Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[woodedbag]

i stopped watching early to catch the UFC fights, but my favorite moment from the balldo breakdown last night was when nick went on a 3 minute rant about something incoherent and aaron related, and you could tell he really put a lot of thought, energy, and hatred in to it, and the only thing in his locals chat for the duration was some person showing an image of a large sunflower they had grown out in their backyard, and another person commenting the word "nice" in regards to the sunflower.

 

[AltisticRight]

Based 365.25 days per year enjoyer.

Damn, someone actually caught this.

I intentionally accounted for the leap year just in case some gay skelly goes ">well hurr durr there's leap years you know, I'm so smurt" and I can hit back.

 

[WEEKEND]

Nick has probably talked and thought about Aaron Imholte more than he has his own wife. What a gay faggot.

It's also worth mentioning that the only time Nick thinks of his wife it's to either fondly reminisce about being cucked by Aaron or to seethe about it. And to think that Kayla thought April was a problem in their marriage, stupid bitch couldn't even get that right.

 

[Vibralldo]

His obsession with hurting Aaron and desire to not be seen as a bad parent makes me think he'd target Aaron's children, to hurt him. But hopefully this is all theoretical anyway and would never happen. Hopefully he will just end up in jail and not hurting anyone else.

Nick already tried to justify Melton's sexualizing of Aaron's daughter to hurt Aaron.

Nick claimed that because Aaron mentioned he had to buy pink socks for his daughter (literally, as in the clothing item) and then realized it could be taken as a double entendre, all the vile pedophilic jokes Melton made are therefore OK.

 

[Chibitzen]

i stopped watching early to catch the UFC fights, but my favorite moment from the balldo breakdown last night was when nick went on a 3 minute rant about something incoherent and aaron related, and you could tell he really put a lot of thought, energy, and hatred in to it, and the only thing in his locals chat for the duration was some person showing an image of a large sunflower they had grown out in their backyard, and another person commenting the word "nice" in regards to the sunflower.

If only Nick had been busy in his free time growing sunflowers rather than killing precious brain cells with coke. He could've protected his wife from the depraved streaming degenerates of this world, such as Aaron. Never mind she is married to one, though.

Also, this post has put me to shame. I have cedar pickets I still need putting together to sort out a small garden and it's a bit late to start growing anything. Damn you, Locals!

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick has probably talked and thought about Aaron Imholte more than he has his own wife. What a gay faggot.

Probably came to him more too

 

[RotPockets]

It's also worth mentioning that the only time Nick thinks of his wife it's to either fondly reminisce about being cucked by Aaron or to seethe about it. And to think that Kayla thought April was a problem in their marriage, stupid bitch couldn't even get that right.

That loss is probably the only real feeling Narcissist Nick Nitrous has had since successfully deceiving a woman in to accepting the genetic material of such a dysgenic alien freak. Nick’s kids think about Aaron as they tuck themselves in at night, desperately trying not to hear Lord Balldo shrieking at his catatonic hole.

 

[dark night]

Seems from his ever increasing derangement that Nick may realize that his hard earned W was actually a backflip into one of his biggest self-owns. He's now losing even the scraps of access he had to the man he threw away his marriage, relationship with his kids, mental & physical health, and businss for. Whoops!

 

[Swole McPole]

Ditch the shitty lawyer, withdraw the plea and fight, fight, fight! Nick, you know all the right strategies to fight and win, represent yourself and show everyone just jow smart you are.

He should definitely appeal on the grounds of ineffective assistance of counsel and have the REAL Boss Baby Barnes handle his appeal -- not some skinwalking Barnes Baby Cosplayer with a troon for a kid.

I wonder if Nick asked his lawyer the question? Talking about your daughter, asking for a friend.

Balls or No Balls?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Monthly Supertip Performance - June 2025 ​

I couldn't use current archives of yesterday's members-only stream because my code couldn't handle the low resolution and the stream snipe not being fullscreen. However, here are Rekieta's SuperTips results from June 2025:

In June, Rekieta earned a total of $3,793.27 from SuperTips and SuperChats combined. Approximately 60% of that amount—$2,278.27—came through SuperTips. Of those SuperTips, around 25% ($546.84) were donated anonymously.

Individual results for each stream this month:

