Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
I don’t know why the courts would even waste their time with this lover’s spat. Nick hasn’t been anywhere near Aaron or anyone who associates with him since their breakup. These two go tit for tat, either directly or indirectly, every time the smallest morsel of drama comes out. As far as I can tell Nick does not engage with Aaron or anyone adjacent to him outside of these dust-ups, and it never involves his personal social media like Facebook or Instagram where his family is likely to see it.

Nick deserves every feltening he gets but the idea that Minnesota is some lawless shithole because a judge doesn’t want to waste his time and the public treasury on two gay men gossiping about each other on the internet is silly.
 
I don’t know why the courts would even waste their time with this lover’s spat. Nick hasn’t been anywhere near Aaron or anyone who associates with him since their breakup. These two go tit for tat, either directly or indirectly, every time the smallest morsel of drama comes out. As far as I can tell Nick does not engage with Aaron or anyone adjacent to him outside of these dust-ups, and it never involves his personal social media like Facebook or Instagram where his family is likely to see it.

Nick deserves every feltening he gets but the idea that Minnesota is some lawless shithole because a judge doesn’t want to waste his time and the public treasury on two gay men gossiping about each other on the internet is silly.
Aaron hasn't gone near Kayla but that doesn't stop Minnesota courts from fucking him over. If the courts didn't want to waste their time with the lover's spat, they shouldn't have gotten so involved.
But they granted an interim RO for Aaron against Nick so clearly they care enough for that. The idea that they won't enforce the RO is silly. It just needs be properly reported, which requires Aaron and his lawyer.
 
Archive of Rekieta Law's Watch Party June 28, 2025 (unedited snipe version)
Please note the following: Nick's mic will at times clip and cancel out the audio of both his and the audio of Aaron, The following clips are from that stream. I'm not a member of Nick's channel this is the best I could do.

Part One

This is my second installment of clips.

Elissa Clips, Faran Balanced, Keanu Thompson and Gabe Hoffman are all involved in a "me too" movement against Nick. "No basis in fact, every basis in fantasy with spurious claims that won't ever be proven or born out. Shocker!"


Aaron discusses Nick's litany of driving offenses. "That day," Nick explains, he didn't have his wallet. It was just "one day" he drove without a license, tabs or insurance and it just so happens Nick was pulled over "that day." Nick continues, "Ninety-five in a seventy? I know what car I was driving that day."


Aaron maintains April was beat down by The Qover. "He will never tell someone what's best for them if that includes something that's not good for him." PPP AI Supertip asserts Aaron is Amber Heard. Nick explains Aaron has a weird fantasy that Nick is a hero.


Aaron examines Nick's CPS debacle. In fact, he's disgusted by the whole affair. Unlike Nick, Aaron never did coke around his own children. Aaron claims Nick doesn't like his children, but Aaron cared more about Nick's kids than he did. Aaron says, "Fight me about it." Nick's defense to all of that is Aaron hates his own kids too.


Aaron reads Nick's child protection order courtesy of MNPublicRecords, Nick says Aaron has no concept of how hair follicle tests work. Nick adds he is fully prepared to sue Kandyohi County. Also, Nick says the county never accused he and Kayla "of doing this thing." Nick declares it's a bullshit claim and the county never gave them an opportunity to have an independent drug test. He feels the county used the result of the drug test to unjustly keep his children away from him.


Aaron talks about the time Nick left a bullet of coke on the couch and, as a result, threw Nick out of the house. Nick flat out denies this happened. It's a lie that Aaron threw Nick out of the house. Odd he doesn't deny the bullet of coke on the couch. Aaron claims Nick replies, "I don't think that much would have killed her." Nick fumes and stuffs his gob with chicken tendies.


Mickey's Magical Dust joke from Johnny Crutches and the dulcet tones from Nick.


Aaron goes over the three concurrent court cases Nick is facing, but Nick is too busy yucking it up with his chat and eating. Aaron talks about the relationship he had with Kayla. Apparently, there was a fight over the Pawverbs book. In fact, there was a lot of fighting amongst the Qover. Nick proceeds to make a dick joke. Lastly, Aaron glazes the Kino Casino.


A couple of clips of Aaron talking about when he kicked April out of his home. He did not want the Rekietas in his house. Nick reminds the audience Aaron is afraid of him.



Gossip Thursday with Keanu Thompson. They talk about a "hot mic" incident. Nick has no clue what that is or maybe he does. I wish Nick would pause the video and then speak, because it's difficult to understand him and Aaron at the same time.


In this segment, Aaron defends Nick because chat is shitting on him. For some reason, Nick goes on a tangent, "where am I talking about this man.? Maybe I went on Melton's show or called into Melton's show? Or, I was in chat? Um, answering questions and making jokes, like that's possible. Who knows?" Nick states he three or four streams after he got arrested. Maybe at some point he's talked about Aaron.

Aaron states the he and Nick are in different positions. While Aaron has nothing to lose, Nick does.


The Will Sasso Moment
Aaron decides it's better to talk about all of the sordid affair. It's better to get out in front of it and tell the truth. Nick interprets this as Aaron exposed The Qover and he's still bitter that Aaron got out and was never arrested.


