Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Apparently he's the little brother lmao.

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Andy's story is gonna end the same way that Nick Bate's did. I have no doubt about it. He's definitely gonna try to rape some poor little kid and that's when the plot armor will finally come loose. When you touch little kids the "I HABE AUTIZM" excuse is thrown out the window. For any parents reading this thread who live in the Erie, PA area and you see this man WARN EVERYONE ABOUT HIM and keep your kids close and safe.
 
Andy's story is gonna end the same way that Nick Bate's did. I have no doubt about it. He's definitely gonna try to rape some poor little kid and that's when the plot armor will finally come loose. When you touch little kids the "I HABE AUTIZM" excuse is thrown out the window. For any parents reading this thread who live in the Erie, PA area and you see this man WARN EVERYONE ABOUT HIM and keep your kids close and safe.

He shouldn't even be left alone with his roommates. Not for molestation reasons but because he is a legitimate threat to anyone who he thinks is in his way. Dude poisoned his own family multiple times, why wouldn't he do it to vulnerable strangers?

Royal Health is a fucking shitshow and they don't know what kind of a landmine they currently have strapped to their cocks
 
He shouldn't even be left alone with his roommates. Not for molestation reasons but because he is a legitimate threat to anyone who he thinks is in his way. Dude poisoned his own family multiple times, why wouldn't he do it to vulnerable strangers?

Royal Health is a fucking shitshow and they don't know what kind of a landmine they currently have strapped to their cocks
The only place Andy should be in is a padded cell away from society. He shouldn't be trusted near anyone. He's probably tried to do shit to the other tenants living in that house already. Innocent people who have real actual ailments unlike the shit fiend. Honestly, just take him out back and end him Of Mice & Men style.
 
The only place Andy should be in is a padded cell away from society. He shouldn't be trusted near anyone. He's probably tried to do shit to the other tenants living in that house already. Innocent people who have real actual ailments unlike the shit fiend. Honestly, just take him out back and end him Of Mice & Men style.
Personally I don't think he even deserves the padding.
 
The only place Andy should be in is a padded cell away from society. He shouldn't be trusted near anyone. He's probably tried to do shit to the other tenants living in that house already. Innocent people who have real actual ailments unlike the shit fiend. Honestly, just take him out back and end him Of Mice & Men style.
I know Insane Asylums havent been a thing for years but we need to bring it back just for him maybe even throw in Cyrax with him.
 
Hes like Andys Music Biz Marty or Frank Hassle or Wings 007 or DoodyStreams (DarkSydePhil detractor channel) That's the best way I can describe him.
I'm not going to sperg too much, but to compare him to Marty would mean MrBeefy and Andy would've had a friendship at some point, and that Andy betrayed MrBeefy. Marty was a troll, but he also had personal beef with Cyraxx.
 
Royal Health is a fucking shitshow and they don't know what kind of a landmine they currently have strapped to their cocks
That sounds like an lolsuit application for masochistic she-boons who are too cracked out to take care of themselves for an opportunity to get a hefty sum thanks to the Poopsquatch.

All shitty joking aside, I genuinely hope whoever is stuck with Baby Andy is able to at least defend themselves. I can’t help but think there is a good possibility that Andy is currently hurting somebody by doing the shit that he normally does. I really wish he messed with Lenny from Of Mice & Men or at least some gentle tardgiant who goes on a rampage to smash that shutsquatch
 
That sounds like an lolsuit application for masochistic she-boons who are too cracked out to take care of themselves for an opportunity to get a hefty sum thanks to the Poopsquatch.

All shitty joking aside, I genuinely hope whoever is stuck with Baby Andy is able to at least defend themselves. I can’t help but think there is a good possibility that Andy is currently hurting somebody by doing the shit that he normally does. I really wish he messed with Lenny from Of Mice & Men or at least some gentle tardgiant who goes on a rampage to smash that shutsquatch

He frequently mentions his roommates as excuses as to why staff needs to be there 24/7. For him obviously. But he needs to make it vaguely look like that's not the case until he forgets and demands it for himself

I would not put it past him to poison someone to be like 'Look, they're sick! You better put people in here!'

It is VERY in line with his past choices and behavior
 
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Uh oh, two outstanding warrants for Andy's arrest in the city of Cleveland. Sorry Andy, being retarded or "having a disabiwity" isn't the get-out-of-jail-free card you seem to think it is. If he does wind up out on his ass with no other group homes or caretakers to 'buse, I happen to know of a great place in Ohio that'll offer him three hots and a cot just for showing up :)
Doing the math, we're looking at;

180 Days w/ $1,000 fine (Falsification)
30 days w/ $250 fine (Improper use of 911)
30 days w/ $250 fine (Aggravated Disorderly Conduct)
90 days w/ $750 fine (obstruct official business)
double those amounts because these are two warrants.

So, Baby Awndy is looking at probably 2 - 3 years in jail with probably $3,000+ in fine, plus court fees.

I hope it happens.
 
Doing the math, we're looking at;

180 Days w/ $1,000 fine (Falsification)
30 days w/ $250 fine (Improper use of 911)
30 days w/ $250 fine (Aggravated Disorderly Conduct)
90 days w/ $750 fine (obstruct official business)
double those amounts because these are two warrants.

So, Baby Awndy is looking at probably 2 - 3 years in jail with probably $3,000+ in fine, plus court fees.

