Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 73 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    673
No. We are all in complete agreement
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We know which demon too.
For us I would say a Dybbuk but yes. A hungry unclean spirit has taken over Rekieta who was a diseased minded horror from childhood but now the spirit feeds when Rekieta does his faggotry. His family is in danger from him and the spirit. He's Leland Palmer.
 
That headline is completely useless to explain the situation and I can't imagine the rest of the article is any better.

On the upside though, it sounds as though somebody at the Daily Mail is following the Rekieta story.

How long can it be before the whole Balldo saga is brought to the world in general?
 
Aaron is a retard x100 if he hasn’t reported Nicks multiple violations yet. He needs to do so yesterday. Reporting before a hearing would be a smart move but no one’s ever accused the Toe of being so smart, (unlike Cuckieta :smug:)
Aaron is a retard x100. He's in a super-battle of intellect with a group of pedos led by Melton.

Aaron needs to bundle it all up with ties back to Nick's arrest and Nick's attempts at witness tampering. He needs to flip the narrative from "former lover sharing intimate photos" to "accused felon seeking to silence witness." I think Aaron thought this was all a game where everyone could grift off the drama. "We're all making money so why do they keep calling the cops and getting me arrested?"
 
It's in the link @3MMA posted.

For starters...

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Must arrest. Not may. No warrant necessary.

The violation itself, in Nick's case, would be punishable by up to 90 days in jail, a $1,000 fine, or both. I don't think the gross misdemeanor or felony versions of this section apply, because Nick doesn't have a previous domestic violence conviction.

The probation violation issue would be in addition to that. It would possibly be more serious, too.

This is all hypothetical, of course. Minnesota is gay, etc.
One thing that caught my eye is that in Minn. stat. § 609.748 subdivision 6 (c) indicates that the gross misdemeanor charge applies if you have a qualified DV incident on record in the past 10 years, even an adjudicated one. Does an adjudicated gross misdemeanor child neglect charge count, like the one Nick is currently operating under? That’s my question for the lawyers & JD holders ITT.
 
One simple word, hubris. He risked addiction with drugs and alcohol, because he thinks he can play with fire and not be burned.

He thought he could open his marriage and indulge in his deviant sexual fantasies without it unraveling his marriage and family.

From everything I've seen he is a textbook cautionary tale about hubris and its consequences.

He always had weapons-grade hubris and rich kid entitlement and zero self-preservation to boot. The drugs and availability of sex just sent that hubris into overdrive. But make no mistake, Nick was always this guy. It was visible with the Jack Murphy saga. It was apparent when he was actively courting the "Internet Daddy" persona that he now claims happened by accident.
 
I have absolutely no idea why, and I'm almost certain I'll be burned here, but I just have this feeling Aaron is gonna handle this one single thing in the appropriate way and not completely fuck it up 🌈
To give some credit to Aaron, even though shutting up and pausing his show until sentencing would have avoided all the shit he went through, his lawyer was retarded, didn't help him, was under an unconstitutional gag order, and the fact he couldn't even contact Kayla is insane.

This should be the easiest thing in the world by comparison. Just report the fact that Nick clearly broke his RO to the right authorities.
 
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One thing that caught my eye is that in Minn. stat. § 609.748 subdivision 6 (c) indicates that the gross misdemeanor charge applies if you have a qualified DV incident on record in the past 10 years, even an adjudicated one. Does an adjudicated gross misdemeanor child neglect charge count, like the one Nick is currently operating under?
The child neglect charge was dropped. It does not affect Nick legally here. Only in the court of public opinion.

Also, I think you are misreading the section you cite. It says:

A person is guilty of a gross misdemeanor who violates the order within ten years of a previous qualified domestic violence-related offense conviction or adjudication of delinquency.

Nick has never been convicted of a domestic violence-related offense, or had adjudication of delinquency (that would affect this, anyways). An "adjudication of delinquency" is fancy language for what they do to minors who are tried as minors. A minor isn't "convicted." They are "adjudicated delinquent." Absolutely would not apply to a 40-something year old man like Nick.

If it gets popped for this, it'll be the misdemeanor version, and not the gross misdemeanor, or felony.
 
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Aaron is a retard x100. He's in a super-battle of intellect with a group of pedos led by Melton.