Spoiler: Table

WEEK	DATE	STREAM	No SUPERTIPS	SUPERTIPS	SUPERTIPS (*MAX)	SUPERCHATS	AVERAGE SUPERTIPS/h	TOTAL	STREAM TIME	TOTAL $/h
Week 1	6/2/2025	Karen Read Trial - Day 25 - Defense Goes on Offense	55	$368.38	$472.56	$91.00	$50.67	$459.38	7h 16min	$63.19
Week 1	6/3/2025	Karen Read Trial - Day 26 - Cannone in D Major, Pizza Casserole in D Minor	26	$133.00	$153.00	$54.00	$21.55	$187.00	6h 10min	$30.30
Week 1	6/4/2025	Karen Read Trial - Day 27 - Breaking The Beverly Wall	17	$126.30	$208.90	$34.00	$22.18	$160.30	5h 42min	$28.15
Week 1	6/5/2025	Its A Slow News Day - Trump, Scotus, Read, Me	30	$210.05	$338.97	$435.00	$51.61	$645.05	4h 4min	$158.49
Week 1	6/6/2025	Karen Read Trial - Day 28 - Defense Case Continues	35	$252.13	$407.29	$97.00	$36.65	$349.13	6h 53min	$50.75
Week 2	6/9/2025	Karen Read Trial - Day 29 - The Endless Trial	24	$130.00	$145.00	$147.00	$18.95	$277.00	6h 52min	$40.38
Week 2	6/10/2025	Karen Read Trial - Day 30 - The Case of the Missing Mistrial	27	$171.30	$242.60	$61.00	$25.12	$232.30	6h 49min	$34.07
Week 2	6/12/2025	Karen Read Trial - Day 32 - Charging Conference - Where Justice Dies	22	$147.46	$236.78	$43.00	$43.08	$190.46	3h 25min	$55.64
Week 2	6/13/2025	Karen Read Trial - Closing Argument Review - PLUS MINE	30	$202.50	$250.00	$197.00	$35.46	$399.50	5h 43min	$69.96
Week 3	6/16/2025	Karen Read Thoughts, About That Body Cam Footage, We Finish Breakfast	27	$176.20	$213.60	$154.00	$51.03	$330.20	3h 27min	$95.63
Week 4	6/27/2025	Dr. Turtleboy - Aiden Kearney - On Karen Read Verdict And Pending Trial	24	$188.00	$198.00	$197.00	$87.94	$385.00	2h 8min	$180.09
Week 4	6/28/2025	MEMBER ONLY WATCH PARTY - The Nick Movie	16	$172.95	$325.75	$5.00	$35.18	$177.95	4h 55min	$36.20

You can observe in the following graph that, by the end of the month, Rekieta's total earnings more closely follow the Super Chats line than the Super Tips line. Super Tips appear to have stabilized between 150 and 300 on good days.



Weekly performance summary for June:

Week	No Streams	No Supertips	$ Supertips	$ Supertips (*max)	$ Superchats	Total	Stream Time (h)	Total $/h
Week 1 (Jun 1 - Jun 7)	5	163	$1,089.86	$1,580.72	$711.00	$1,800.86	30h 5min	$59.86
Week 2 (Jun 8 - Jun 14)	4	103	$651.26	$874.38	$448.00	$1,099.26	22h 49min	$48.19
Week 3 (Jun 15 - Jun 21)	1	27	$176.20	$213.60	$154.00	$330.20	3h 27min	$95.63
Week 4 (Jun 22 - Jun 28 )	2	40	$360.95	$523.75	$202.00	$562.95	7h 3min	$79.81
Total	12	333	$2,278.27	$3,192.45	$1,515.00	$3,793.27	63h 24min	$59.83

Top 3 SuperTips paypigs this month:
This month, TheTexVet took the top spot as the #1 pay pig, contributing a total of $167.32. He was followed by Sean McDonald with $100.46, and vVvPrince in third place with $75.80.

EDIT: Added stats from his last stream, which — thankfully — @Himedall All-seeing Waifu archived.

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If you spot a Super Tip that didn’t get logged, feel free to DM me. I’ll update the detection parameters accordingly. The attached CSV file contains the full data log of his week 4 stream.

Spoiler: Technical Spergery

So, what exactly does the code do?
Every 2 seconds, it analyzes a video frame in search of very specific hues—my sacred chromatic thresholds. Once a region matching the blessed palette is identified, it calculates the area covered. If the candidate box meets the threshold, the system invokes EasyOCR to extract the text. The text is then parsed and exported to CSV.

Continuation logic?
If two Super Tips share the same username and donation amount, and there are no intervening frames without a donation box, I treat them as a single, continuous message.

What’s “max”?
The “max” value reflects what the total would have been if I had decided to count each message fragment individually—ignoring continuation logic.

 

[AnOminous]

Friend and associate of Nicholas Rekieta harassing Aaron the very next day after Nick was told to stop harassing Aaron certainly does look suspicious.

This is the one weird trick prosecutors hate! Absolutely no methed up piece of trailer trash garbage ever pulled this stunt and ended up doing time.

Sean’s discord brought up Poppers and honestly Nick could also be using those. You can buy those basically anywhere and most testing panels do not include them. They are also are out of the system pretty quick.

They're also very popular among homosexual pig bottoms because they make it easier to take enormous cocks up the ass. That's why they're sold in gay bars, a location Nick often frequents.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

He is now just... the trashiest fucking trailer meth scum. How. How!? HOW!?

The same way many Lolcows fall.

Addiction.

Martin: He called me a nerd for liking Dragonball Z

You mean "Called me a Perv for liking Bible Black"

 

[Melty Butter]

Maybe @Third World Aristocrat's handy Supertips detection can assist with this? Not sure how far this pushes into cowtipping territory though if Aaron gets the data.
Mods feel free to consider my post.

