DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He painstakingly planned out this reward goal, but didn't realise they won't deliver it to him, and driving 6 miles to get it would take an hour. Makes sense if you're not dented

 

[shekelshoah666]

Pretty sure most streamers would happily send their wife to pick up food after they got $1500 donated to them lol this crash out is based.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Phil can't pick up fast food, because it's over 6 miles away, which is at least an hour's drive.

Ok, I'm convinced. DSP never leaves the house anymore. Everything gets delivered: groceries, pet supplies, fast food, prescriptions. He hasn't seen the sun in weeks. No human interactions, unless he needs to ask his fat wife something, and she will mumble something in response.

 

[Benchod]

6 miles is 5-10 minutes away. Is the traffic that bad over there or is he just lying as usual? I'm betting on the latter.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

How the fuck is he having the biggest crash out of June over a pickle burger?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

How the fuck is he having the biggest crash out of June over a pickle burger?

it's a fake crash over; he's using it to cover the fact that he's ripping people off.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

it's a fake crash over; he's using it to cover the face that he's ripping people off.

Partly, but I think he’s also assmad over this:

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

How the fuck is 6 miles 30 minutes? What the fuck is his math hes actually a fucking retard holy shit.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Partly, but I think he’s also assmad over this:
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he is going on a banning spree right now, so it makes sense

How the fuck is 6 miles 30 minutes? What the fuck is his math hes actually a fucking retard holy shit.

last year, i've watched this man get the math wrong with 10% of 100. he thought it was 25. he is below average at best

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Btw, if anyone isn't listen to WPIG, apparently Phil reached out to Red Cow Entertainment to do a collab and they wanted nothing to do with him cause they know he's a lolcow and don't want to be sucked into the snortex.

Partly, but I think he’s also assmad over this:
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Reminder: JogginMews has given Phil over $100 in the last month. He does this shit cause YOU enable it.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Phil confirming he has 3 delivery apps on his phone is super funny. I've never seen anyone so obsessed with fast food.

 

[Sampi]

And wtf is wrong with 'trolls' donating to him. God this is so stupid .

 

[Cucktry Roads]

And wtf is wrong with 'trolls' donating to him. God this is so stupid .

Cause they think they're going to hurt a narc who only care's about money's ego by giving him money.

 

[neger psykolog]

So I'm guessing the sanic food budget went towards WWE Champions or he has actual bills to pay?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

And wtf is wrong with 'trolls' donating to him. God this is so stupid .

they want to "troll" and think throwing money at him is a type of trolling. these people aren't bright.

also, Death stranding 2 rage quit incoming

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I can't ask ny wife to stop and pick up food on her way home.
So either you're a piece of shit who expects her to just come cook. Or as I've been saying the bitch ain't there. Hand over the autism jigsaw. But I'm never not gonna be convinced until she shows up more. And consistantly.

What. The. Fuck. Was that "If I was gay I would have blown up when being gay was popular" talk. I'm underselling how strange that was

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I CALLED IT. DEATH STRANDING 2 IS GOING TO BE A WAGE QUIT
god, at this point, why even stream games at this point? just turn on the camera and sit and let the weens give him money

 

[Sammich]

Go get the pickle burger, and eat the pickle burger you cocksucking faggot! I'll eat a pickle burger from sonic for 10 bucks over the price of the pickle burger.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

The way he talks about Death Stranding 2 is wrong on so many levels...

That's a game where even the gameplay serves the narration and yet he hyperfocuses on the story and reduces the gameplay to just a walking sim.

He played through the whole first game and didn't understand anything about it.

It's just so funny how mask off he is about it. He didn't want to play it in the first place, he shouldn't have bothered with it.

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

He still 2 goals away why does he care so much? Proof he was goin to fake tips and eat the slop no matter what