Aaron needs to bundle it all up with ties back to Nick's arrest and Nick's attempts at witness tampering. He needs to flip the narrative from "former lover sharing intimate photos" to "accused felon seeking to silence witness." I think Aaron thought this was all a game where everyone could grift off the drama. "We're all making money so why do they keep calling the cops and getting me arrested?"
This is spot on imo hope that his lawyer actually does something or he gets a new one with a degree of competence
 
Aaron is a retard x100. He's in a super-battle of intellect with a group of pedos led by Melton.

Aaron needs to bundle it all up with ties back to Nick's arrest and Nick's attempts at witness tampering. He needs to flip the narrative from "former lover sharing intimate photos" to "accused felon seeking to silence witness." I think Aaron thought this was all a game where everyone could grift off the drama. "We're all making money so why do they keep calling the cops and getting me arrested?"
I am actually impressed with his ability to not respond to anything Nick has said since he got served. Maybe he will play it cool on Monday b/c he didn’t do so bad Thursday and Friday. I’m not even foreshadowed his intentions, did he?
 
I am actually impressed with his ability to not respond to anything Nick has said since he got served. Maybe he will play it cool on Monday b/c he didn’t do so bad Thursday and Friday. I’m not even foreshadowed his intentions, did he?
The chance of Aaron finally playing it smart — keeping quiet about everything and confiding only in people he can actually trust and who’ll keep it to themselves (i.e., not Keanu) — is almost zero. Still, I always leave a little room to be surprised.
 
I think Aaron thought this was all a game where everyone could grift off the drama. "We're all making money so why do they keep calling the cops and getting me arrested?"
I could actually see this. Aaron grew up playing contact sports and did normal guy things growing up. Him having the mindset of "you get your licks in, I get mine, but we don't go too far as trying to kill each other, and we all make money", makes sense.

Problem being, Nick and the rest of the Pedoverse gremlins didn't grow up that way. They don't have those formative normal male bonding experiences/relationships, they don't understand sportsmanship, they never played anything competitively. They are emotionally stunted children in adult bodies who never experienced real hardship or any sort of real push back. So their default response is to lash out as hard as possible consequences be damned because it's just too overwhelming to be an adult.
 
Also, I think you are misreading the section you cite. It says:

A person is guilty of a gross misdemeanor who violates the order within ten years of a previous qualified domestic violence-related offense conviction or adjudication of delinquency.
Thank you for clarifying that term, I think I misread part of that, too. I read that part, “…adjudication of delinquency” as “adjudication or delinquency.” I am not the most schooled in legal terminology, but hardly a Rekieta. Took some pre-law courses ages ago, & was def not familiar enough with adjudication of delinquency for it to register as a term unto itself. I associated it as an adjudication, which is what was done with Nicks two “dropped” charges, to the best of my knowledge, ie, if he doesn’t abide by all terms they may be on the table again, is that true? So, hypothetically wondering still if eventually it could all stack up & fuck him up in another way, not necessarily having to do w/ this particular situation. Is child neglect even considered DV? If not, it aught to be, think I’ll look that up sometime just to find out.
ETA: some xtra shit
 
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I am actually impressed with his ability to not respond to anything Nick has said since he got served. Maybe he will play it cool on Monday b/c he didn’t do so bad Thursday and Friday. I’m not even foreshadowed his intentions, did he?
Hopefully his retarded brain finally acknowledged that this is serious so he will only talk about the situation in court filings. Those idiots need to stop giving Nick easy wins.
 
The chance of Aaron finally playing it smart — keeping quiet about everything and confiding only in people he can actually trust and who’ll keep it to themselves (i.e., not Keanu) — is almost zero. Still, I always leave a little room to be surprised.
I suspect it's likely Rekieta's Member's Only rant was only designed to get Aaron to respond so he could get him on some technicality and get him thrown back in jail. With Aaron's history, the courts are less likely to be kind.

It's questionable (it seems?) whether Rekieta will actually see real trouble for simply chatting shit about Aaron on X, but it's a risk to take to try to get Aaron to stumble. Finding out whether that has any impact will be interesting.

I'm much more invested in seeing whether Aaron does in fact stumble than I ever could be for Gabe Hoffman or even Aaron's hearing. It must require insane restraint for someone like Aaron to keep his mouth shut. For most people, reality would've set in at some point that maybe streaming isn't the way to go if it keeps bringing you this much strife.
 
