Disney Adults / Disneymania

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Let's see what's up at the Disney parks these days.



 
I really don’t think the “plus sized park hopper” in the second video needs all that undoubtedly fattening park food, even if it’s being shared. That milkshake in the third one just looks like the kind of shit Mordecai and Rigby would risk their lives for.
most fast food is not very filling, this is doubly the case for any park or fair ground type food
if you have 3 meals a day of junk like that you'd likely still be hungry since the calories go by fast
anyone who goes to ANY theme park and thinks they can exist just off the snacks alone for more than a day is gonna realize very quickly those things are made to give you a quick sugar rush but very little long term energy

in a way i can't blame them, i imagine disney doesn't offer you much in terms of filling food, and you DO wanna get your time's worth by trying absolutely everything you can
 
in a way i can't blame them, i imagine disney doesn't offer you much in terms of filling food, and you DO wanna get your time's worth by trying absolutely everything you can
It's either empty garbage calories, or buffets or other super heavy foods that would be miserable to eat at noon and then go walk around for hours in the heat. There are a few healthier options thrown in, but those aren't the ones that look good on Instagram.
 
Disney Adult Cruise Dad stood his child on the barrier keeping you from falling off the ship for a photo op. Kid fell overboard and they had to stop the cruise and get people to rescuse the kid in open water.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/disney-cruise-child-overboard-1.7574063
Not gonna lie, when I first heard about this, my heart kinda stopped because I'm in the process of planning a family vacation soon (a cruise, no less). lol. New fear unlocked.

But seriously, how stupid can a person be to set their kid on the railing? That's insane. It's pretty miraculous that the kid is all right, so thank God for that.
 
Not gonna lie, when I first heard about this, my heart kinda stopped because I'm in the process of planning a family vacation soon (a cruise, no less). lol. New fear unlocked.
Cruise ships have safety plexiglass up that if I remember right has to be 42 inches high to keep kids safe. At least the ones I have been on have all been that way.
 
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