I'm going forth with screencapping all the Aaron AI Supertips from Nick's streams. If @Third World Aristocrat has a more efficient way to do it, excellent. If not, it takes me about 5-10 min/stream to find them all. If it's helpful to Aaron's HRO, so be it. (He should also be looking up @daffodils posts with all of Nick's chats from NLO - there are hundreds of chats and 70% of them were about Aaron.)

If mods request it not be done, I will comply, obviously.

There are broader reasons to do it. 1) AI generally, and Supertips specifically, will be facing plenty of lawsuits/litigation. This is just one small example of how AI can go sideways. 2) I imagine that compiling this could help the Hardin/Monty case one way or another. Nick likes harassing people in rather inventive ways.

This stream is amazing! It was meant to be a funny stream laughing at Aaron, but he's just SNEEDING

So this whole stream is Nick playing a 2 hour video of Aaron roasting him.

The entire stream was remarkable. Leaving aside that he probably violated an HRO, Nick had PREVIEWED the vid but had no effective responses to 75% of Aaron's commentary. Nick wasn't funny, he wasn't engaging, and he wasn't insightful. Frankly, Aaron was the compelling person to watch on the stream.

Supposedly he and April express themselves very similarly, and this made Aaron angry. They are both very fact-oriented and value the precise meaning of words while Aaron is very emotional and does not use words precisely.

This was in response to the 'Nick is ghostwriting April's posts/messages' discussion in an Aaron clip.

He later admited that he DID have her phone "with permission". If someone has a transcript, it might be worth a quick clip.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is still insisting that the warrant is invalid because the video pomplin used on the warrant application was a reupload, and therefore technically inadmissable in court because "how do you know it's actually a real video of me" (an argument that failed to actually get the warrant tossed)

It's hilarious this idiotic faggot has gone beyond just predicting shit that's completely wrong based on his delusional drug addled hallucinations. Now he's even wrongly predicting shit that ALREADY HAPPENED.

Pure nitrous mind.

It’s kind of wild that Aaron can get punished for mentioning/alluding to Kayla, saying Minnesota doesn't punish criminals (they don’t), etc. Yet Balldo man can get away with pushing this cope. Really makes you think.

Unluckily for Nickhole, restraining orders like this are statewide and can be enforced by any relevant LEO. So if Candyass Yoshi hickland won't, possibly the state boys will.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

It's hilarious this idiotic faggot has gone beyond just predicting shit that's completely wrong based on his delusional drug addled hallucinations. Now he's even wrongly predicting shit that ALREADY HAPPENED.

Pure nitrous mind.

If hes so sure why did he take the plea?

Even more so if candy yoshi wants justice to be equal shouldn't this be a violation as much as it was for the toe?

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

It's hilarious this idiotic faggot has gone beyond just predicting shit that's completely wrong based on his delusional drug addled hallucinations. Now he's even wrongly predicting shit that ALREADY HAPPENED.

Pure nitrous mind.

Unluckily for Nickhole, restraining orders like this are statewide and can be enforced by any relevant LEO. So if Candyass Yoshi hickland won't, possibly the state boys will.

It gives us great hope for his future lolsuits and all of the entertainment they shall bring us.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I'm going forth with screencapping all the Aaron AI Supertips from Nick's streams. If @Third World Aristocrat has a more efficient way to do it, excellent. If not, it takes me about 5-10 min/stream to find them all.

My code automatically captures a screenshot for every Super Tip it detects, so I do have screencaps starting from May 5th onward. However, I don’t have any from his members-only stream yesterday.

 

[AnOminous]

2. Applicant isn't actually scared or worried about the respondent and is trying to retaliate as a result of a revenge porn case not going his way.

You forgot 3. This is the awesome, based option.

You just tell that bitch-ass judge to go fuck himself, and the instant you get the order, spend literally every waking moment seething at and threatening the guy who had the GALL to think he could get a restraining order on LORD CHAOS BALLDO.

Of course I don't think Aaron is going to do that, he certainly shouldn't, his kids need him (unlike Ralph and Nick's kids, who would be better off without them).

Say what you like about Aaron but he isn't a seething suicide baiting faggot like Nick. He's not going to off himself because there's an angry faggot after him.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Mi

It's hilarious this idiotic faggot has gone beyond just predicting shit that's completely wrong based on his delusional drug addled hallucinations. Now he's even wrongly predicting shit that ALREADY HAPPENED.

Pure nitrous mind.

Unluckily for Nickhole, restraining orders like this are statewide and can be enforced by any relevant LEO. So if Candyass Yoshi hickland won't, possibly the state boys will.

I want it to be a violation, but maybe he can do it. Maybe he can talk about him. Just can’t do anything in person? NAL, just not wanting to get my hopes up.

 

[AnOminous]

Lakeville High School Class of 2000, Wholesome Rekieta

Nice bowl cut, queer.