Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

I know, I know, beefy's not the best but he's the first to come up on my feed.
This new video is part of andy's latest crashout, and he's claiming a 12 year old boy seduced him, he'd demanding access to the child, and calls the cops on the nursing home when they deny him.
Calls the cops, tells them a slanted version of the conversation with the caregivers, makes it sound incredibly innocent and they tell him its none of their buisness.
Andy then takes that as a victory and permission to have access to kids.

I mean why post him at all if all the new videos are posted here
 
The new video by buzin faker YouTube channel is legit effed up. Andy is talking about how he was talking to twelve year olds about messed up shit “what is milk??” And I’m sure worse. Jesus. This is just way too many “kid” things showing up for him not to be a pdf. I hope to God that the kid was getting a jump start on trolling and will tell his buddies about the fat retard he messed with.

He also mentions his plan for the next sixty to ninety days: force Royal to evict him.
 
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Remember when I speculated what the next arc in the poop behemoth's story would be? Pedo or tranny arc? Well here we are. So begins the pedo arc and I don't want it to end the way I'm afraid it will. What the fuck is wrong with these people??? Keep this motherfucker away from kids. What is wrong with these social workers???? This guys got more red flags than China, its really obvious what he's after now.
Now the only way andy could climb from here is actually diddling a child.
If that happens, I won't feel sorry when a parent goes all Gary Plauché on him.
 
But you need to believe and treat him like a helpless retard, or it ruins it for him, and he's angry.
yup.
Like in this most recent video out of andy.

He malds over not having access to kids.
calls the group home, tells them one story
tells the cops another story,
then calls tom to ramble about how the group home is evil, and then how they fired his caregiver for having the kid in his room.

This fat fuck can't keep his story straight. Everything is tailored to make himself seem as innocent as can be. Pure predator behavior.

The kid he as going after was Michael's kid. the woman who was fired for posting conversations of her defending andy. the woman who andy wanted to become his guardian. and he wanted to fuck her kid.
 
The new video by buzin faker YouTube channel is legit effed up. Andy is talking about how he was talking to twelve year olds about messed up shit “what is milk??” And I’m sure worse. Jesus. This is just way too many “kid” things showing up for him not to be a pdf. I hope to God that the kid was getting a jump start on trolling and will tell his buddies about the fat retard he messed with.

He also mentions his plan for the next sixty to ninety days: force Royal to evict him.
Wouldn't shock me if he tried to get the kid to change his diapers for him on top of whatever nasty shit he was talking about with the kid. This whole situation is fucked up. Fuck sickos toobz
 
Instead of writing an entire thesis on Andy and indulging in some Internet armchair psychologist faggotry, I'll keep my opinions/analysis to brief bullet points with the help of @The Un-Clit 's perspective on our pet pants-shitter.

Andy has more then one overlapping paraphilia
My argument is that all of Andy's overt paraphilias are expressions of one core and overarching fetish that motivates nearly everything he does: Sadism.

He doesn't just get off on shitting himself and making someone who doesn't want to clean him up
Exactly right. In large part, he gets off on desecrating the perceived innocence of his victims.

he wants total control of the situation at all times and at his whim. He wants to dominate and control in conflicts, with his "disabilities" as both his sword and shield.
Nearly every interaction between Andy and his victims is a sordid tableau of the interplay between the three concepts I suggest genuinely motivate Andy: domination, degradation, and destruction. We've all observed the pattern: leverage his "disabilities" to manipulate (and thereby dominate) his victim by preying on their pity, sympathy, and naiveté. Failing that, pursue every avenue available to him in order to destroy his opponent by crushing them with the institutional power of the law, the welfare state, and the hapless suckers on the Internet. Either way, Andy wins: Domination and destruction both intersect with degradation, and it's at that intersection where he truly gets off.

He will never be satisfied wherever he goes.
He will always be satisfied provided he maintains unfettered access to fresh rubes. It's why he frantically avoids institutionalization or confinement to a nursing home--constraining his freedom necessarily denies him access to the very thing he needs to fuel his one true fetish.

The only cure for Andy is 9mm in diameter and applied to the temple area.
Bring back lobotomies just this once so Andy can experience what it really means to be too disabled to care for himself.
 
So I finally get to the end of that video of andy whining about being denied children.
Toward the end we hear Tom and he is still sucking Andy's dick.
After all this, after andy shitting his pants to get on Tom's goat at the funeral... and he's still playing andy's game?
Sure he tells him off at the end, but its a very weak one and he still says he'll talk to andy again.
 
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Fuck Tom. He deserves Andy if he's still willing to put up with this.
He hasn't let Andy move back into the Ditch Household *yet* and those warrants out for his arrest are still active so its unlikely he's ever going back. unless it somehow gets resolved which I highly doubt will happen but I've seen stranger things going down this rabbit hole. I'll only turn on Tom if after everything that has happened he lets Andy move back in and terrorize their lives all over again
 
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He hasn't let Andy move back into the Ditch Household *yet* and those warrants out for his arrest are still active so its unlikely he's ever going back. unless it somehow gets resolved which I highly doubt will happen but I've seen stranger things going down this rabbit hole. I'll only turn on Tom if after everything that has happened he lets Andy move back in and terrorize their lives all over again
I feel this is an inevitability. He'll eventually move back in.

No one else is going to take this shit monkey.

He is the sub human equivalent of the most aggressive ass cancer, which is less than he deserves
 
I feel this is an inevitability. He'll eventually move back in.

No one else is going to take this shit monkey.

He is the sub human equivalent of the most aggressive ass cancer, which is less than he deserves
Wouldn't he have to face the music with the warrants? I feel like accepting consequences has never been an Andy Ditch thing
 
For someone who is allegedly an "autistic savant" with technology, he seems to always use the first app that pops up on the play store or the default browser on his computer (Microsoft Edge). I've never seen him do anything in depth and only stuff the most luddite boomer would find "clever".
 
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Based on these he's making the living situation terrible for everyone involved as predicted. Seems he spends his time finding things to tattle about or creating things to tattle about. He's added "time blindness" to his list of delusions. He's also begun terrorizing the neighbourhood by demanding neighbours help him with his diapers because Royal is abusing him and neglecting his care. Royal has already openly told him he's manipulative so I don't know how long until Mr. Poops Wild Royal Ride comes to an end.
 
Based on these he's making the living situation terrible for everyone involved as predicted. Seems he spends his time finding things to tattle about or creating things to tattle about. He's added "time blindness" to his list of delusions. He's also begun terrorizing the neighbourhood by demanding neighbours help him with his diapers because Royal is abusing him and neglecting his care. Royal has already openly told him he's manipulative so I don't know how long until Mr. Poops Wild Royal Ride comes to an end.
So is this the Soccer Mom/Work Snitch era for Andy lol and also judging from Andy's responses and tone of voice I think he knows that this is all crashing down and hes already looking for the next group home willing to take in (hopefully none do)
 
He doesn't just get off on shitting himself and making someone who doesn't want to clean him up
Honestly I think it's the other way around. Andy is only happy when the person changing him is doing it willingly and happily. Any kind of resistance to it ruins it for him and gives him blue balls. His biggest trigger is the concept that "You don't want to help me". That's why he can never be happy at any of the places he's been because once they stop wiping him happily he loses his shit in frustration like someone who can't ejaculate. He probably only gets aroused when they're doing it willingly or there would be more reports of it, I think. His fetish is really specific.
 
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