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Not sure why you didn't include link to Daily Mail article, but thanks for sharing. I searched for it in thread, but didn't find it, sorry if it has already been posted. This is kind of a big deal, no?



Even by the Daily Mail's standards, this is a shit article. Who the fuck got to them? The Rekietas aren't even named. They must have been talking to a Diddleverse retard? Hey, Mail, you want the real fucking story? Have we got a story for you!

The Diddlers were alerted quick to this it seems, and are in the comments. (ETA: KingBlahBlah is particularly retarded and takes a shot at the Farms, guarantee it's a Diddler, his post history paints... a picture. Dabblers... this is you.)


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I agree with those who say that Nick's greatest crime was making us all aware of the Diddleverse. Oh, and fuck Aaron, too. I'm tired of people going off on the consitution, "MN is a failed state", the judge, etc. Regardless of how one feels about the laws, the 1st Amendment, Prince, the Vikings, or whatever, the guidelines were clear: shut your fucking piehole about this. He didn't. It's that simple. He had ONE JOB... he couldn't do it and thought the viewer boost would be worth any further legal fees. Oops. Not being "as bad as Nick Rekieta" means you have set the bar low in life and are a loser.
I don't think he's seeing April either.

I am also on Team No April. I think we all started treating the posts by MNPublicRecords like a prophet bringing down the words of the most high, but it is just someone local who knows how to find things at the courthouse. Even they clearly marked the Red Douchemobile rumors as that... rumors. They did seem more certain that she was still living in Willmar.

"Rumors abound about a certain douchey midlife-crisis-mobile coming in and out of the neighborhood every now and again, but that last part has yet to be fully documented."

And it never was documented. Plus, he could have just been bringing her stuff that was buried in the hoard... or coke? But he does not appear to be a man getting the pussy... or cock that he craves. April was the hottest women he ever had or ever will have and he knows that deep down inside. He's stuck with a feral ghoul who doesn't cook, clean, work, or do much of anything but eat charcutterie and watch NextGen.
 
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No, he's actually directly contacted him at this point. It's a clear violation. Don't @ me bro.

What an idiot.

This dumb motherfucker didn't just cross the line, he moonwalked back and forth across it while flipping off the judge with both hands.
Hmmm acting out before a holiday weekend??? Well Fellow farmers perhaps 4 of july will be more celebrate (edited out calibration) then just independence day? Or Ballchin Nick is hoping to cover and take the fall for a new mistress in town? Or mister to replace the Arron void in his wittle heart.. I totally would judge.
 
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The chance of Aaron finally playing it smart — keeping quiet about everything and confiding only in people he can actually trust and who’ll keep it to themselves (i.e., not Keanu) — is almost zero. Still, I always leave a little room to be surprised.
All he's gotta do is call the damn Sheriff's Office (likely his, and not Nick's) and point out that the gas huffing homosexual insists on tagging him on Twitter despite being served with an HRO on Wednesday.

Like honestly, if he just did this just for a piece of fucking paper meant to tweak Nick's nose a bit, that's gonna be really lame.

Meanwhile, at this point, publicly, he should shut the fuck up in general. About everything having to do with Nick or Kayla. Bitch about Stuttering John or something. I dunno. It sucks Nick is his best topic, but seek something else. Diversify.

Like I get the KF-centric argument this kills some of the milk, but the thing is do any of you really want to see skelly receive any unnecessary Ws? Aaron should just let Nick cook.
 
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Meanwhile, at this point, publicly, he should shut the fuck up in general. About everything having to do with Nick or Kayla. Bitch about Stuttering John or something. I dunno. It sucks Nick is his best topic, but seek something else. Diversify.
I never listen to him outside of clipped Nick rants, I guess I just assumed most of his show was talking about Stuttering John? I mean, what does Melton talk about besides Aaron or fucking kids? Did they all start with Stuttering John but move on to other topics? I don't know if anybody here can answer these questions unless they run a clip channel because hopefully none of us unironically listen to this crap? On an Internet full of clout goblins and goblinas, the Diddleverse just seems like some kind of horrible empty void, the kind that nihilist poets would write about on a off night.
 
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