Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 73 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    673
What is with Nick and these faggy wife-beater shirts that do nothing but emphasize his completely faggy lack of shoulders and make him look like a pussy?
It's all part of his transition to openly prancing twink, in preparation for prison. He knows he won't survive any other way, and he wants to enjoy it.
 
It's kind of fun deciphering Balldo verbiage. "I consulted multiple people on it and did it under advice of a medical professional". This does not mean that he got multiple professional opinions and ultimately ended up with a prescription. It means he asked a bunch of his friends "Hey should I do ketamine? That would be HILARIOUS!" and at least one of the people that said "hell yeah!" was a "medical professional", probably a certain chiropractor.

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Coincidentally, Ethan Ralph, who's friends with Nick is posting what appears to be photos from Aaron's school yearbook

Ethan has posted revenge pornography of one of his ex girlfriends and is believed to have posted revenge porn of his (i believe technically current) wife. Nick has also given Ralph legal advice that it's ok to masturbate on someone's grave.

Is Nick instructing Ralph to harass Aaron for him?

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Immediately following his 5 hour stream where he argued with recordings of Aaron, Nick's gone to Twitter to argue with a random trolls about how he totally isn't a junkie and just a medically responsible ketamine user

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And pretend that he knows anything about the law after testing the limits of a RO
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This existence just seems so exhausting
 
Coincidentally, Ethan Ralph, who's friends with Nick is posting what appears to be photos from Aaron's school yearbook

Ethan has posted revenge pornography of one of his ex girlfriends and is believed to have posted revenge porn of his (i believe technically current) wife. Nick has also given Ralph legal advice that it's ok to masturbate on someone's grave.

Is Nick instructing Ralph to harass Aaron for him?

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when you die ralph is gonna jork it on your garave congradulaccions
 
Nick is still insisting that the warrant is invalid because the video pomplin used on the warrant application was a reupload, and therefore technically inadmissable in court because "how do you know it's actually a real video of me" (an argument that failed to actually get the warrant tossed)

Is this why he made tonight's stream member's only? So he can seethe about Aaron and protect his ego to his fans and delete the vod? Then when Aaron submits a reupload to the courts as evidence the RO should be upheld he can use the same argument that failed last time?

Or he's blinded by his rage and substance addiction problems and has no plan
 
So is Nick now reneging on this?

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I think what he's angling for is that he's technically guilty, but that he should be acquitted because of his (bullshit) claims that the warrant was improperly granted based on the whole "muh watermark" thing. The same shit argument he made to try and get a Franks hearing.

I seriously doubt it's gonna go anywhere. If he even tries it. The judge even told him during the plea hearing that an appeal would be unlikely to prevail.

Is Nick instructing Ralph to harass Aaron for him?
Probably. Ralph has also gone after Elb, myself, and a few others. I have suspected all of that has been on Nick orders.

Personally, when it comes to Ralph, I don't call it harassment though. I call it "oinking."
 
If Aaron requests the HRO, and Nick's defense is "But he harasses me too your honor!" shouldn't the answer from the judge be "Then file for your own HRO"?
BEST (or funniest or whatever) possible outcome?

Nick Fights his HRO up to SCOTUS and gets all HRO calling PUBLIC SPEECH Un-Khan-sti-Toot-shun-@null, voided.

i.e. Nick PAYS for SCOTUS to void the TOE HROs.

Minnesota has Freeze Peach
At Last
Thank Gawd Almighty
Freeze Peach at last
 
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Nick's karaoke thing is hilarious, he admitted he wouldn't ever get off stage and want to sing again and again ad infinitum if given he option, he'd just be up there banging em out, not waiting to get called again for a turn. Totally speaks to his narcissism, the complete inability to see that the absolute suffering spent listening to others sing badly waiting for your turn is what his own audience is feeling. You are not special. You are indeed terrible.

Nick also portraying Steel Toe as the emotional one. Lol

NICK, just because you act differently then most people would in every given situation doesn't mean these weird responses, ticks, and crashes outs aren't totally due to emotion. Some people even would act similarly but have the good sense not to. You are an emotional bitch, and you're scrawny arms aren't up to the task of whipping your own ass as thoroughly as you need to, although I encourage you to keep on trying!
 
Pretty much. Candy Yoshi is such a corrupt pathetic shithole that they're totally okay with this.

They're even groveling and sweeping for Balldo. What a shitty little hick county. Pathetic.
It’s kind of wild that Aaron can get punished for mentioning/alluding to Kayla, saying Minnesota doesn't punish criminals (they don’t), etc. Yet Balldo man can get away with pushing this cope. Really makes you think.
 
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