I hope it happens.

Something tells me he won't be going back to Ohio

Or New York at least permanently because I think he has warrants there too
 
The Buzin Faker channel released a video I hadn't seen yet of Andy throwing a tantrum in a hospital over them putting a camera in his room. He was enraged by this. It made me wonder why it would set him off so badly given that he records everything anyway. A few possibilities are:
1. He wasn't doing tics or anything since nobody could see him
2. He was going to the bathroom like a normal person
3. He was throwing away medicine they gave him
4. He was masturbating and/or playing with his feces
 
The Buzin Faker channel released a video I hadn't seen yet of Andy throwing a tantrum in a hospital over them putting a camera in his room. He was enraged by this. It made me wonder why it would set him off so badly given that he records everything anyway. A few possibilities are:
1. He wasn't doing tics or anything since nobody could see him
2. He was going to the bathroom like a normal person
3. He was throwing away medicine they gave him
4. He was masturbating and/or playing with his feces
Could you link the video please?

New Joe video, here he touches upon Andy talking with children online on Fortnite. Saying it's ok as long as the parents are cool with it and "I'm not there to see it so I can't say much about it"

You know damn well that your brother is a danger to these kids and others around him but sure go ahead and sugar coat it because you're a pussy that won't just tell it it how it is. Any respect I once had for Joe and Tom is long gone at this point. Don't be surprised when you get the news that Andy was arrested for sexually abusing a kid. You'll feel like a complete retard then.

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Comment by this user hits the nail on the head perfect

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New Joe video, here he touches upon Andy talking with children online on Fortnite. Saying it's ok as long as the parents are cool with it and "I'm not there to see it so I can't say much about it"

You know damn well that your brother is a danger to these kids and others around him but sure go ahead and sugar coat it because you're a pussy that won't just tell it it how it is. Any respect I once had for Joe and Tom is long gone at this point. Don't be surprised when you get the news that Andy was arrested for sexually abusing a kid. You'll feel like a complete retard then.



Comment by this user hits the nail on the head perfect

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He literally says that he can do nothing about it. He explicitly says it's not OK for him to hang around a kid at 22:15. He says it's not OK for people to hang out with kids that aren't theirs immediately afterwards unless it's their babysitter.

You sound like the autists on Reddit. They are also so hard-up on trying to prove they're protecting kids/doing something that logic just leaves their fucking brain and they take everything except a scathing rant as implicit agreement. It's retarded and you're putting the blame on a guy who can do literally nothing about the situation because you don't have anything resembling reasoning.

As he says:

'At the end of the day...it's up to those workers, it's up those parents'

Andy's not his responsibility and anyone trying to push this shit on the doofus is no better than that cop in Cleveland who tried to threaten Tom to take Andy back.
 
He literally says that he can do nothing about it. He explicitly says it's not OK for him to hang around a kid at 22:15. He says it's not OK for people to hang out with kids that aren't theirs immediately afterwards unless it's their babysitter.

You sound like the autists on Reddit. They are also so hard-up on trying to prove they're protecting kids/doing something that logic just leaves their fucking brain and they take everything except a scathing rant as implicit agreement. It's retarded and you're putting the blame on a guy who can do literally nothing about the situation because you don't have anything resembling reasoning.

As he says:

'At the end of the day...it's up to those workers, it's up those parents'

Andy's not his responsibility and anyone trying to push this shit on the doofus is no better than that cop in Cleveland who tried to threaten Tom to take Andy back.
Ok, I'll admit I didn't take enough time to really form my thoughts on this one. Just blindly going "Joe's a bad guy" and putting blame on him when he has no control. I'll try to be less retarded in the future when writing posts about these things.
 
He literally says that he can do nothing about it. He explicitly says it's not OK for him to hang around a kid at 22:15. He says it's not OK for people to hang out with kids that aren't theirs immediately afterwards unless it's their babysitter.

You sound like the autists on Reddit. They are also so hard-up on trying to prove they're protecting kids/doing something that logic just leaves their fucking brain and they take everything except a scathing rant as implicit agreement. It's retarded and you're putting the blame on a guy who can do literally nothing about the situation because you don't have anything resembling reasoning.

As he says:

'At the end of the day...it's up to those workers, it's up those parents'

Andy's not his responsibility and anyone trying to push this shit on the doofus is no better than that cop in Cleveland who tried to threaten Tom to take Andy back.
I like Joe but he's still making excuses. The fact that he said "Andy has said *things* about kids when he was young but he's "been good" lately" is a bit worrying. I agree Andy is not his responsibility but he really doesn't need to downplay Andy's creepy behavior either. That's my take anyway.
 
I like Joe but he's still making excuses. The fact that he said "Andy has said *things* about kids when he was young but he's "been good" lately" is a bit worrying. I agree Andy is not his responsibility but he really doesn't need to downplay Andy's creepy behavior either. That's my take anyway.

I'm just confused what he's supposed to do about it other than piss the guy off. Andy had his own father arrested and attempted many more times to do so, you don't think he'd immediately call the cops on Joe for saying he's a kid diddler?

Hell if he was smart he wouldn't have said anything at all except autists keep shitting about his channel about it. The best thing Joe can do is either let Royal take the hit or wait for Andy to get carted off in a paddy wagon.
 
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