Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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I was just thinking, she obviously tries to rile up her le personal army of Reddit Retards to come raid this place just like she did with Based.
But, the average Retarded Redditor can't even find this place. Saying Kiwi Farms? Comment shadow autodeleted. Post a link? Autodeleted. Can't Google it either.
She can't redirect them to here short of linking her own thread on her Threads page or something. You know what, that would be funny. Please do, Ellen.
 
Imagine malding over someone wanting children to be healthy.
Health means different things to different people.
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Somebody made another political post and Ellen is mad that she was plagiarized.
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Drama on threads? But I thought it was better than Twitter.
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Maybe I hallucinated the whole feminist claim of hers. On her old reddit she says she's not a Feminist.
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From the makers of “I’m not racist! I have a black friend!” Comes “I’m not a misandrist/radfem, I have a husband and son!”
 
Somebody made another political post and Ellen is mad that she was plagiarized.
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Drama on threads? But I thought it was better than Twitter.
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Maybe I hallucinated the whole feminist claim of hers. On her old reddit she says she's not a Feminist.
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Threads is where the bottom 10% of retards went after Twitter became X. It's full of clueless white ditsy women and the dumbest and brashest sheboon nigresses.
 
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There’s no way this hooch is using this older than she is post.
Trump: “Deport illegal immigrants. If they wanna seek asylum they have to do so the legal way.”
Ellen for some reason: “lItErAllY hItlEr!!!!1!11!!”
Shit like this is what made so many people, including myself, become centrists. If you don’t bow down and accept everything the left wants, you’re a Nazi and/or transphobe.

We have so many homeless veterans and regular US citizens to worry about, not random illegals.
 
Get your blood pressure checked, Ellen.
"Nobody got sent to a camp because they didn't take the vaccine!"
No, they just got their bank accounts frozen(Or as CoolFool points out, lost their jobs entirely). Really fucking funny how quickly she forgets recent Canadian history when it suits her.
 
I don't want to turn this thread into a covid discussion, but I want to point out how wrong and disingenuous Ellen is being about the topic. No, no one was sent to "camps" over not getting the vaccine, but people had their jobs held hostage. You either got the shot or got fired. That's just one aspect, that's not going into how businesses wouldn't allow you inside without a mask and/or proof of vaccination, and how literal doctors and hospitals would refuse to provide medical care if you refused to get the vaccine.

She's repeating the nonsense about innocent people being sent to El Salvador again. Truly reddit brained. I have yet to hear of one story where some poor innocent person was sent there. So far it's all been criminals and gang members. If there were a real, legitimate innocent person sent there, the media would have jumped on it and screamed about it non-stop. Instead, they keep having to use deceptive journalism to downplay how bad these gang members, drug traffickers, and murderers are. Notice how Ellen herself can't even point to one innocent person that has been sent there.
 
Maybe he'll be a troon Nazi.
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Shots fired. I think it's just a coincidence. Ellen is pretending she's noble when really she's mad she doesn't have more internet points. That death appropriation a few days ago proves she's a complete narcissist.

It's like when she pretended she was going to copyright strike Based just because he showed her art, not because he didn't like it. She's overly sensitive, his critique wasn't cruel.
 
Ellen's political views boil down to her aggressively misunderstanding and minimizing the opposing argument, it's very childish. How can you argue against someone who takes everything you say, simplifies it, rewords it, and argues against that instead of what was actually said? It's an immediate red flag that someone isn't actually into politics and instead enjoys the sensationalism. If I truly believed Trump was literally Hitler I wouldn't be making cutesy goofy webcomics about him. It's just a soap opera to her. Especially since, yknow, she's fucking Canadian.
 
Ellen's political views boil down to her aggressively misunderstanding and minimizing the opposing argument, it's very childish. How can you argue against someone who takes everything you say, simplifies it, rewords it, and argues against that instead of what was actually said? It's an immediate red flag that someone isn't actually into politics and instead enjoys the sensationalism. If I truly believed Trump was literally Hitler I wouldn't be making cutesy goofy webcomics about him. It's just a soap opera to her. Especially since, yknow, she's fucking Canadian.
Bro are you for real? Trump is totally, legitimately the exact actual second coming of Hitler and is going to cause endless suffering and bloodshed worldwide and is personally killing thousands of liberals gays trannies immigrants RIGHT NOW and we have to do something about it RIGHT NOW or it's the end of the world!

Anyway check out this new cartoon I drew of him and subscribe to my onlyfans ty gonna go watch netflix or smth xoxo

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Ellen's political views boil down to her aggressively misunderstanding and minimizing the opposing argument, it's very childish. How can you argue against someone who takes everything you say, simplifies it, rewords it, and argues against that instead of what was actually said? It's an immediate red flag that someone isn't actually into politics and instead enjoys the sensationalism. If I truly believed Trump was literally Hitler I wouldn't be making cutesy goofy webcomics about him. It's just a soap opera to her. Especially since, yknow, she's fucking Canadian.
If I were going to take a guess, it's about what happens when you have a midlife crisis and decide to try to become popular on Reddit (and to her credit, she more or less succeeded). She liked doing art before, but nobody cared or knew about it, but little webcomics are digestible and easy to spread around and hit the front page of Reddit. The political sentiment of Reddit is perhaps best described as histrionic-ADHD-goldfish-brained screeching about [Republicans bad] and forgetting that internet athiesm hasn't been popular in like 15 years. Everything is a fascist far-right lolocaust driven by those Christian nationalists.

Also to her, making stupid winemom comics about Drumpfler is speaking truth to power, and her part to RESIST. Also also, yeah she might be Canadian, but Trump has been shitposting about making them the 51st state, so it's her NATIONAL DUTY to RESIST.

Anyway check out this new cartoon I drew of him and subscribe to my onlyfans ty gonna go watch netflix or smth xoxo

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The best part of this (aside from that it almost made me spit my coffee out) is that her reaction would probably just mostly be "yikes heckin' ableism and homophobia! not the heckin' R-slur!"

Also what the fuck is that face in the last panel, it's familiar but I cannot for the life of me figure it out.
 
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