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A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
This has been going on for ages with Islamist dawah accounts. They use AI to produce clickbate videos either claiming some famous person is related to Muhammed or that some random celebrity has converted to Islam
They actually are related to Mohammed, but they're related to basically any historical political leader because the upper classes of all the different countries constantly intermarry. They'll make it relevant when they want it to be, and probably have brought it up when talking to a sheikh or whatever, but what's more important is that Charles is openly pro-Islam right now and encourages everyone else to be too.
 
Glasto needs more drugs. The insanity started when they cracked down on everyone getting stoned out of their gourd. Bunch of hippies on acid and weed is far preferable to subversive political crap.
That's subversive political crap. Teenagers getting god knows what STDs and scrambling their brains with drugs is an attack on the British family. Does any father worth his salt want his daughter to be some cum rag whore at Glastonbury? Do you want to marry a woman who rolls in the mud off her face shagging random men she meets at festivals? Do you want your son to come home with permanent mental health issues because he's been given god knows what pills and it's messed his brain up forever?

If we want to restore our people and culture stuff like Glastonbury needs to be deeply shamed as an avenue for outside corruption of our culture, a way to degrade and harm our young people and a relic of a hedonistic era we left behind. You can have local party in the parks with local musicians playing, where you have a big get together for a weekend and get more invested in those around you. These mega festivals full of foreigners screaming fuck you British people and waving other country's flags around have got to go.
I know you're new here, but you should know that I previously working in child safeguarding and I've talked about that here on the farms so I am not on the 'hand women and children over to muslims' side. The only reason you went for that is because you had no other legs to stand on and you're ignorant. What I'm trying to do is get people to pay attention to the fact that Farage had a european wife but was a main pusher of Brexit - because it made him money. He is head of Reform now, which he has set up as a PLC (a company you donated to to carry out an objective, not a political party, so he can take as many donations as he likes and use them as he likes, and can't be removed as director of the PLC) and he is working with muslims because he isn't against them at all. He's doing all this because it makes him money, and it isn't the fucking solution you think it is.
Fuck off, you're a twat.
 
Does any father worth his salt want his daughter to be some cum rag whore at Glastonbury? Do you want to marry a woman who rolls in the mud off her face shagging random men she meets at festivals?
See the last thing on my mind anywhere like that would be sex. Nobody washes and nobody has any privacy. No way.
Brits have been happily getting drunk on the local cider and having a roll in the hay after the morris dancing for millennia. I managed to be lightly pissed at various festivals and gigs for half my youth without it ever occurring to me that i was there to shag anyone. Drink and dance with friends? Yes. Sex? Not at all. It was all about the music (maaaan.) for us anyway.
Glastonbury and similar things used to be very much all about the wild pagan side of. British life. There were morris dancers and jack in the green stuff and a massive revival of that British folklore style of music in the seventies as well. It was daft and fun and the worst you’d come home with was a hangover (or trench foot on a bad year) and a few new bands to enjoy. We were able to enjoy life and blend that wild side fine, not everything’s a sex thing.
Someone who is a foreigner telling us we can’t have our country back should get a reaction that involves a wicker man. It is deeply shameful, and i can’t think of any other time in history people would be so emboldened to do that - of course they are now because the government and so much yoof culture is on their side. There needs to be a resurgence of national pride, love of our history, culture and country and it has to be separate from this left right stuff.
 
Brits have been happily getting drunk on the local cider and having a roll in the hay after the morris dancing for millennia. I managed to be lightly pissed at various festivals and gigs for half my youth without it ever occurring to me that i was there to shag anyone. Drink and dance with friends? Yes. Sex? Not at all. It was all about the music (maaaan.) for us anyway.
You were just promoting hedonistic culture where you take drugs. You can't have it both ways. Either it's hippy hedonism or it's listening to an Oasis CD in the garden with a cider.

Festivals involve a lot of sex. Drunk, high and young people like fucking and they do it a lot when given the chance.
 
Protests should only be allowed when people protest issues within this country. Protesting about Iran, Ukraine, Palestine, Gaza or starving wogs, should be shut down immediately.
100% bang on the money, and no foreign charities are allowed to take British money.

