Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[PurpleEater]

Imagine the smell...

For some reason I assume these two either do not wear adequate deodorant (such as ineffective "natural" deodorant and/or do not reapply it nearly often enough) or...wear it at all.

 

[stupid frog]

gf in the same snake lingerie.
I wonder how little they do laundry.

 

[OttoWest]

Are they they only two people there?

 

[PurpleEater]

Are they they only two people there?

honestly, based on the limited views I saw, it looked PRETTY empty, though for $30 a pop and a 7 pm start time, that's not shocking...especially during Pride weekend when there's so much free and way more fun programming going on (or ya know, people are out eating dinner).

these two are getting more delusional by the day, I swear.

 

[Scoia'tael]

That is absolutely not Brooklyn's first Renaissance drag rave. Don't delude yourself.

 

[PurpleEater]

whew...okay, and here's some new non-edited flash photos of Jude and Michaela in underwear kissing and touching on each other.

Spoiler: Islamic content ahead...orthopedic shoes, gunts and all + bonus footage of Michaela DJing

 

[That_Ain't_Mayo]

Three things:
1. Of course Judy doesn't shave under her arms
2. Are they wearing bobbie socks and black sneakers with their lingerie?
3. The meat hanging over Judy's elbow . She's well on her way to Tess Holliday arms.

Editing to add:
4. I have never seen less sexual tension between two people. Complete absence of any spark whatsoever.

 

[stupid frog]

can this bitch do anything right

 

[HamFan]

Lol. How did she get undressed without taking off her shoes? Jk, I know she must've been wearing some fat tard velvet skirt or whatever that she just pulled off over her head. But still, wow. Sexy! Do you keep your sneakers on when you do it? (Jk, I know they don't have sex.)

 

[Otterly]

You’d keep your shoes on too if it was a New York sex party venue. Sticky floors …
Grimly unerotic as usual.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

OH MY GOD THE FUCKING SNEAKERS AND SOCKS WITH THE LINGERIE HAS SEND MY SIDES TO JUPITER

 

[OttoWest]

These women are nearly 30 yet they are play-acting being adult like a couple of 11 year olds.

The whole “I can dress any way I want! I can eat anything I want! I can say all the bad words!” But no responsibilities, no goals, no life beyond throwing themselves a hipster party in a rented basement while it’s still daylight out.

Even the dregs of the genderqueer crowd have deemed Judy terminally uncool. They can’t even be bothered to show up for her event. There’s nobody there! No past clients, no friends, nothing- just two ugly fat chicks leaving snail trails on that couch.

The mailman oxfords with the tennis socks is just

 

[PurpleEater]

OH MY GOD THE FUCKING SNEAKERS AND SOCKS WITH THE LINGERIE HAS SEND MY SIDES TO JUPITER

Right like OF ALL THE SHOES THEY CHOSE THE FUNNIEST POSSIBLE.

Even a white sneaker would be better.

Michalea is working on a new party/grift no one will go to:

I admit I find her DJ/party producing arc WAY funnier and more entertaining than the photo LARP.

lol:

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

A party in the fucking daylight.
Lol.

 

[Scoia'tael]

Love Michaela's DJ arc. Nothing says talentless wastrel with rich parents than attempting a DJ/party-girl career in fucking Bushwick of all places. It's practically a meme at this point.

 

[PurpleEater]

A party in the fucking daylight.
Lol.

The venues definitely gave them the booger slot aka Happy Hour since they could pay them cheap (or maybe even with free drinks lol) and there'd be no loss if there was no crowd since they didn't plan on it being packed then anyway.

Love Michaela's DJ arc. Nothing says talentless wastrel with rich parents than attempting a DJ/party-girl career in fucking Bushwick of all places. It's practically a meme at this point.

I'm enjoying it too, especially since she seems so blissfully unaware of how stupid she looks during her sets.

 

[thejackal2]

NYC has so many entertainment options quite frequently you can drink for free if you hit up a gallery or similar and just pretend to be interested in the event, certainly in your 20s. Jude thinking people will pay to come to her trash tier events is something that's for sure.

 

[PurpleEater]

Apologies in advance....

Spoiler: my OnlyFans arc prediction wasn't totally off, I see

 

[PurpleEater]

Does she own another skirt besides this one?

Spoiler: again, apologies...

 

[HamFan]

"How are you so confident?" is such a classic backhanded compliment. A lot of the FA people get mad at that question. Not our Jude (who is probably never actually asked that), for her it's a teaching opportunity. Her barely coherent rambling and constant tugging on her shirt is very convincing.

That lingerie- barf! Look (or don't!) at her fat hairy gunt spilling out the sides. How does she get banned all the time? Surely pubes don't violate any TOS!

But my favorite part is how ill-fitting the top is because it's meant for much perkier, less bread-shaped tits.