Aaron says, "Groomer! Keanu called Nick a groomer." He continues, "there's a nugget of truth in there. They're onto something."


Aaron admits to taking cocaine "three or four times." With a mouthful of chicken tendy, Nick blurts, "Aaron did coke too!" Nick goes on to explain, "I couldn't make public admissions about it. Making public admissions about it would've been ridiculously stupid."

Also, Aaron talks about how Kayla was never having another relationship after him. Nick says, "Well that didn't work out."


Aaron denies having sex with Nick.


Aaron mentions Elissa Clips and MNPublicRecords. Nick says Aaron has been waiting for the bodycam footage since July of 2024.


This clip is about April moving in with Nick and Kayla. Nick makes a point that he had a fight with April regarding the way in which she left Nick.


Live-in Nanny and Nick Still Moons Over April
This time Aaron talks about Kayla telling Elisha Sweep that April was the live-in nanny. Of course, Nick repudiates this, "Sometimes things are like a game of telephone. Elisha Sweep asked about a nanny, a former nanny, and then asked about April. Elisha Sweep infered, based on her own experience, that a 'nanny' meant a live-in nanny, and then passed along that we had a former live-in nanny and then a new live-in nanny. We've never had a live-in nanny. That's not a thing we've had."

April was not charged due to a clerical error. He claims Kandyohi County forgot to write the paperwork and she was let go the next day, which led to her being recharged later. It had nothing to do with the tatoo convention or any other public appearance.

"My ego isnt' mythical; it's very real and monsterous!"


In Nick's words, "he's (Aaron) about to be really shitty about April there and say that she abandoned the three kids He didn't give her an opputunity to those kids. She was really busted up about it. She really loved the children and had a good relationship with them and that was the worst thing for about the divorce." The clip ends with Nick rambling about Chrissie Mayer.


Aaron talks about how Nick will read his thread on Kiwi Farms and badger Null later on, the now infamous "shower call." According to Nick, "Josh is autistic and he's in an insular community of autistic people who don't understand regular human interactions, emotions and conversations. And so, sometimes they miss facts within them and the missed fact becomes real." He hints about Drexel.

More to come.
 
All he's gotta do is call the damn Sheriff's Office (likely his, and not Nick's)
And that's the point. If the Dabbleverse is going to lobby fucking JUDGE HEIDI SHULTZ with 4-5 POLICE reports and dozens of other emails, and we cannot present the opposing side... bc we're Farmers...

...It's AARON IMHOLTE'S ONE FUCKING JOB.

Why is this so hard? We've provided him with all the evidence for MONTHS.
 
Burying the lede here that Aaron took out a restraining order against Nick.
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Man, this isn’t super huge Balldo news but it tracks that I was in the mountains for a three day vacation and a correspondingly small bit of cuck-breaking drops. This happens every time I take a vacation. Now taking donations for the Bystander Vacation Fund, if I’m gone for a month, math says the body cam will drop.
 
UNHINGED GAY CRIPPLE AND STALKER Nick Rekeita has seemingly been given the results of his bounty for people to comb through his victim Aaron Imholte's Tweets (despite the restraining order), and it's a 2 hour long video

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Can't Nick just move on? Was Aaron's dick just that good?

I'm really curious who put together a two-hour supercut of Aaron Imholte allegedly violating his release conditions—less than 24 hours after Rekieta asked for one.

Edit: Oh, I forgot—he actually asked someone to make a supercut of Aaron talking about him. Sorry about that.
@Third World Aristocrat You clipped this guy back in October 29, 2024.
Never underestimate the mental illness of Melton fans, a few of em probably pulled an all nighter

They'd miss their own mother's funeral if it meant they could epicly own Aaron

Win By 2 Radio put together the supercut of Aaron for Rekieta's Watch Party on June 28, 2025. There was a superchat thanking him for the compilation.

He's a part of The Dabbleverse... I guess. His setup is reminiscent of Redbar and PodAwful. They all seem to have that look.

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He's from New Jersey and plays guitar drums in a shitty 2000's band.

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On his channel, you'll find quite a few videos making fun of Nick Rekieta and Aaron Imholte. The compilation of Aaron is not that remarkable. It's not that hard to find Aaron shooting his mouth off about Nick. So good for Win By 2 for getting Rackets money. Well played.


Source: Grand Slam!! Ep. 297

EDIT: Win By 2 is John DiCaprio. He is the drummer, not the guitarist.
 
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The only "revenge" I ever needed from high school, I got in my early 20s when I went back to my home town and went to McDonald's and a guy who used to bully me mildly was working there. I wasn't even a dick to him.
I think most of us have similar stories. I wasn't bullied much but I had a friend that was and at some point I told him to get lost and go bag groceries in Coles. Fast forward half a decade I had a boring full time lab job and he was bagging groceries at Woolies. The friend he picked on got into trade and bulked up.
The best so called "revenge" that's not childish is to just do better and improve yourself. Not fantasising about turning time back so those meanies can be raped and murdered violently.

