Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

MegaFaggot said:
Of course he's not timeblind. He has been able to tell when he's late for appointments, he has been able to tell when his aides are late (obviously he reported them, because he loves fucking people over), he has a weather forecast thing going on which requires you to be able to interpret time. It's just a new complaint he made up to make himself look more helpless. If you look at the previous mails he wrote to doctors etc they're written in perfect English too, so him trying to write as if he can't write well is also done on purpose.

In his call with Jamie he used the following techniques of manipulation (not in this order) :

- Baby voice
- Raging
- Citing new disabilities he didn't have before (Lacking the fine motor skills to clean his ass crack, timeblindness)
- Threaten to run away
- Raging at her because she says HE FAKES
- Threaten to call the police
- Threaten to cook (implying he'd burn the place down)
- Threaten to self harm by taking his medication improperly (on purpose)
- Use the term retard in such a way that it'd imply she called him that
- Try to gain sympathy because 'people try to force him to do things he can't do'
- Use the annoying text to speech app
- Attempt to manipulate the situation by not letting her finish any sentences
- 'YOU BUSIN ME'
- Try to gain sympathy from a stranger
- Cry
- Bring up his poopy diapers excessively
- Scream
- Claiming she 'just doesn't understand'
- Claiming he's SCARRUD
- Saying he's going to the hospital

Let me know if i missed any.
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- ""This is going right to YouTube!"
 
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A-Stump said:
Amazing how his disability disappears completely when he's playing sovereign citizen.
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But the retardation always remains. :biggrin:
In one video I cant recall the name of, a cop or somebody that knew statutes/codes called him on his selective knowledge of the law. Nobody really cares to check for obvious reasons, but Diarrhetic Rainman is usually just spouting random numbers, occasionally the first one or two digits might be close to an actual ordnance he once read somewhere about something else.
 
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mister davenport said:
Why is it that when a lolcow has a encounter with the cops, they are the calmest, most merciful, less violent ones in the state?
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Because that's actually what most Cops are like. Calm yet firm polite patience in the face of overwhelming human stupidity is a critical job skill. If they let themselves start kicking the shit out of complete assholes just for being assholes it would never end.

The Cops job ultimately is to take a problem and ideally make that problem somebody elses other than theirs. And to do so in the way least likely to come back to haunt them.
 
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Moar Krabs said:
I had to stop watching midway through cause all it is is him pleading guilty to everything that he's done and how he walked away scott free
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Its videos like this that need to be forwarded to his next group home.
"ha ha, I wasted all your resources and time, I'm fake and I'm not going to stop."
 
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A-Stump said:
I see he has a tab for the Wikipedia page for this place up for...some reason.
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He's absolutely been on this thread under multiple Alt accounts if you go back far enough. My personal favorite is when he makes AI videos pretending to be a doctor diagnosing himself with Autism lol. like the title would be "Andy Ditch DOES have Autism" and it would be a dead giveaway that its him lol
 
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Moar Krabs said:
My personal favorite is when he makes AI videos pretending to be a doctor diagnosing himself with Autism lol. like the title would be "Andy Ditch DOES have Autism" and it would be a dead giveaway that its him lol
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Haha 'Muddying the waters' like that is practically therapeutic for him, I've noticed that he will especially do it often when things aren't going his way behind the scenes.

Posting online like that gives him an illusion of control because hitting 'Post Reply' after writing nonsense doesn't involve a real live person listening to and providing feedback in real time over whats being said, it makes it even easier to dismiss all doubters or naysayers as bullies and harassers.
 
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Autismobili Lamborghini said:
Haha 'Muddying the waters' like that is practically therapeutic for him, I've noticed that he will especially do it often when things aren't going his way behind the scenes.

Posting online like that gives him an illusion of control because hitting 'Post Reply' after writing nonsense doesn't involve a real live person listening to and providing feedback in real time over whats being said, it makes it even easier to dismiss all doubters or naysayers as bullies and harassers.
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That's all a slimy little bottom feeder like Andy can do.
First he acts pathetic, then he whines, then when people don't give him what he wants he starts making threats, then he screams, threatens to run away or put himself in danger because the other side has to put everything down and stop him, then when he realizes that a tantrum only postpones consequences he pulls out Lawyer Andy and starts making videos about how everyone's mean and stupid and he knows exactly how things went down. Andy has obstruction and obfuscation down to a science with these people.
 
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