Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 73 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    673
Sorry, I'm going all in on nothing will happen.
I get a tad bit bored with the, “nothing will happen,” schtick. It’s a very safe bet. The type of boring shit that’s safe because it’s so often true. It’s a very safe play. I’m gonna take the long shot this time, as it has higher payoff.

Nick is getting arrested this week, & there will also be a surprise! underqover Valkyrie sighting, update, or unmasking. No more playing it safe with every single prediction. Worst thing that happens is that I’m wrong in this single solitary prediction. Bring back the Valkyrie, extra points if she surfaces while Nicks still in the clink, before he makes bail & can get processed out.
Getting exciting here. Does this thread have an equivalent to the burger suit?

Say what you will about the Thunderdome. They have some interesting stuff sometimes.
 
Aaron on STMS is making harmless metaphors that are fairly funny. He's being very careful.
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Don't be so sure on the lack of consequences for the unauthorised access to emails.

If it was bounced to the Feds, which Aaron says it was, their timeline is gonna be slow as fuck. I doubt it will go to 2 years, but even if it was passed to the FBI instantly, which it probably wasn't, 7 months would be hopelessly optimistic.
If anyone is familiar with the Torswats case, the feds were handed all the evidence they needed and it still took months and months of highly connected people chasing them down to fucking do something before they fucking did something. And that was a guy actively swatting dozens of schools, Congress members, and fat pig pepperoni makers. The eventual outcome will be much funnier because Nick and Melton truly believe they got away with it, though.
 
Nick hasn’t been anywhere near Aaron or anyone who associates with him since their breakup.
Nick, Kayla and the Pedophile Gang went to the bar that sponsors STMS and got kicked out by it's owner after court last week. What the fuck are you talking about?

Not to mention Melton went out of his way to harass Aaron by going to his old boxing gym, setting up cameras to get photos of him outside the court house and a plethora of other gayops. Which can very easily be framed as all being done at the behest of Nick, because Nick explicitly invited him to come do so and offered him a place to stay.
 
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This. It's not hard to defeat these retards yet Aaron has been so incompetent with his handling of Melton. I made a post saying that he should have curb stomped him last week, and though it was mostly a joke it would still be a better move than what he's been doing. At least fighting Dabbleverse pedos would make an interesting show. I'd tune in to Imholte fightin' 'round the world.


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Sorry, I'm going all in on nothing will happen.
As long as Nick does not call, email or text Aaron I'm 99% sure the courts will not give a shit.
He already tweeted @ Aaron

I think it all depends on the Sherrif's mood and if thr judge can understand how tagging on Twitter works.

I think the latter could be helped by the legal cites to MN law I found, but if Aaron is (as rumoured) pro se ir has incompetent legal representation, it could lead to unforced error.

And that's the point. If the Dabbleverse is going to lobby fucking JUDGE HEIDI SHULTZ with 4-5 POLICE reports and dozens of other emails, and we cannot present the opposing side... bc we're Farmers...

...It's AARON IMHOLTE'S ONE FUCKING JOB.

Why is this so hard? We've provided him with all the evidence for MONTHS.

Because he is a midwit thinking he is playing 4D chess and winning. I don't like Aaron, but I support him handing Nick L's that are entertaining.

EDIT: Spelling correction to call Aaron dumb and not a doula
 
Reuniting Huntress Apirel and Matron Qayla in the way of Drow Women while Cuck Male Rackets has to be in jail would be Prime Balldoberranzan.
For the love of Christ don’t start that shit again.
...It's AARON IMHOLTE'S ONE FUCKING JOB.

Why is this so hard? We've provided him with all the evidence for MONTHS.

To date, I think a lot of the problem is that Aaron wants to do his radio persona, and then forget about it and do normal stuff, and not be on a computer obsessing about his enemies the other 18 hours of the day. It’s part of his schtick that everything just rolls off him like water off a duck’s back. Which is a laudable aim but we’re way past where that is an option any more.
 
I love Nick and Melton's indignation that they never attempted to physically harass Aaron.

Nevermind they both purposely went to locations he frequently specifically due to attending his hearing together and then meeting up at Melton's hotel room to specifically talk about their escapades interacting with Aaron's known contacts, in one case annoying a bar owner into kicking them off the property.

They treat the idea that was inappropriate with such contempt. Did Aaron take a victory lap around the Gay 90s bar when Nick was sentenced? Did Kiwifarmers go to Nick's favourite sex shop after the Omnibus hearing? No. No one did, because that's stalking him.

Everything is justified to Nick. Hopefully in county jail he'll think about his actions a little.
 
I love Nick and Melton's indignation that they never attempted to physically harass Aaron.

Nevermind they both purposely went to locations he frequently specifically due to attending his hearing together and then meeting up at Melton's hotel room to specifically talk about their escapades interacting with Aaron's known contacts, in one case annoying a bar owner into kicking them off the property.

They treat the idea that was inappropriate with such contempt. Did Aaron take a victory lap around the Gay 90s bar when Nick was sentenced? Did Kiwifarmers go to Nick's favourite sex shop after the Omnibus hearing? No. No one did, because that's stalking him.

Everything is justified to Nick. Hopefully in county jail he'll think about his actions a little.
Not to mention he considers Momma Kay a "psychotic stalker" for attending his hearings. She's gone nowhere else in relation to him, just the hearings.
Edit: well also the court room to see the bodycam, but again, that's in relation to the hearings.
 