On the post Aaron trial stream someone kept supertipping in about how sexy Nick looked, to the point even Melton said "that's clearly April". Was the user Redstorm?
Any ladies?
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Anyone interested in this skelly?

It might be too much to hope for, but given that he's already handling one case against Nick Rekieta, perhaps Matthew Hardin would be taking on another Minnesota client? Aaron probably isn't familiar with his work but those of us who watch the Greer threads know that he's an outstanding lawyer. I'd be happy to have my life or my liberty in the Hardship's hands.
Coffeezilla's lawyer suggested that his case to be merged with another regarding that fag Logan Paul and his scams. Would it be possible here?
Probably not. Montagraph's was defamation and Aaron is seeking ROs.
Still funny.

Has he become Tonkalaw? Their lives share quite a few similarities.
- legs don't work
- WOAH KEMOSABE DEAD AIR
- AIDS
- Internet tough guy
- drugs
- fat retard sidekick
More than just a few.
Well Donga never dosed his children or opened up his relationship.

They are emotionally stunted children in adult bodies who never experienced real hardship or any sort of real push back. So their default response is to lash out as hard as possible consequences be damned because it's just too overwhelming to be an adult.
It's not like they play with dolls, that's an unfair statement.
Oh, wait.
 
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I never listen to him outside of clipped Nick rants, I guess I just assumed most of his show was talking about Stuttering John?

I’ve listened once or twice beyond a Nick segment, and was surprised that I recognized a couple of the news stories he covered. Because they had been on MATI, or at least posted in the MATI thread.
So I did wonder if he was trying to move beyond the braindead Fox News fodder into more edgy “societal commentary” (racist) stuff.

I think the problem he has is that he’s still mostly playing to his local factory worker audience (imaginary or not) who precisely do want to hear Fox News slop and sportball mentions.

Melton and co, from what I’ve heard, it literally is just all Aaron, all the time.

Anyway. AARON if you’re reading, do not delay, get down to the Sheriff station this very day.
 
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the idea that Minnesota is some lawless shithole because a judge doesn’t want to waste his time and the public treasury on two gay men gossiping about each other on the internet is silly.
I can't speak for anyone but myself, however my primary issue is not the possibility of the judge doing nothing in this case, but just the overall course of events. It's like the straw that broke the camel's back, you know? Rackets gets caught with dealer amounts of coke in a filthy, disgusting home full of kids, one of which tests positive for habitual cocaine use and gets bullshit probation, he hacks into his gay lover's accounts and reads his attorney client emails, and literally nothing happens, he gets an HRO against him, violates it within 24 hours flagrantly, and ???

Minnesota is a clown show with selectively enforced laws with no actual meaningful protection for the population. It is the definition of anarcho-tyranny. There are no laws or consequences for child abusing coke addicts, yet at the same time, Aaron sends a singular nude photo of his exhibitionist ex girlfriend and gets charged with a felony, which he pleads down and gets hit with unconstitutional bullshit restrictions where he cannot even mention the "victim." I'm not defending Aaron at all, he's a piece of shit and belongs against the wall with the rest of them, but you cannot look at the totality of the circumstances and tell me Minnesota factually has a legal system.
 
I can't speak for anyone but myself, however my primary issue is not the possibility of the judge doing nothing in this case, but just the overall course of events. It's like the straw that broke the camel's back, you know? Rackets gets caught with dealer amounts of coke in a filthy, disgusting home full of kids, one of which tests positive for habitual cocaine use and gets bullshit probation, he hacks into his gay lover's accounts and reads his attorney client emails, and literally nothing happens, he gets an HRO against him, violates it within 24 hours flagrantly, and ???

Minnesota is a clown show with selectively enforced laws with no actual meaningful protection for the population. It is the definition of anarcho-tyranny. There are no laws or consequences for child abusing coke addicts, yet at the same time, Aaron sends a singular nude photo of his exhibitionist ex girlfriend and gets charged with a felony, which he pleads down and gets hit with unconstitutional bullshit restrictions where he cannot even mention the "victim." I'm not defending Aaron at all, he's a piece of shit and belongs against the wall with the rest of them, but you cannot look at the totality of the circumstances and tell me Minnesota factually has a legal system.
Don't be so sure on the lack of consequences for the unauthorised access to emails.

If it was bounced to the Feds, which Aaron says it was, their timeline is gonna be slow as fuck. I doubt it will go to 2 years, but even if it was passed to the FBI instantly, which it probably wasn't, 7 months would be hopelessly optimistic.
 
I get a tad bit bored with the, “nothing will happen,” schtick. It’s a very safe bet. The type of boring shit that’s safe because it’s so often true. It’s a very safe play. I’m gonna take the long shot this time, as it has higher payoff.

Nick is getting arrested this week, & there will also be a surprise! underqover Valkyrie sighting, update, or unmasking. No more playing it safe with every single prediction. Worst thing that happens is that I’m wrong in this single solitary prediction. Bring back the Valkyrie, extra points if she surfaces while Nicks still in the clink, before he makes bail & can get processed out.
Reuniting Huntress Apirel and Matron Qayla in the way of Drow Women while Cuck Male Rackets has to be in jail would be Prime Balldoberranzan.
 
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