Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[BinaricHate]

Science needs to study her to figure out where it all went wrong so future generations may prosper by culling these tards from the moment they turn.

nigger. people like Zolyanda are almost always a result of neglectful parenting combined with early internet access. I can speak from personal experiance when I say this so you KNOW i'm dropping straight trvthnvkes on here. Basically yeah she stated that her parents didn't like take care of her (i mean fair enough if little tiffany was 1% as annoying as modern iffany and I were the father then yeah call me a nigger the way I would bail on that family life n shieeet,). Granted my parents weren't negelectfull but instead just wouefully innocent and ignorant of the true horrors the internet has in store and let me kinda do whatever and if things turned out different I probablly culd have had a thread on here ors something. Granted I'm pretty smart so I 6million percent could make some cash off it as opposed to tiffany (medieval peasent name btw). Also im like a moid penis haver so I wouldn't have nything close resembling this because as we all know all zoeyniggers want to groom poor tiffany into getting a boyfriend gree gurl BPD pussy yrah. This is why I legitemetly hate people like tiffany (expect I find her weirdly endearing idk hwy= she kidna reminds me off my dumbbas sister) because it reminds me that I COUILD have become one of THEM if thINGS TURNED out different
If ii seem MATI or angry itts cuz im listening to russian w40k death meal rn so thats why also i DONT hate tiffany specifically I just HATE her ilk... kill main burn

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I was told you do this to make them less harsh

I always thought it was to make them last longer. I never really had a problem with them being “harsh” the few times I did it in college.

so if you pass out the gas escapes the balloon?

If you’re putting them in a balloon, hopefully you’re controlling yourself enough that isn’t an issue. I never did them out of a balloon and only did them directly so I’m not sure how many typically fits into a balloon. I do remember though that doing 3 in a row was my limit to where I’d almost feel like I was going to pass out. It’s also a very short high so that feeling only lasted like 30 seconds to a minute.

 

[Miragestallio]

No tattoos... yet.

I bet she'll get a cow ring first. I've seen in real time good looking women ruin their appearance with all sorts of body modification and they always pierce before inking.

 

[Staphylococcus aureus]

wrods

Nigga turn on your spellcheck, this is harder to read than anything Zoey has ever typed

 

[Racist Parrot]

nigger babble

Calm down sped.

 

[Tread Miller]

nigger. people like Zolyanda are almost always a result of neglectful parenting combined with early internet access. I can speak from personal experiance when I say this so you KNOW i'm dropping straight trvthnvkes on here. Basically yeah she stated that her parents didn't like take care of her (i mean fair enough if little tiffany was 1% as annoying as modern iffany and I were the father then yeah call me a nigger the way I would bail on that family life n shieeet,). Granted my parents weren't negelectfull but instead just wouefully innocent and ignorant of the true horrors the internet has in store and let me kinda do whatever and if things turned out different I probablly culd have had a thread on here ors something. Granted I'm pretty smart so I 6million percent could make some cash off it as opposed to tiffany (medieval peasent name btw). Also im like a moid penis haver so I wouldn't have nything close resembling this because as we all know all zoeyniggers want to groom poor tiffany into getting a boyfriend gree gurl BPD pussy yrah. This is why I legitemetly hate people like tiffany (expect I find her weirdly endearing idk hwy= she kidna reminds me off my dumbbas sister) because it reminds me that I COUILD have become one of THEM if thINGS TURNED out different
If ii seem MATI or angry itts cuz im listening to russian w40k death meal rn so thats why also i DONT hate tiffany specifically I just HATE her ilk... kill main burn

Translation for people who are used to proper English:

Nigger. People like Zoey are almost always a result of neglectful parenting combined with early Internet access. I can speak from personal experience when I say this, so you KNOW I'm dropping straight TRVTHNVKES on here. Basically, she stated that her parents didn't take care of her (I mean, fair enough; if little Tiffany was 1% as annoying as modern Tiffany and I were the father, then call me a nigger the way I would bail on the family life 'n shieet.) Granted, my parents weren't neglectful, but instead just woefully innocent and ignorant of the true horrors the Internet has in store. They let me kind of do whatever, and if things turned out different I probably could have had a thread on here or something.

Granted, I'm pretty smart so I 6,000,000% could make some cash off of it opposed to Tiffany (medieval peasant name BTW). Also, I'm like a moid penis-haver, so I wouldn't have anything close resembling this, because as we all know, all Zoeyniggers want to groom poor Tiffany into getting a boyfriend-free girl; BPD pussy, yeah. This is why I legitimately hate people like Tiffany (except I find he weirdly endearing, IDK why. She kind of reminds me of my dumbass sister) because it reminds me I COULD have become one of THEM if things TURNED out different.
If I seem MATI or angry, it's because I'm listening to Russian Warhammer 40K death metal right now, so that's why I also DON'T hate Tiffany specifically, I just HATE her ilk... kill maim burn

Spoiler: Off-topic

The 6,000,000% part reminded me of 0:30 of this Discord call I used in another thread (volume warning in the beginning):

 

[Imam Shamil]

If ii seem MATI or angry itts cuz im listening to russian w40k death meal rn

This is the funniest fucking post you've made dude. I dont think you were trying to be funny, but I laughed my ass off.

