Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

"And you say I don't need help!"

Fuck this worm. His Bingo card could be 20x20 squares easy.

and you'd win every video since andy goes over the same fucking points every time.
"I'm retarded." "I'm being boosed." "No one help amdy."

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

You could make an action figure out of Andy with all these things he constantly repeats every meltdown. Just imagine the commercial.

"Tired of all your boring baby dolls and action figures? Well we've got a new toy just for you! Introducing Andy, The Poopsquatch! Jam packed with hundreds of phrases! Just push his button and hear him talk!

pushes button:

"YOU'RE ABOOZING ME!"
"YOU SAY I FAKE!"
"I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"
"YOU'RE HURTING MY EARS!"

"What's that? Oh no, Andy made a stinky! Time to change him!"

"All better!"

"I DON'T HAVE CAPACITY"

"Andy, The Poopsquatch! Now available in stores near you from Lolcow Toys!"

A fate destined to live on a dime store shelf watching every other toy be sold.


I imagine a toy of Andy looking like the Jack Black Minecraft figure only fatter and more gross looking

 

[Moar Krabs]

You could make an action figure out of Andy with all these things he constantly repeats every meltdown. Just imagine the commercial.

"Tired of all your boring baby dolls and action figures? Well we've got a new toy just for you! Introducing Andy, The Poopsquatch! Jam packed with hundreds of phrases! Just push his button and hear him talk!

pushes button:

"YOU'RE ABOOZING ME!"
"YOU SAY I FAKE!"
"I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"
"YOU'RE HURTING MY EARS!"

"What's that? Oh no, Andy made a stinky! Time to change him!"

"All better!"

"I DON'T HAVE CAPACITY"

"Andy, The Poopsquatch! Now available in stores near you from Lolcow Toys!"

A fate destined to live on a dime store shelf watching every other toy be sold.


I imagine a toy of Andy looking like the Jack Black Minecraft figure only fatter and grosser looking

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Oh my god I could not stop laughing while reading this you sir made my day

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Oh my god I could not stop laughing while reading this you sir made my day

Appreciate it, my fellow autist. Always enjoy getting a good laugh out of folks

You could make an action figure out of Andy with all these things he constantly repeats every meltdown. Just imagine the commercial.

"Tired of all your boring baby dolls and action figures? Well we've got a new toy just for you! Introducing Andy, The Poopsquatch! Jam packed with hundreds of phrases! Just push his button and hear him talk!

pushes button:

"YOU'RE ABOOZING ME!"
"YOU SAY I FAKE!"
"I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"
"YOU'RE HURTING MY EARS!"

"What's that? Oh no, Andy made a stinky! Time to change him!"

"All better!"

"I DON'T HAVE CAPACITY"

"Andy, The Poopsquatch! Now available in stores near you from Lolcow Toys!"

A fate destined to live on a dime store shelf watching every other toy be sold.


I imagine a toy of Andy looking like the Jack Black Minecraft figure only fatter and more gross looking

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This just reminded me of this old CollegeHumor skit from 2013 lol

 

[MegaFaggot]

Final part dropped.

 

[A-Stump]

Final part dropped.

I know I've been going hard on that guy lately but does anyone honestly care about a guy reading a list?

The whole fun of the list is clicking on the links to go watch videos

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

I know I've been going hard on that guy lately but does anyone honestly care about a guy reading a list?

The whole fun of the list is clicking on the links to go watch videos

I don't get the appeal of Beefy, out of all the people that cover Andrew lore he's one of the worst to do it in my opinion. His videos are lazy as fuck and he almost never dates shit. He's the last dude I go to for Squatch lore and updates.

 

[Moar Krabs]

The whole fun of the list is clicking on the links to go watch videos

I actually went back and watched the videos and my personal favorites are from 2020 when Tom would actually fight back against Andy I'm guessing when Janet was still living in the house it gave him that extra boost and confidence to stand up for himself

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

I actually went back and watched the videos and my personal favorites are from 2020 when Tom would actually fight back against Andy I'm guessing when Janet was still living in the house it gave him that extra boost and confidence to stand up for himself

I always enjoy when Tom mocks Andy's pathetic whiny baby voice and sends him into a meltdown. Gives me a good laugh every time.