That's our tax bucks, hands off!

Protests would be more fun if no police protection was guaranteed. That way I wouldn't give a shit who protests because someone is going home paralyzed.
The way we're going with the LGBTQWERTY Plod, the next time there's a riot you can expect gay disco dancing and leather handcuffs!

'Stop! In the naaaame of love...'

Or

'Hands up! Baby hands up! Give me your heart...'
 
What if we had a country that didn't require weekly protests for how bad our government is fucking us over? What if Pod could walk the streets and catch car thieves instead of being twerked on by a morbidly obese ghoul?

How are you supposed to get any where in life in today's country? Lets say you're 18 and just left school. You're not going to college because you realize how useless that is. Maybe you have a lass and want a flat or just want to live on your own. What avenues does the youth have to becoming middle age parents with a stable home?
 
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Imagine paying £400 for in your face social engineering shite. I'm sure middle class wankers with names like "Lottie" and "Matthew" had fun lol. The only respectable thing to do is jump the fence
 
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Protest laws haven't really caught up with modern times, before social media and widespread internet use people up and down the country might want to protest about something but outside spending a fortune on stamps and writing letters to each other or running up huge phone bills calling everyone when calls would cost 35p/minute you couldn't reasonably get a large group of people together for a protest unless it was something really serious or planned months/years in advance with good financial backing.

So we now have protest rights+laws that go back to horse and cart era that expect someone with the means and technology of that era to protest in ways that would have been available to them back then that aren't really compatible with modern life. And the laws around how they are protected and things date back to when DNA evidence wasn't a thing let alone everyone having a smartphone that can take/make video evidence of everything anywhere.

I don't know how it's fixed. The right to assemble, right to protest, right to free speech, right to roam... they are important rights but the current laws aren't aligned well and a negative culture around assembling for protest or wanting to flashmob or follow trends as tho all aspects of life are Binley mega chippy. Just about every local level anything to accommodate normal life gets broken by these influxes.
 
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Protest laws haven't really caught up with modern times, before social media and widespread internet use people up and down the country might want to protest about something but outside spending a fortune on stamps and writing letters to each other or running up huge phone bills calling everyone when calls would cost 35p/minute you couldn't reasonably get a large group of people together for a protest unless it was something really serious or planned months/years in advance with good financial backing.

So we now have protest rights+laws that go back to horse and cart era that expect someone with the means and technology of that era to protest in ways that would have been available to them back then that aren't really compatible with modern life. And the laws around how they are protected and things date back to when DNA evidence wasn't a thing let alone everyone having a smartphone that can take/make video evidence of everything anywhere.

I don't know how it's fixed. The right to assemble, right to protest, right to free speech, right to roam... they are important rights but the current laws aren't aligned well and a negative culture around assembling for protest or wanting to flashmob or follow trends as tho all aspects of life are Binley mega chippy. Just about every local level anything to accommodate normal life gets broken by these influxes.
There was a good protest against Starmer in Llandudno yesterday - the Farmers (yet again) aren't happy with him, this time over the 'Bluetounge' virus:

Archive: https://archive.ph/wip/49UZ0

Though, Starmer is more brown than blue tongue...
 
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There was a good protest against Starmer in Llandudno yesterday - the Farmers (yet again) aren't happy with him, this time over the 'Bluetounge' virus:

Archive: https://archive.ph/wip/49UZ0

Though, Starmer is more brown than blue tongue...
I think historically farmers protests are a good example of ones that would have happened even without social media, not as fast as now but I suspect farmers using noticeboards in village pubs churches and shops along with word of mouth, it's an issue that impacts an entire community, it's not unreasonable/unexpected that some protest would happen.

It's very different to an online movement with no real local community presence anywhere that can pull a crowd that wouldn't usually assemble by having people traveling from all across the country. Not that it doesn't make the protest legitimate some past protests around televised or yearly events did even without social media but I think most can see the differences.
 
