Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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Did I hear her correctly? She said the supplement also contains lithium? This can't be right.
It’s sceletium or kanna extract, but the AI closed captions ran it as lithium.

Hot Springs National Park is about a 7 hr drive from Austin. It’s known for its therapeutic natural hot water springs, being the Chicago of the South during prohibition (lots of gangsters, gin, and gambling) and the home of Bill Clinton. It deserves better than being the backdrop for a fat woman’s Tylenol ad.
 
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‘I start my mornings with a leisurely walk’. The fuck she does. You know she doesn’t wake up before 10am, lumbers to her kitchen to eat first thing and then spends a couple hours sitting and scrolling. This idea that she’s up with the sun, greeting people in her neighborhood, getting her steps in and planning these outdoor adventures as part of some new lifestyle is laughable.
 
Also i saw someone (maybe on reddit) point out her nails and apartment look the same in all the recent haul videos

Ugh. I think it was me and certainly not on Reddit!

Anna had that Novo Nordisk sponsorship and once you are on one drug company’s radar, you are on them all. This is the kind of snake oil I’d never promote, which is why I’m poor and Anna is rich I suppose. She doesn’t take her responsibility of being in the public eye seriously but considering she got there from shilling ill-fitting clothes, I guess it never occurred to her.

Speaking of Novo Nordisk, her fat neck is right up there with those days.

I do wonder if she’s at that health spa she mentioned as it seems non of her content is up to date.
 
Lol sorry but thank you

Who’s driving? Is Jon her chauffeur now as well? How does he go on full time trips with her? That just sounds horrible
He's driven her before in this case I think it's still Tracey. Tracey is on her payroll I'd assume the duties include driving the beast around. Reddit things this picture is her going to the "fat camp". We'll see.
 
I agree that while Jon has had some driving duties, like when they went to Utah and Anna lost Jon’s drone, or when they went to Arizona to go eat hot dogs and sit in the space egg with Dr. Derpst, this feels like a Tracey thing.

The timeline is all borked up and we’re relying on her press-on nail selections to get an idea of the order of events. I’m honestly not trying to piece it all together, but it does seem to be like a lot of back and forth on state and US highways, which makes a lot of sense for the route to and from Tracey’s house in New Mexico. Of the driving videos we’ve seen I do not believe any have been on an Interstate, so she’s not going too far and she’s willing to take some time getting there. I’m not saying it means much at this point but it is something I have noticed and I’m not sure what to make of it.

Visiting national parks will put you on a lot of those smaller highways, but it is interesting to me that she has gone West to the Guadalupe mountains, then she went to Carlsbad Caverns and White Sands, which is a little bit north/north-west of there, but it’s all very close to Tracey. Arkansas, if any of you are not aware, is to the East of Texas, and the main route to anywhere in Arkansas will probably route you through Dallas, which means the Interstate (TX-155 is tempting but awful, don’t do it), and that’s true whether she’s coming from New Mexico or from Austin. Did she go home between White Sands and Hot Springs?

There’s so much cool stuff to show if you’re road tripping, I don’t understand why she seems to be hiding the part where she’s on the road. She’s saying she’s road tripping, but we don’t see her post clips of some ugly hat she saw at a truck stop, or the view from a rest stop where she stopped to let Data pee (some have some interesting stuff to see), or how she started singing songs to herself to stay awake on that last hour before she got to the motel. I don’t believe she’s not traveling by automobile, but she’s not including what, for some people, is a major part of the appeal of driving out to a national park (it’s the journee along the way!). Buc-ee’s is cool now outside of Texas, show us a fucking Buc-ee’s, Anna.
 
She's probably miserable. Her fat is pushing into the sides of the seat for 8+ hours a day, she doesn't have access to her doordash like she does in Austin and she can't just lay about scrolling on her deathfat nest. I believe at this point in her life Anna spends up to 20 hours a day either in bed or laying down in her deathfat nest. Anything that takes her out of that routine makes her miserable -- including a pretend summer adventure road trip.
 
She's probably miserable. Her fat is pushing into the sides of the seat for 8+ hours a day, she doesn't have access to her doordash like she does in Austin and she can't just lay about scrolling on her deathfat nest. I believe at this point in her life Anna spends up to 20 hours a day either in bed or laying down in her deathfat nest. Anything that takes her out of that routine makes her miserable -- including a pretend summer adventure road trip.
The only upside for Anna is an almost nonstop orgy of fast food which is on offer at highway offramps. The only time Tracey is able to make good progress is probably while Anna sleeps off her latest corn syrup infused binge.
 
show us a fucking Buc-ee’s, Anna.
EXACTLY. I want to see a Buc-ee's, and I want to see Anna mispronounce it, and I want to see how her huge hands make one of their mammoth sodas look normal sized.

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I feel like I'm looking at some kind of optical illusion here.
The model clearly has this under her bust. Anna's is under her bust...but over it? Over her back tits? Where does it go?
 
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