aspect that ATF was asking about

 

[Hooked on phobics]

How many times do I have to repeat that it isn't a petition. A petition is a toothless virtue signal. An ECI actually has legal teeth.

Just blame postal 2. Excuse me sir would you sign my petition?

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

he wants the game to be hackable

if anything that would make it more unhackable and it's in the same vein as editing save data that is not in a traditional readable format

 

[canalCrab]

if anything that would make it more unhackable and it's in the same vein as editing save data that is not in a traditional readable format

hexeding a binary save is a much better puzzle than just changing some string in a json save file though. Assuming the documentation of the save file is ingame somewhere. Actually teaches how to use a hexeditor as well.

This enough makes me hate Mald. Jannies should be the scum of the Earth -- hated by Master and peasant alike. A man who uplifts the Janny and pays them, even with a morsel of bread, should be ridiculed. UTTERLY REPULSIVE

The adage of: "those who want to be mods are the least qualified to be" comes to mind

 

[Imam Shamil]

has paid mods to ban criticism

This enough makes me hate Mald. Jannies should be the scum of the Earth -- hated by master and peasant alike. A man who uplifts the Janny and pays them, even with a morsel of bread, should be ridiculed.
UTTERLY REPULSIVE!

 

[canalCrab]

This enough makes me hate Mald. Jannies should be the scum of the Earth -- hated by master and peasant alike. A man who uplifts the Janny and pays them, even with a morsel of bread, should be ridiculed.
UTTERLY REPULSIVE!

How the fuck did I reply before you sent the message?

 

[Imam Shamil]

How the fuck did I reply before you sent the message? View attachment 7570974

I'm on FUCKING mobile and this website FUCKING sucks so I thought my original post didn't get posted, but it did. So now I double posted the same FUCKING post and had to delete one of them.