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Some evening musings from GB News:

Ex-BBC presenter hits out at broadcaster for allowing 'idiotic' Bob Vylan Glastonbury chant: 'They should have pulled it!':

Archive: https://archive.ph/wip/VkptV

Kate Nash yells 'f*** Rod Stewart' and brands Farage 'a d***head' in BBC Glastonbury set amid rocker's Reform UK backing:

Archive: https://archive.ph/IFZxY

Met Police confirm Kneecap will not be prosecuted following 'Kill your MP' terror probe:

Archive: https://archive.ph/QaVqR

Marilyn Manson’s first UK performance cancelled after pressure from campaigners:

Archive: https://archive.ph/wip/6Wapb

Keir Starmer scolded for 'losing control' after string of Labour U-turns: 'He is exhausted!':

Archive: https://archive.ph/wip/hYeEP

Keir Starmer demands BBC Glastonbury explanation after MP accuses broadcaster of 'subjecting viewers to filth'

Archive: https://archive.ph/n6JO6


Very measured response to the on stage chimpout.
We're closer to reclaming it than a lot of people think.

Even the latte-sipping Glastonbury watchers and BBC devotees aren't happy - and when normally 'live and let live' types are saying 'well, maybe Nigel is right...' then change is in the air.

I'm actually delighted that Irish Curly, Larry and Mo, Angry Bob Marley and the Female Angry Ginger are stoking all this up as all it's doing is pushing more people into joining and voting for Reform UK.

The bonfire is being readied, grab your marshmallows and toffee apples!
 
Kate Nash yells 'f*** Rod Stewart' and brands Farage 'a d***head' in BBC Glastonbury set amid rocker's Reform UK backing:
She argued that "dismantling systems of oppression lies at the very core of feminism, so transphobia is not f****** feminist."

Remember this next time someone tells you le epic based feminists are and have always been at the forefront of the battle against transgenderism.
 
We're closer to reclaming it than a lot of people think.

Even the latte-sipping Glastonbury watchers and BBC devotees aren't happy - and when normally 'live and let live' types are saying 'well, maybe Nigel is right...' then change is in the air.

I'm actually delighted that Irish Curly, Larry and Mo, Angry Bob Marley and the Female Angry Ginger are stoking all this up as all it's doing is pushing more people into joining and voting for Reform UK.

The bonfire is being readied, grab your marshmallows and toffee apples!
good goy 🕍
 
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Color revolution attempts will have a correlation with her monthly cycle.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaise_Metreweli

So they've given the UK's top security job to some creature whose history is so sketchy they don't know when she was born.



So she can't keep secrets from children.

Also, she's not a looker --
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I support her(?) appointment. Sino Friendship and the fall of the ZOG West will happen much faster with cunts in charge (That is, if one assumes she's even a cunt, let alone human).
In a plot twist worthy of John le Carré, we reveal the grandfather of the brilliant new head of MI6 was a Nazi spy chief - Daily Mail
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If nothing else, the hohol genes do help explain Blaise's goofy physiognomy, especially the weirdly dilated eyes.

When Blaise Metreweli was announced as the next head of MI6 it was immediately apparent she had long been groomed for the top.

The woman set to become the first female spy chief in the agency's 116-year history had all the right attributes.

Fiercely intelligent, Ms Metreweli had grown up abroad in a multilingual home and excelled at Cambridge – where she read anthropology at Pembroke College and was in the winning crew in the 1997 women's Boat Race – before she graduated, and then... disappeared.

From the age of 22, her name was only mentioned in public when receiving honours 'for services to British foreign policy' and in a civil service notice documenting a bland economics posting to Dubai. Despite entering her 20s in the Wild West early days of social media, there is no trace of her online.

There are no loose-lipped acquaintances, either. Indeed, when the news broke of her appointment earlier this month, the most interesting thing contemporaries could say of her is that she still enjoyed rowing.

It seemed, then, that MI6 had done its job. Its legendary vetting services had succeeded in keeping a lid on everything about Ms Metreweli's no doubt remarkable double life.

But there is one thing neither she nor the world's most famous intelligence agency could control, the one thing that none of us get to choose – her family.

Archives in Germany reveal that the woman who from September will take charge of the nation's secrets is the granddaughter of a notorious Nazi collaborator who spied and killed for Adolf Hitler's Germany.