 

[Amewsed]

I don't get the appeal of Beefy, out of all the people that cover Andrew lore he's one of the worst to do it in my opinion. His videos are lazy as fuck and he almost never dates shit. He's the last dude I go to for Squatch lore and updates.

Agreed.
His cadence, tone, regular mispronunciation of words (seriously, look them up for phonetics for crying out loud), and how he introduces himself as "Mr beefy," in an ironically babyish voice are annoying as f.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Believe it or not, there are gayops, external from the farms, that are targeting him.
From these, I understand that he is a confirmed furnigger. I've said too much already but wait for it.

my only issue with him is he said Tom was a bad person just for his politics. Like just shut up and cover Andy

 

[JumpingJackFash]

Agreed.
His cadence, tone, regular mispronunciation of words (seriously, look them up for phonetics for crying out loud), and how he introduces himself as "Mr beefy," in an ironically babyish voice are annoying as f.

All that and the fact he made me have to hear Andy's gooning noises with no warning. Bro a little heads up before you share Andy's goon moans is that too much to ask? He kinda comes off as a judgmental douche when he talks about Tom and Joe. Dude, you try having a bastard like Andy in your life and see how well you'd handle it.

I always enjoy when Tom mocks Andy's pathetic whiny baby voice and sends him into a meltdown. Gives me a good laugh every time.

One of my favs was when they where arguing in the car and Andy was melting down and Tom just started blaring Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion" while Andy was just wailing like a psychotic walrus.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

One of my favs was when they where arguing in the car and Andy was melting down and Tom just started blaring Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion" while Andy was just wailing like a psychotic walrus.

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT ABUUUUUUUZZZZZINNNNNN

 

[Moar Krabs]

He kinda comes off as a judgmental douche when he talks about Tom and Joe. Dude, you try having a bastard like Andy in your life and see how well you'd handle it.

Hes like Andys Music Biz Marty or Frank Hassle or Wings 007 or DoodyStreams (DarkSydePhil detractor channel) That's the best way I can describe him.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Hes like Andys Music Biz Marty or Frank Hassle or Wings 007 or DoodyStreams (DarkSydePhil detractor channel) That's the best way I can describe him.

If only we could see him take Andy down like when Marty fought Chance, though with Andy's big size he likely has more of a chance to win

 

[Amewsed]

Hes like Andys Music Biz Marty or Frank Hassle or Wings 007 or DoodyStreams (DarkSydePhil detractor channel) That's the best way I can describe him.

He's not remotely close to MBM.
MBM was a smart Alog. Mr Beefy isn't either of those things.

 

[Poogers]

late and gay, but here's a local archive of the video where Andy recounts all of his wrongdoings and asks some interesting questions--one of which i will address here presently.

At 1:27 in the video, Andy begs the viewer to consider certain charges in the great City of Cleveland that, according to Andy, were dropped. But the court has a long memory, and a certain retarded autist (me) can easily access public records that reflect both the nature of the charges and their ultimate disposition. But what's this--



Uh oh, two outstanding warrants for Andy's arrest in the city of Cleveland. Sorry Andy, being retarded or "having a disabiwity" isn't the get-out-of-jail-free card you seem to think it is. If he does wind up out on his ass with no other group homes or caretakers to 'buse, I happen to know of a great place in Ohio that'll offer him three hots and a cot just for showing up

 

[King Metalia]

You could make an action figure out of Andy with all these things he constantly repeats every meltdown. Just imagine the commercial.

"Tired of all your boring baby dolls and action figures? Well we've got a new toy just for you! Introducing Andy, The Poopsquatch! Jam packed with hundreds of phrases! Just push his button and hear him talk!

pushes button:

"YOU'RE ABOOZING ME!"
"YOU SAY I FAKE!"
"I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"
"YOU'RE HURTING MY EARS!"

"What's that? Oh no, Andy made a stinky! Time to change him!"

"All better!"

"I DON'T HAVE CAPACITY"

"Andy, The Poopsquatch! Now available in stores near you from Lolcow Toys!"

A fate destined to live on a dime store shelf watching every other toy be sold.


I imagine a toy of Andy looking like the Jack Black Minecraft figure only fatter and more gross looking

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My fucking sides are in orbit after reading this. Pay attention everyone this is high quality shit posting.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

My fucking sides are in orbit after reading this. Pay attention everyone this is high quality shit posting.

Big McThankies from McSpanky's

 

[Celeryeater]

You’re abusing me