 

[Unknown God]

nigger. people like Zolyanda are almost always a result of neglectful parenting combined with early internet access. I can speak from personal experiance when I say this so you KNOW i'm dropping straight trvthnvkes on here. Basically yeah she stated that her parents didn't like take care of her (i mean fair enough if little tiffany was 1% as annoying as modern iffany and I were the father then yeah call me a nigger the way I would bail on that family life n shieeet,). Granted my parents weren't negelectfull but instead just wouefully innocent and ignorant of the true horrors the internet has in store and let me kinda do whatever and if things turned out different I probablly culd have had a thread on here ors something. Granted I'm pretty smart so I 6million percent could make some cash off it as opposed to tiffany (medieval peasent name btw). Also im like a moid penis haver so I wouldn't have nything close resembling this because as we all know all zoeyniggers want to groom poor tiffany into getting a boyfriend gree gurl BPD pussy yrah. This is why I legitemetly hate people like tiffany (expect I find her weirdly endearing idk hwy= she kidna reminds me off my dumbbas sister) because it reminds me that I COUILD have become one of THEM if thINGS TURNED out different
If ii seem MATI or angry itts cuz im listening to russian w40k death meal rn so thats why also i DONT hate tiffany specifically I just HATE her ilk... kill main burn

You're drunkposting aren't you?

 

[Hitchhiker]

You're drunkposting aren't you?

In da Zoey thread, straight up "posting it". and by "it", haha, well. Let's justr say. My incoherent ramblings.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

because it reminds me that I COUILD have become one of THEM if thINGS TURNED out different
If ii seem MATI or angry itts cuz im listening to russian w40k death meal rn so thats why also i DONT hate tiffany specifically I just HATE her ilk... kill

Chyat, is this drunk posting more or less embarrassing than when @MAAAD came in here pissdrunk and called Tiffany cute?

 

[Imam Shamil]

embarrassing

Embarrassing? NO! KEEP DRINKING ALCOHOL AND POSTING DERANGED SHIT! ITS HONORABLE AND YOUR ANCESTORS WILL BE PROUD OF YOU!

 

[Hitchhiker]

Chyat, is this drunk posting more or less embarrassing than when @MAAAD came in here pissdrunk and called Tiffany cute?

Calling Zoey cute is definitely a lot more embarrassing. Zoey is not cute, Zoey is a scary nigger.

 

[Burekbossman]

Chyat, is this drunk posting more or less embarrassing than when @MAAAD came in here pissdrunk and called Tiffany cute?

Not sure; post three or four times more so we can get an accurate sample

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Tiffany with all this being a schizophrenic, stalking and harassing and abusing people, I think it's important that you listen to this:

Go to sleep, little fool.

 

[AltisticRight]

nigger. people like Zolyanda are almost always a result of neglectful parenting combined with early internet access. I can speak from personal experiance when I say this so you KNOW i'm dropping straight trvthnvkes on here. Basically yeah she stated that her parents didn't like take care of her (i mean fair enough if little tiffany was 1% as annoying as modern iffany and I were the father then yeah call me a nigger the way I would bail on that family life n shieeet,). Granted my parents weren't negelectfull but instead just wouefully innocent and ignorant of the true horrors the internet has in store and let me kinda do whatever and if things turned out different I probablly culd have had a thread on here ors something. Granted I'm pretty smart so I 6million percent could make some cash off it as opposed to tiffany (medieval peasent name btw). Also im like a moid penis haver so I wouldn't have nything close resembling this because as we all know all zoeyniggers want to groom poor tiffany into getting a boyfriend gree gurl BPD pussy yrah. This is why I legitemetly hate people like tiffany (expect I find her weirdly endearing idk hwy= she kidna reminds me off my dumbbas sister) because it reminds me that I COUILD have become one of THEM if thINGS TURNED out different
If ii seem MATI or angry itts cuz im listening to russian w40k death meal rn so thats why also i DONT hate tiffany specifically I just HATE her ilk... kill main burn

Um
What???

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Um
What???

Don't drink and post.

 

[Burekbossman]

Don't drink and post.

Unless you like things happening, then do drink and post! Just make sure you're not on the bottom.

 

[Ventrue]

Getting drunk and typing away in the Zoey thread, I wouldn't expect anything less from a Zoeynigger.

 

[BinaricHate]

called Tiffany cute

Well I would prefer I don't throw up in my room, again.

 

[Hitchhiker]

Well I would prefer I don't throw up in my room, again.

That is a very Zoey thing to do. Did you happen to get scratched last night by a strange feral creature? You may have become a Were-Zoey.