We can disclose that Ms Metreweli's grandfather was Constantine Dobrowolski, a Ukrainian dubbed 'The Butcher' who defected from the Red Army to become the Fatherland's chief informant in the region of Chernihiv in Ukraine.

While Ms Metreweli never met her paternal grandfather – who remained in Nazi-occupied Ukraine while the rest of his family fled the Soviet 'liberation' of the region in 1943 – his story does cast an awkward shadow over her impeccable career in MI5, MI6 and the Foreign Office.


The Mail has unearthed hundreds of pages of documents held in archives in Freiburg, Germany, detailing the extraordinary – and blood-soaked – life and times of Dobrowolski which are themselves worthy of a spy thriller.

Known as 'Agent No 30' by Wehrmacht commanders, he had vowed revenge against the Russians ever since they slaughtered his noble land-owning family, plundered their estate and seized Ukraine after the 1917 Bolshevik Revolution.

The archives detail how the Soviets put a 50,000-rouble bounty – £200,000 in today's money – on the head of the local spy chief they labelled 'the worst enemy of the Ukrainian people'.

Within the files are handwritten letters from Ms Metreweli's grandfather to Nazi superiors signed off 'Heil Hitler'. Shockingly, Dobrowolski boasted to German commanders of 'personally' taking part 'in the extermination of the Jews' and killing hundreds of Ukrainian resistance fighters. There are even accounts of him looting the bodies of Holocaust victims and laughing at the sexual assault of female prisoners.

Of course, Ms Metreweli cannot be judged for the sins of her grandfather. One of our nation's most formidable intelligence operatives, she has served her country with distinction on dangerous operations for MI6 across Europe and the Middle East for two decades in the wake of 9/11.

She then moved to a senior role at MI5 – the UK's domestic counterintelligence and security agency – again winning praise from insiders for her handling of hostile states' counterintelligence. It was long predicted by those in the know that she would, one day, take the top job at MI6.Yet for Ms Metreweli – now coming out of the shadows as MI6's incoming chief, a role that allows her name to be known for the first time – there can be no doubt her grandfather's wartime crimes pose a challenge.

They will be seized upon by the Kremlin, which has sought to portray Ukrainians as 'Nazis' and similarly smear Kyiv's Western backers since its illegal full-scale invasion in 2022.

Indeed, Vladimir Putin's supporters have already discovered that her paternal heritage is Ukrainian, not Georgian as her surname suggests, and tried to use that fact to imply she is descended from a Nazi.

Beka Kobakhidze, a professor of modern history at Ilia State University in the Georgian capital, Tbilisi, who helped the Mail uncover the Metreweli family tree, said it was only a matter of time until the Kremlin found and exploited the truth – if they don't already know it.

'As a historian and researcher from a country that grapples daily with Russian propaganda, I can say with confidence that this will become a favourite talking point for Kremlin propagandists for years to come,' he said.

'Of course, children should not be held responsible for the sins of their fathers – or grandparents, for that matter. But I do find it puzzling why the UK would willingly hand such 'ammunition' to the Russians.'

The Russians will, no doubt, twist every word to their own sinister agenda.

Yet if there is anyone equipped to handle such cheap shots from a hostile foreign power, it is the trailblazing Ms Metreweli. What is indisputable is that the story of how a Nazi spy chief's own granddaughter rose to lead MI6 is nothing short of astounding.

When Ms Metreweli was appointed as the next head of the Secret Intelligence Service two weeks ago it was greeted with fanfare in the UK.

Some 30 years after Dame Judi Dench became the first woman to take up the fictional 'M' character in the James Bond movies, life had finally imitated art and the real MI6 had its first female spy chief, aka 'C'.

But it was also met with jubilation some 3,000 miles away in the tiny Black Sea nation of Georgia – for this is where the Metreweli name hails from (though traditionally spelt with a v). 'Our name originates from the mountainous region of Racha, from a village called Utsera,' local historian Roin Metreveli said. 'The thing about Georgian villages, much like in Scotland, is that everyone is related, everyone is either a cousin or thrice removed.'

