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Today I learned that Spike Jonze isn't Black.

I had always thought that the director of Boyz N The Hood was Black.

Turns out he is. But the director isn't Spike Jonze.

I have never heard of the guy who directed Boyz N The Hood.

Turns out I thought Spike Lee directed Boyz N The Hood.

And I thought Spike Lee and Spike Jonez were the same person.

Many things have just become clear. None that I care about, but they are clearer.
 
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Overly Serious said:
Today I learned that Spike Jonze isn't Black.

I had always thought that the director of Boyz N The Hood was Black.

Turns out he is. But the director isn't Spike Jonze.

I have never heard of the guy who directed Boyz N The Hood.

Turns out I thought Spike Lee directed Boyz N The Hood.

And I thought Spike Lee and Spike Jonez were the same person.

Many things have just become clear. None that I care about, but they are clearer.
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I mix up Spike Jonez and Jones
 
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Overly Serious said:
Today I learned that Spike Jonze isn't Black.

I had always thought that the director of Boyz N The Hood was Black.

Turns out he is. But the director isn't Spike Jonze.

I have never heard of the guy who directed Boyz N The Hood.

Turns out I thought Spike Lee directed Boyz N The Hood.

And I thought Spike Lee and Spike Jonez were the same person.

Many things have just become clear. None that I care about, but they are clearer.
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Spike Jonze was a skateboarder who quit skateboarding to film skateboarding videos and then quit filming skateboarding videos to film music videos and then quit filming music videos to film films and then quit filming films to film commercials and then quit filming commercials to become the creative director of Vice. He directed some okay videos for Fatboy Slim and Beastie Boys and one very cool video for The Pharcyde but he hasn't made anything worth watching since and his opinion has not mattered in a very long time.

Spike Lee is a retarded nigger who never quit being a retarded nigger and hasn't made anything worth watching ever and his opinion has never mattered.

mlanguishi said:
They are trying everything on this, intense and serious and all silly like this.
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They did the same thing for Thunderbolts.
 
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robobobo said:
I am endlessly freaked out by Johnny in these, I think it's something to do with those pitch black eyes in a very pale face, but for whatever reason dude is pinging my uncanny valley instincts really hard. It's like he's a horrible insect creature wearing a human skin.
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He looks like young Ross Lynch.
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Overly Serious said:
Today I learned that Spike Jonze isn't Black.

I had always thought that the director of Boyz N The Hood was Black.

Turns out he is. But the director isn't Spike Jonze.

I have never heard of the guy who directed Boyz N The Hood.

Turns out I thought Spike Lee directed Boyz N The Hood.

And I thought Spike Lee and Spike Jonez were the same person.

Many things have just become clear. None that I care about, but they are clearer.
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Spike Jonze also been a (supporting) actor for few movies. Best known role is him being the fourth wheel to Clooney, Ice Cube, Marky Mark in Three Kings.
 
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Commander X said:
The new FF film is probably going to bomb bigger than a bunker buster going down an air shaft. The idea of a retro-60s aesthetic would be interesting if the execution didn't look like it was AI generated.
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It just doesn't feel like it has that aesthetic.

I wasn't alive in the 60s, but in the 80s we still had a lot of 60s era shows and there was a distinctive vibe that this doesn't have. It feels the same whiplash as if you watch OG Star Trek and then you switch to the JJ movies. It feels more like how a millennial thinks the 60s were.
 
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Before iron heart: I feel like this whole thing about being racist is not good for my mental health, from leaning into unreal, negative stereotypes to randomly saying the n-word because it's provocatory is just gonna make me feel and look like a jerk to myself and everyone around it, perhaps I should just... I dunno, watch some tv about black people and start believing real black people are as good as they are portrayed, what could possibly go wrong?

After iron heart: Total nigger death. kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.
 
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Strangolapreti said:
Before iron heart: I feel like this whole thing about being racist is not good for my mental health, from leaning into unreal, negative stereotypes to randomly saying the n-word because it's provocatory is just gonna make me feel and look like a jerk to myself and everyone around it, perhaps I should just... I dunno, watch some tv about black people and start believing real black people are as good as they are portrayed, what could possibly go wrong?

After iron heart: Total nigger death. kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.
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Just wait until they move into your neighborhood.
 
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Overly Serious said:
Bringing this back to Fantastic Four and the general dislike for Pedro Pascal, I suddenly recalled one more reason I dislike him. He was publicly condemning Kyle Rittenhouse and called the child molester Joseph Rosenbaum a hero.
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Reed in the comics is heavily anti USSR.

Reed in the movies by the mouse lol.

Im shocked over the amount of pozzed left wing shitlibs into the FF4.

They are probably the most normal heterosexual traditional lot compared to other hero groups in the Marvel Universe.

The current Canadian Marxist writing series moved them to rural AZ and concentrated heavily on the family aspect with little to no mentions of homosexual pride flags.
 
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