Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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An assortment of AI conversation titles from the most recent video.
Also, for claiming to be a disabled person who has such major fine motor issues that he cannot brush his teeth, bathe himself, or wipe his ass, he seems to have a readable typing speed of 60+ WPM on a keyboard.

The eviction thing is pretty nice. Especially since in the newest video his dad claims Jessica told him not to pay rent to Royal because he's most likely being evicted. I'm hoping they have some kind of a clause in their contract where they can just kick his ass to the street if he fucks up bad enough.
 
The eviction thing is pretty nice. Especially since in the newest video his dad claims Jessica told him not to pay rent to Royal because he's most likely being evicted. I'm hoping they have some kind of a clause in their contract where they can just kick his ass to the street if he fucks up bad enough.
I really hope another group home doesn't take him and he experiences true homelessness out in the cold sleeping on benches and shit. He doesn't deserve the pleasure of a warm bed. If he does go truly homeless maybe by a very small chance he'll snap out of Baby Andy mode and try to fight for survival though even when he's homeless and completely disheveled he'll still try to pull some shit. Imagine him asking some homeless drunkard crackhead to change his diapers. Not gonna be a fun time for ol' poopy boy.
 
I'm hoping they have some kind of a clause in their contract where they can just kick his ass to the street if he fucks up bad enough.
considering that most of the staff is at their wits end with him that day might not be too far away.

I really hope another group home doesn't take him and he experiences true homelessness out in the cold sleeping on benches and shit. He doesn't deserve the pleasure of a warm bed. If he does go truly homeless maybe by a very small chance he'll snap out of Baby Andy mode and try to fight for survival though even when he's homeless and completely disheveled he'll still try to pull some shit. Imagine him asking some homeless drunkard crackhead to change his diapers. Not gonna be a fun time for ol' poopy boy.
I feel like he will just go into restaurants and retail stores and just harrass workers that way I would love to see actual footage of Andy being pepper sprayed by security that alone will make anyone squirm
 
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I really hope another group home doesn't take him and he experiences true homelessness out in the cold sleeping on benches and shit. He doesn't deserve the pleasure of a warm bed. If he does go truly homeless maybe by a very small chance he'll snap out of Baby Andy mode and try to fight for survival though even when he's homeless and completely disheveled he'll still try to pull some shit. Imagine him asking some homeless drunkard crackhead to change his diapers. Not gonna be a fun time for ol' poopy boy.

Doubtful another group home will take him. Eerie is a place he'd traveled to before and more than likely got entered into the waiting list for something long before he actually went into Royal. Niagra showed up as a recent search when he was using his PC so he'll likely fuck off over there. It's a place he's 'ran away' to before and he could have something lined up...but I doubt it.
 
I feel like he will just go into restaurants and retail stores and just harrass workers that way I would love to see actual footage of Andy being pepper sprayed by security that alone will make anyone squirm
"Can you change my poopy diaper?"
"Sir, this is a Wendy's"
"YOU'RE ABOOZING ME, I'M CALLING THE POLICE"
 
Doubtful another group home will take him. Eerie is a place he'd traveled to before and more than likely got entered into the waiting list for something long before he actually went into Royal. Niagra showed up as a recent search when he was using his PC so he'll likely fuck off over there. It's a place he's 'ran away' to before and he could have something lined up...but I doubt it.
I like that he no longer has a home in the Ditch household but I hate that he's the rest of the worlds problem
 
I like that he no longer has a home in the Ditch household but I hate that he's the rest of the worlds problem
Honestly surprised he hasn't tried his antics out in a place like Cali where mental illness thrives. Maybe when he completely burns bridges with PA he can try there next. We've got New York and Ohio crossed off the map, where will Andy go on the next exciting of episode of Diaper Man Z?
 
Honestly surprised he hasn't tried his antics out in a place like Cali where mental illness thrives. Maybe when he completely burns bridges with PA he can try there next. We've got New York and Ohio crossed off the map, where will Andy go on the next exciting of episode of Diaper Man Z?
Is his dirty diapers a spirit bomb lol
 
Caught this one on the latest video.
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Who is Brandon Aydelott, a uncooperative worker? A prospective lawyer? An unmasked cyberbooly?
No, he is a schizophrenic Floridian known for murdering his mother and later being released into a facility. Why Andy was interested in this case, one can only imagine.
The video also shows he had a tab open that contained the 911 call and police interview with Brandon. Andy’s either doing his homework to learn how to use an insanity plea or wanting to learn how to look so insane he can’t be held responsible for anything. Not a good sign for his caretakers.

Honestly, I’m skeptical he‘ll be leaving on Friday. It sounds like he’s not getting kicked out, he’s trying to just get a new placement… but who’s going to take him?

Edit: Here’s the video he was watching.
 
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Andy’s either doing his homework to learn how to use an insanity plea or wanting to learn how to look so insane he can’t be held responsible for anything. Not a good sign for his caretakers.
That alone tells you that he's running out of options and he knows it. since Tom and Joe disavowed him (sorta) he's been burning through all his resources to the point where he's probably in desperation mode
 
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Lol'd at the second to last sentence. He doesn't know how to use kindness for the sake of kindness if it meant his life was on the line, it's just all means to an end. Sure Andy, the recently clean, recently fired discount social worker with multiple children is going to be your guardian.

Let's just hope whatever she was on didn't decay her gray matter as much as Andy thinks it did.
 
I don't get the appeal of Beefy, out of all the people that cover Andrew lore he's one of the worst to do it in my opinion. His videos are lazy as fuck and he almost never dates shit. He's the last dude I go to for Squatch lore and updates.
Necroposting, but Beefy also can't read aloud for shit, and he repeatedly mispronounces and misuses the same fucking words. My guy if you're gonna run a whole goddamn youtube channel based around your ability to talk and communicate about Andrew Ditch, stop sounding so much like Andy himself you fucking retard.

P.S. His impression of Andy is so fucking irritating.
 
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Necroposting, but Beefy also can't read aloud for shit, and he repeatedly mispronounces and misuses the same fucking words. My guy if you're gonna run a whole goddamn youtube channel based around your ability to talk and communicate about Andrew Ditch, stop sounding so much like Andy himself you fucking retard.

P.S. His impression of Andy is so fucking irritating.

Ironically Andrew likely has better language/literacy skills. He's actually quite articulate when wants to be.
 
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