Mr Metreveli then added, jokingly: 'So, I can confidently claim that my cousin will be James Bond's boss!'

Back in the UK, the new spy chief's surname had also piqued our interest at the Daily Mail. Georgia is a colourful part of the world and, if Ms Metreweli's forbears were as capable as her, then their life under the Soviet Union, and their subsequent journey to the UK, was surely an interesting tale.

Yet almost immediately, the Georgian connection unravelled.

Ms Metreweli's father, Constantine Metreweli, is a British military veteran and renowned radiologist who raised his daughter and her siblings in Hong Kong.

Because he was born abroad, there was little trace of him in Britain. That is, aside from an intriguing entry in the London Gazette, an official UK government journal of record, from 1966 which reads: 'Dobrowolski, Constantine (known as Constantine Metreweli); Of uncertain nationality.'

It did not take long for Putin's agents, who have a far more pernicious interest in the Metreweli back story, to find this.

For them, this was proof enough that the incoming MI6 spy chief was a Ukrainian, despite the Dobrowolski surname also being common in Poland. Not just that, but for one Russian propagandist this was somehow evidence that it was likely her grandfather was a Nazi.

'Post-war Ukrainian emigration to Britain largely consisted of members of the SS Galicia division who surrendered to the British in Italy,' he wrote to his supporters on numerous social media channels days after Ms Metreweli's appointment.

These unfounded claims were soon being widely repeated in the Russian Press.

It set in motion a race between historians in Russia, Georgia and Ukraine to get to the truth. Why did Ms Metreweli's father go by what appeared to be an alias?

Was it a mark of respect to a selfless family who saved the Dobrowolskis from Nazi prison camps, as one suggested?

Could there be a more innocent explanation? Or, in fact, was this a cover for a darker family secret as those in Moscow claimed?

As academics across the former Soviet states posted competing theories online and dug through respective records, the Mail requested the public file to which the London Gazette notice referred in the National Archives – a Home Office naturalisation certificate for Mr Metreweli.

It showed he was born on January 1, 1943, in Snovsk, Ukraine, to parents 'Constantin Dobrowolski and Barbara Metreweli, formerly Barbara Dobrowolska (of uncertain nationality)'. Further searches found that Metreweli was not an alias but instead the surname of Constantine Jr's stepfather, David Metreweli, who married his mother, Barbara Dobrowolska, in Yorkshire in 1947. We had to determine why the name had passed on to his stepson, and in turn to his step-granddaughter who is now set to become MI6 spy chief. And, crucially, who was Constantine Dobrowolski Sr?

We contacted a Ukrainian expert in the field who had been sharing his musings on the subject and gave him our findings on Ms Metreweli's grandparents.

The reply was succinct. 'F***. The Russians are right.' Therein ended the collaboration.

But it did not take long for us – and others – to circle in on the Dobrowolskis' life in Snovsk, and what we found astonished us.

Dr Giorgi Astamadze, of the University of Karlsruhe in Germany, was another Georgian historian who started the search hoping to unearth Ms Metreweli's roots. And as he uncovered her past he soon realised the political implications if this information was not handled with care and sensitivity, and so agreed to come on board with our investigation.

'As we dug deeper, the initial excitement gave way to a growing sense of horror,' he said. 'More and more disturbing details began to emerge from Constantine Dobrowolski's ominous past.

'There's an entire archive in Germany – three volumes, over 500 pages – and together, they tell a truly harrowing story.'

After a little digging, we came across an identity that matched in the Federal Military Archives located in Freiburg, Germany.

Indeed, we found several tomes on a Ukrainian Nazi collaborator who was known to his enemies as 'The Butcher'. As we scoured them, the Russians were closing in. They too had discovered her step-grandfather was David Metreweli and posted unfounded claims falsely stating he was a Nazi.

Separately, pro-Russia historians trying to paint Ukrainians as collaborators had for years been writing long blog posts on Constantine Dobrowolski Sr, whose crimes are well documented in Soviet histories. They had not yet made the link to the new MI6 chief, but it was only a matter of time. We had to be certain of the genealogy and pored over hundreds of pages of primary- source correspondence between Constantine Sr and his Nazi superiors.

