DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[marlimar]

Nope.

Now I could be wrong here, but I’m pretty sure I’m not.

Business owners/sole proprietors are eligible for SS through the wages they pay themselves.

PHIL DOESNT DO THAT. His “business” is basically him deducting all expenses, since he thinks HE is a business or some shit like that.

But he doesn’t pay himself, hence he can’t get SS.

You are incorrect,

 

[Fapcop]

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Super low quality because her IG is private but that definitely looks like maternity clothing to me along with the hand placement. Might be autistic reasoning but she seems pregnant to me haha.

Hot dang she’s cute.

If I was Phil, sitting and looking at that pic, than glancing over to see his fat, frigid horse, I’d prob just kill myself.

You are incorrect, one minute of google would save the confusion.
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“You are responsible for” so it’s Phil’s responsibility, and they’re not going to take it by themselves.

You also ignore the whole credits part.

Now we know that Phil tries to minimize his tax (and profits) by filing everything as business “expenses”.

But in order to qualify he needs to earn 7200$ a year for ten years, AFTER taxes and deductions.

How much he hypothetically would get, also depends on how much he made as a business owner.

Now since Phil likes to minimize how much he earn by filing everything from WWE Champions to mortgage as a “business expense”, you can bet that he on paper earns very little.

Meaning he will get very little IF he qualifies, which is a big if.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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Super low quality because her IG is private but that definitely looks like maternity clothing to me along with the hand placement. Might be autistic reasoning but she seems pregnant to me haha.

Always nice to see her still winning at life since leaving Phil.

 

[marlimar]

“You are responsible for” so it’s Phil’s responsibility, and they’re not going to take it by themselves.

He is on a back-tax payment plan, which in part pays the FICA portions of the federal income tax, social security and medicare are rolled into FICA. He owes about $15k a year in taxes, which is why he has 5+ years of back taxes rolled into one back tax payment plan.

They do take it by themselves, through the mechanism of the back-paid tax payment plan that the IRS charges him compounding interest to hold.

Meaning he will get very little

We agree on this.

 

[Switch Mongo]

imagine if this lazy faggot ever wore contacts lmao. he'd absolutely sleep with them in for a month straight and then blame everyone but himself when he gets a nasty eye infection.

Phil’s eyes are detractors for not holding the contacts in place while he sleeps. *There ya go*

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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Super low quality because her IG is private but that definitely looks like maternity clothing to me along with the hand placement. Might be autistic reasoning but she seems pregnant to me haha.

She’s holding her stomach and that’s 100% a maternity dress and she’s wearing loose pants. She’s pregnant. A pregnant ex that’s living a happy life. That gotta hurt, Phil

 

[Fapcop]

She’s holding her stomach and that’s 100% a maternity dress and she’s wearing loose pants. She’s pregnant. A pregnant ex that’s living a happy life. That gotta hurt, Phil

Pretty

Also pretty pathetic to consider that Panda went out and turned a hobby into a business, travelled, learned to ride a motorcycle, met people and had adventures, and is now embarking on the greatest adventure of all: Parenthood.

And Phil? He’s streaming and got a catson.

 

[GodModule]

Giving Phil money to "troll" him is like trolling BossManJack by rigging his slot machines to always pay out

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

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Super low quality because her IG is private but that definitely looks like maternity clothing to me along with the hand placement. Might be autistic reasoning but she seems pregnant to me haha.

Het husband looks like a model.

/no homo

 

[neger psykolog]

Het husband looks like a model.

/no homo

No he doesn't. This is what a real male model looks like:

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Gotta correct one thing here. He definitely doesn’t "hate" John Stamos. He just always uses him as his example of a hot guy. I interpret this to mean:

1. Phil thinks John Stamos is gorgeous.
2. Phil's cultural references end around 1995.

Everyone else on the list he's just jealous of because they succeeded while he failed.

Frankly, I don't know who Stamos is. But I always assumed he talked about him that way as a back-handed, two-face way that he usually does. Like when he adds the honourific "-san" to Kojima. He's not trying to be respectful. It's like he's speaking down to him for the crime of being Japanese. He brings up Stamos and I saw it as a sneak diss to what people consider to be sexy.

 

[Lord_Point]

In the past month or two I've been noticing an increase in "trolls" throwing money at DSP in an attempt to either "own" him or to bait him into reacting. It has gotten to the point that they represent at least 25% of the total contributions on a daily basis. Not to mention the huge amount of small "troll" tips these people have been throwing at him almost every day, lately.

Dipshits like this:
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This is from today's pre-stream alone, and we're not even one hour into the stream.

I miss the times where trolls were actually funny and put some effort into it, like by joining him in an online game with a funny name etc. This still happens from time to time, but mostly it's these boring, unfunny, completely effortless dumbasses who probably think they're some kind of puppet master by making DSP dance for them. I suspect it's mostly Zoomers sitting in some circlejerk Discord, giggling together after each SuperChat or troll tip.

I guess they're completely unaware of the fact that DSP is the typical lolcow, meaning he always, without fail, manages to make himself look like an ass without any outside interference whatsoever.

Yeah i wouldn't be surprised if half these retards are detractor streamers so they can use their own retarded 'troll' tips for content.

Trolling DSP with money is kinda dumb, but if your going to do it at least dont be a massive fucking retard and attach 5 dollars to something completely unfunny. At least SnowKarl knew how to bait half hour long malding rants with a few tacticle dollar tips.

 

[neger psykolog]

Trolling DSP with money is kinda dumb, but if your going to do it at least dont be a massive fucking retard and attach 5 dollars to something completely unfunny. At least SnowKarl knew how to bait half hour long malding rants with a few tacticle dollar tips.

I love how much SnowKarl still gets reminisced about even until now. He truly was legendary. 50 bit bitch ears and he would have DSP going on a 4 hour rant about the most random shit possible while mere amateurs like OIC couldn't do anything of substance with tens of thousands of dollars.

 

[dspsbiggestfan]

To people suggesting discord with retard trolls SCs, Occum's razor says it's KC dents looking for attention from KC by "trolling" dsp. I mean, we have whales still from KC, like Rend still around as well. And we have tourists like @TETRABAX who literally whaled for DSP during the KC arc.... tbh, if you plot Neger's posts on community happenings to DSP's income, it's like clockwork.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

You may not realize this, but this is what a successful businessman does.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Thanks Kojima

 

[Mature Adult]

You may not realize this, but this is what a successful businessman does.

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As I've said 1000 times before, he switch from goal streaks to goal milestones to get rid of the pressure of having to hit the goal every stream. As everything else in his life, his problems are all self manufactured and could be easily solved if he did things slightly differently. But he needs that money, he really does.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Anyone else remember that "it's almost as if he plays games to have fun" quote?

 

[San Dimas High School]

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Thanks Kojima

Wow, this DSP guy is right a lot of the time

 

[Mature Adult]

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Thanks Kojima