Minnesota is a clown show with selectively enforced laws with no actual meaningful protection for the population. It is the definition of anarcho-tyranny.
We already saw Minnesota's cities are shit holes based on how Saint Floyd already ingested a fetal dose of fentanyl and they threw the cop into prison for decades even though he was following the department guidelines on how to restrain people with fentanyl psychosis because the cellphone video of him doing so looked bad.
We've now seen that the rural counties are a bunch of hayseed poors impressed by a nigger rich trust fund kid into letting him get away with being a cocaine distributor as well as allegedly a child cocaine doser.
Minnesota is cooked every way.
 
I love Nick and Melton's indignation that they never attempted to physically harass Aaron.

Nevermind they both purposely went to locations he frequently specifically due to attending his hearing together and then meeting up at Melton's hotel room to specifically talk about their escapades interacting with Aaron's known contacts, in one case annoying a bar owner into kicking them off the property.

They treat the idea that was inappropriate with such contempt. Did Aaron take a victory lap around the Gay 90s bar when Nick was sentenced? Did Kiwifarmers go to Nick's favourite sex shop after the Omnibus hearing? No. No one did, because that's stalking him.

Everything is justified to Nick. Hopefully in county jail he'll think about his actions a little.
Nick interacts with the entire world as if he's a child annoying his sister with a game of "I'm not touching you!"

"You never know what the police bring into your house" is the perfect example. The clear implication to almost anyone that hears that is that the cops planted cocaine in Nick's house. He knows his fans will take it that way, but technically he never said the words "cops planted cocaine in my house", so when confronted he can say "I never said that".

It's disgusting because people like Nick help create a low trust society. They're self servers that will abuse the little gaps that people leave when they let their guard down for their own short term gain.
 
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Nick interacts with the entire world as if he's a child annoying his sister with a game of "I'm not touching you!"

"You never know what the police bring into your house" is the perfect example. The clear implication to almost anyone that hears that is that the cops planted cocaine in Nick's house. He knows his fans will take it that way, but technically he never said the words "cops planted cocaine in my house", so when confronted he can say "I never said that".

It's disgusting because people like Nick help create a low trust society. They're self servers that will abuse the little gaps that people leave when they let their guard down and assume the best in people.

This is exactly right.

I would go further to say that it is just a combination of stupid immaturity and limited mental capacity that is at the root of most odlf society's ills. We create people with infantile responses then expect them to interact in mature ways. We also have been allowing genuine low-IQ people to be independent and affording them equal power to the normal person.

These kinds of people need guardians.

It also explains the phenomenon of lolcows--society enables these people and gives them access to tools they do not understand whereby they destroy their lives.
 
The only major question, then, is whether Aaron's lawyer can competently argue that in court. After his last appearance, I have my doubts.
It will never fail to amuse and frustrate me that nearly every lawyer in this saga sans Hardin is at best woefully incompetent, and at worst a drooling mongoloid
 
Don't be so sure on the lack of consequences for the unauthorised access to emails.

If it was bounced to the Feds, which Aaron says it was, their timeline is gonna be slow as fuck. I doubt it will go to 2 years, but even if it was passed to the FBI instantly, which it probably wasn't, 7 months would be hopelessly optimistic.
I'll believe it when I see it. The fact that the state didn't do anything still proves my point. I can understand the jurisdiction issues in regards to a lot of computer crimes, because parties may be across state lines, of the access or data may be in a third jurisdiction, but this is inexcusable. Both the perpetrator and the victim are in the same state, there is no excuse beyond corruption or negligence to answer the question "why doesn't the state of Minnesota do their fucking job?" Federal involvement doesn't preclude state involvement, it is very common to have people charged both under the state and federal statutes.

It makes me actually, genuinely MATI, because there are fucking children involved. I am beginning to believe that his faggot fucking enabling nigger family are genuinely leveraging their charity and community ties, potentially campaign funding, to strongarm the government into literally ignoring blatant fucking crimes or downplay the ones they don't ignore.
 
It will never fail to amuse and frustrate me that nearly every lawyer in this saga sans Hardin is at best woefully incompetent, and at worst a drooling mongoloid
I've got to give it to Barneswalker, he threw the entire box of spaghetti at the wall in attempt to make something stick.

Kudos for a vigorous defence of his client, even if that defence is equal to stopping water from dripping out of a mesh screen.
 
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Aaron on STMS is making harmless metaphors that are fairly funny. He's being very careful.
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We're gonna enter the restraining order era where Rekeita and his ex bf/bull are gonna be using all sorts of whacky names for each other and passively aggressively allude to things. It'll be like Ralph talking about "new york" and "someone he used to know" all over again
 
I think most of us have similar stories. I wasn't bullied much but I had a friend that was and at some point I told him to get lost and go bag groceries in Coles. Fast forward half a decade I had a boring full time lab job and he was bagging groceries at Woolies. The friend he picked on got into trade and bulked up.
The best so called "revenge" that's not childish is to just do better and improve yourself. Not fantasising about turning time back so those meanies can be raped and murdered violently.
For Nick, being successful was inherited whole cloth. For most you have to suffer and see others suffer enough to break your pride.

I remember I had a guy in school that was a bit of a dickhead. Years later and Ive got his brother mangled by a freight truck at my feet and theres nothing I can do. You need that sort of pain to appreciate everything, else you turn out like Nick.
 
This is exactly right.

I would go further to say that it is just a combination of stupid immaturity and limited mental capacity that is at the root of most odlf society's ills. We create people with infantile responses then expect them to interact in mature ways. We also have been allowing genuine low-IQ people to be independent and affording them equal power to the normal person.

These kinds of people need guardians.

It also explains the phenomenon of lolcows--society enables these people and gives them access to tools they do not understand whereby they destroy their lives.
I'd argue that Nick isn't super low intelligence, but his high id, low empathy is similar to those guys that will walk up to one of those "take what you need" food booths and just clear it out for no reason.
 
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