Just as in the naturalisation certificate for Constantine Jr, they showed Constantine Sr had a wife called Varvara, the Russian spelling of Barbara, and at some point in early 1943 they had a child together in Snovsk – a town then home to around just 6,000 people.

While Constantine Sr stayed to fight the Soviets, who were 'liberating' Ukraine from the East, such was his standing he got safe passage from the Nazis for his wife and new child – then just two months old – to flee West towards Germany that February.

Somehow, from there, it appears Varvara and her child ended up in Britain where she anglicised her name to Barbara and married a new partner, Georgian-born David Metreweli, in Yorkshire after the war. On her wedding certificate, she marked her status as 'widowed'. So her son, Constantine Jr, grew up a Metreweli – perhaps because he never knew his real father, whom he parted with when barely a few months old, or possibly because Barbara was wanting to suppress their dark family history.

In time, the Metreweli name passed down the family line to his own children, including to his daughter, who from September will head up the very same intelligence service that was fighting against her grandfather in the Second World War.

So, who exactly was Constantine Dobrowolski Sr, and what were his crimes? Extensive letters to his Nazi commanders between 1941 and 1943 give a detailed biography of the man in his own words – which make for uncomfortable reading.

Born in the Chernihiv region of Ukraine to a German-Polish father and a Ukrainian mother in 1906, his family had a small estate of 1,300 acres. When he was just 11, the Bolsheviks invaded, destroyed his house, and 'exterminated' nearly all of his relatives. He survived on the run for years, obtaining a fake ID and travelling to Moscow – but was caught in 1926 and sentenced to ten years in Siberia for anti-Soviet agitation, anti-Semitism and concealing his ancestry.

Returning from exile in 1937, he studied economic engineering in Vladivostok before being assigned to Dnepropetrovsk, Ukraine, to purchase machinery tools in April 1941 when the Germans invaded.

Dobrowolski immediately reported to the War Commissariat and requested to be sent to the front, where he defected to the Nazis at the first opportunity on August 4, 1941.

Explaining himself to his new German commanders, he wrote: 'If drafted into the Red Army, my political unreliability would have meant I would only have been used in the rear. I had long hoped that Germany would enter the war with Russia.'

He immediately reported to his local military branch and requested that he be sent to the front. 'I wanted to use the panic to get over to the German side in this way, and all the more quickly,' Dobrowolski wrote.

Paid just 81 Reichsmark per month by the Nazis – around £250 today, an amount that put him on the lowest rung of the German workforce – Dobrowolski was clearly not motivated by money.

Initially, he served with an SS tank unit, and later told Nazi officers: 'There, I oversaw captured Russian vehicles and personally took part in front-line action near Kyiv and in the extermination of Jews.'

Some historians claim he may even have taken part in the Babyn Yar massacre, in which more than 30,000 Jews were slaughtered over two days in Kyiv, but our research suggests that is false.

In letters, he says he left Kyiv for his home district of Sosyntsia on September 22, 1941 – seven days before the massacre.

But the history here is just as grim, with the local Jewish community destroyed and more than 300 Jews shot under Nazi occupation. Constantine Sr told his commanders that he had organised a Ukrainian police unit of 300 men who 'cleared' 12 sub-districts there between October and December 1941. During this time, Ukrainian police assisted German murder squads and Hungarian soldiers shooting the Jewish population. One harrowing account claimed that Dobrowolski was part of a police force that is said to have raped, shot, and robbed the bodies of Jewish women in Ponornytsia, Chernihiv – though he is not believed to have taken part in the massacre and sexual assault.

Over a year later a witness, interrogated by the Germans, claimed Constantine Sr's subordinate gave him 'a gold watch' from one of the victims.

'I had access to [Constantine Sr's] residence in Sosnytsia and saw many valuable possessions there, such as carpets, tablecloths, silk shawls, and a luxurious fur coat, which originated from the Jewish executions in Ponornytsia,' the witness said.

