Official Kiwifarms Woman-Hate Thread - DO NOT post about OTHER USERS or OTHER THREADS from THIS WEBSITE.

[Clitonium]

They also prevent you from siring offspring and creating a family.

By stabbing you in the dick

 

[God of Nothing]

The world makes a lot more sense when you realize nobody genuinely believes women have agency or are men's equals.

this much is obvious when you criticize anything a woman does and it's always a fucking man's fault somehow

im sorry, i thought i was speaking to a person
i forgot you were just a bumbling collection of holes pretending to be

 

[There Is Light At The End]

What's with western women on the Internet and fag/dyke shit? It's like their holy cow. I was chatting with one but when she asked a question what are my thoughts about homosexuals, she flipped out when I told her that I'm not a big fan of them. What's followed was your typical song and dance about "love is love. Accept it, you bigot" ended up with "I don't need this type of energy in my life"

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

What's with western women on the Internet and fag/dyke shit?

Faggot loving is also a useful way to status signal that you can afford to go to college. "I'm not like those backwards outdated peasants. My morals are progressive™."

>racist

Okay, fair point, some people are legitimately bothered by the n-word. Not everyone wants to be an edgyboi or gorl on the farms, but seriously? Android phones? Having used both, I would say the two things that the iPhone does better is the screen and the default clock app.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Faggot loving is also a useful way to status signal that you can afford to go to college. "I'm not like those backwards outdated peasants. My morals are progressive™."

My case was about dykes. She was in their wedding.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

My case was about dykes. She was in their wedding.

Same sex, different dick.

I have a seen a number of those with some people I know IRL attending fake weddings. They somehow got a priest to marry them.

 

[Big Shot]

So here's the problem:

SHE WAS ON A FUCKING CLIFFSIDE

My condolences, I've been through a similar experience of having to foidwrangle my divorced mother when we were frantically packing up essential and valuable items to leave the city ASAP to survive an upcoming flood.

On the top of my mind when we were done packing she just crossed her arms and said "well I'm not coming. I'm just gonna go to the attic". We were trying to flee for our lives and she was choosing to have a retarded woman moment at the very end. Even in a moment of absolute emergency wimmin will behave retardedly and expect you to be their emotional tampon.

I hope you never have to go through a moment of utmost emergency in your life, but just wanting to let you know that women in fact do behave equally retarded in a moment of life and death as they do during peacetime.

 

[The Ugly One]

Okay, fair point, some people are legitimately bothered by the n-word. Not everyone wants to be an edgyboi or gorl on the farms, but seriously? Android phones? Having used both, I would say the two things that the iPhone does better is the screen and the default clock app.

Having an Android phone signals that you don't really care about what 25-year-old women think is cool.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Having an Android phone signals that you don't really care about what 25-year-old women think is cool.

Not only that, but you are much more tech savvy than just pressing buttons and it's working

 

[The Ugly One]

It also signals that you won't pay an extra $50 or $100 or whatever to be cool, which to a woman says you're cheap and won't be cool with her buying herself a $500 handbag with your money as "retail therapy."

 

[Jace on ice]

It also signals that you won't pay an extra $50 or $100 or whatever to be cool, which to a woman says you're cheap and won't be cool with her buying herself a $500 handbag with your money as "retail therapy."

There's a reason hoarders are like 99% women. I'm a minimalist and whenever I bring a girl over the first thing she says is "where's all your stuff?"

What would I need 10,000 funko pops or t shirts for?

 

[Kalsarikännit]

I rated dumb because you didn’t need to make your text so big, but holy moly are those screenshots retarded too.

I find it funny to pathologize hormones.
>men want to fuck women!! They have the urge to do so!!
yeah it’s called hormones, retard, and you have them too

>the majority of our ancestors were female
No, that’s not how sex works lmao. Half of your ancestors were male, and half were female. This literally cannot be different.

>but muh 80%
Pulled straight out of her ass, and besides that, there’s plenty of women who never reproduce, including and especially any prominent “feminist” figures. If men are failures for reproducing, then what does that make women who can’t reproduce? Uberfailures?

Also I have no clue at all what a “raccoon bf” is, but I’m reminded of the guy who I think got posted here a bit back who just sleeps in a pile of his own clothes and blankets. Do we need to ditch the mattress for the bitches now?

 

[The Ugly One]

>the majority of our ancestors were female
No, that’s not how sex works lmao. Half of your ancestors were male, and half were female. This literally cannot be different.

The majority of the human family tree is female, because women are far more likely to reproduce than men, i.e. there are more men shut out of the gene pool than women.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

The majority of the human family tree is female, because women are far more likely to reproduce than men, i.e. there are more men shut out of the gene pool than women.

Maybe on a macro scale ie one man gets two women pregnant, but not in the sense of who your actual ancestors are.

 

[Jace on ice]

I rated dumb because you didn’t need to make your text so big, but holy moly are those screenshots retarded too.

I find it funny to pathologize hormones.
>men want to fuck women!! They have the urge to do so!!
yeah it’s called hormones, retard, and you have them too

>the majority of our ancestors were female
No, that’s not how sex works lmao. Half of your ancestors were male, and half were female. This literally cannot be different.

>but muh 80%
Pulled straight out of her ass, and besides that, there’s plenty of women who never reproduce, including and especially any prominent “feminist” figures. If men are failures for reproducing, then what does that make women who can’t reproduce? Uberfailures?

Also I have no clue at all what a “raccoon bf” is, but I’m reminded of the guy who I think got posted here a bit back who just sleeps in a pile of his own clothes and blankets. Do we need to ditch the mattress for the bitches now?

Technically speaking all humans on earth share certain DNA strands that are completely identical meaning that there is indeed a michocondrial Eve that is a single female ancestor that all modern day humans are descended from.

That's just a genetic quirk though, it doesn't mean women are goddesses or more powerful than men or whatever the fuck she's implying.

 

[The Ugly One]

Maybe on a macro scale ie one man gets two women pregnant, but not in the sense of who your actual ancestors are.

I don't know, your family tree always has a lot of cousins in it. You have two grandfathers, four great-grandfathers, etc, but you probably don't have 2048 great x 10-grandfathers. By the time you get to the Middle Ages, villages just aren't large or mobile enough for that.

But wouldn't that make women more sex-obsessed than men?

 

[Kalsarikännit]

I think you guys are a bit caught on the ancestor thing, which was not the main point of my post.

I don't know, your family tree always has a lot of cousins in it.

Which aren’t direct ancestors, so yes but it’s irrelevant in the sense of how I was looking at it.

And actually, hypothetically, if the same woman gets pregnant by multiple men over the course of her life, that somewhat evens out this perceived difference.

 

[The Ugly One]

Which aren’t direct ancestors, so yes but it’s irrelevant in the sense of how I was looking at it.

No, I mean that your direct ancestors share direct ancestors. Somewhere back in you family tree, Chad Buffington in some tiny medieval village knocked up three girls. Maybe girl A's great-grandson married girl B's great-granddaughter, and the resulting great-great grandson married girl C's great-great granddaughter. So when you follow your genetic line back, you get 1 man and three women at part of it where, if there never were overlap, you'd expect to find three men and three women.

It is not really a big deal, just being autistic about a detail.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

It is not really a big deal, just being autistic about a detail

I believe it’s called “missing the forest for the trees”

 

[The Ugly One]

I believe it’s called “missing the forest for the trees”

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