The same witness claimed that he 'overheard' a conversation in which Constantine Sr simply 'laughed' on being told 'that female prisoners in the jail were being sexually abused through violence'. He allegedly said that he 'tolerated these acts without objection'. By his own account, Constantine Sr said he 'cleansed' various districts 'of undesirable elements'. He was commended by a Hungarian colonel for his 'excellent reconnaissance' in this task in December 1941. After this, the Soviets put the 50,000-rouble bounty on his head.

A Red Army lieutenant colonel told his men: 'The fascist man-eater who has returned with the Germans, Dobrowolski, whom you all know, is taking revenge for his lost property and houses by killing and shooting the best of our people helping the Red Army...

'In order to eliminate him as quickly as possible, as the worst enemy of the Ukrainian people, I am offering a reward of 50,000 roubles to anyone who delivers this fascist Dobrowolski to us, dead or alive, and he will be proposed for an award from the government.'

Constantine Sr rose to become a local intelligence chief, first serving as an inspector for the Hiwi – Eastern European Nazi collaborators – before joining the Nazis' notorious secret military police, the Geheime Feldpolizei (GFP), in July 1942.

The GFP operated under the Commissar Order which instructed them to summarily execute captured local political leaders, partisans and Jewish people in 'cleansing operations'.

Soviet propaganda claimed Constantine Sr would assure Ukrainians that he was fighting with partisans against the Nazis. Then, once he had identified the local resistance, he had them executed.

A German assessment said of him: 'Captain Dobrowolski is a convinced opponent of Bolshevism and, accordingly, the most hated man among the Bolsheviks. His political convictions bind him firmly to the side of the German Wehrmacht, to which he has become an absolutely reliable and valuable assistant.'

It concludes: 'In summary, it can be said that Captain Dobrowolski is a reliable comrade and talented gang fighter.'

Though it is not detailed how Constantine Sr met Varvara, she is mentioned increasingly in correspondence between him and commanding Nazis from 1942 before a request is made to get her and his son out of Snovsk in 1943 as the Soviets are moving in.

He is granted a pass for a 'confidential mission' to bring his 'wife and child' from Snovsk to Uman, south-west Ukraine, from which they are to be 'provided with the necessary railway travel documents'. The Soviets succeeded in taking Chernihiv by September 1943, and the last record of Constantine Sr in the archives is from the previous month.

There, the trail runs cold. Barbara claimed she was a widow when marrying in 1947, and it is to be presumed that her previous partner was killed as Nazi Germany fell.

A Foreign, Commonwealth & Development Office spokesman said last night: 'Blaise Metreweli neither knew nor met her paternal grandfather. Blaise's ancestry is characterised by conflict and division and, as is the case for many with eastern European heritage, only partially understood.

'It is precisely this complex heritage which has contributed to her commitment to prevent conflict and protect the British public from modern threats from today's hostile states, as the next chief of MI6.'

The Mail agrees – we could not be in safer hands. And yet the intrigue does not quite end there. For Constantine Sr is listed in a Soviet book documenting the enemies of the USSR – published in 1969.

'He is tall, thin, has black hair, brown eyes, a straight nose, a large forehead, a dimple on his chin, and a tattoo of a horseshoe and a horse's head on his arm below the elbow,' it reads.

It adds that the 'wanted case' is a man who 'limps after a leg fracture' and that there is 'a photograph from 1943 and a handwriting sample available'.

Though, surely, it is highly unlikely that he survived, this does raise the tantalising possibility that, unknown to authorities – and to his own family – Constantine Dobrowolski Sr, the man his enemies dubbed 'The Butcher', somehow managed to disappear into the shadows and live out the rest of his days.
We can disclose that Ms Metreweli's grandfather was Constantine Dobrowolski, a Ukrainian dubbed 'The Butcher' who defected from the Red Army to become the Fatherland's chief informant in the region of Chernihiv in Ukraine.
 
Young people like to get pissed and fuck in the woods while listening to music, is this really a shock?
The Mary Whitehouses of the world need to die off already, have some joy in your life, it doesn't have to be a globohomo plot every time you know.
Fuck off, you're a twat.
N'wah people are allowed to call out niggel for shagging a forrin bint whilst also having shady corpo structure to his vanity party, it's a good critique too you should address that instead of seething over the "you're being disingenuous" angle.
 
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