Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Armor of God]

Listening to the latest Beefy video covering Andy's retardation from June 29th...all I want to know is...

Why the fuck is Tom even taking calls from this disgusting fuck ? Why is he in any way involved with this creature ? What the fuck is wrong with Tom and Joe ?

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Well this is creepy af

https://www.yahoo.com/news/brandon-aydelott-released-secure-step-182704708.html

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

He collects diseases like they're baseball cards.

Here's the updated list of Andy's supposed medical problems:

Visual processing disorder
Sensory processing disorder
Sensory processing disabilities
Auditory processing disorder (YER HURTING MY EARS!)
Severe Auditory processing disorder
Unspecified sensory processing issues. (I can't use a fork or wipe my ass because sensory issues)
Expressive Receptive language disorder (I dun know what I'm saying, I just repeat things)
Expressive and Receptive language disorder (moderate to severe)
Tourette's (Look gaiz, my face is twitching and I snap my fingers. that's tourette's!) (Claims to have had it for 30 years)
Autism level 3
Autism level 2
Autism Spectrum Disorder
2nd grade understanding of math
2nd grade reading level
6th grade reading level as a senior in highschool
"2-year old level all the way up to 8-year old"
"Didn't start talking until I was 4 or 5 or 8 years old."
"I was an 8 year old with the language skills of a 18 month old."
Age level of a toddler
"surgeries at 2 and a half" First being his undescended testicle
Age 4-5 tonsils and adenoids removed and had ear tubes installed (that fell out)
Age 7 had testicle removed (probable cancer)
Age 14-15 "Palanalasis" removal surgery, failed
Age 17 repeat "Palanalasis" surgery again but "they just lanced it that time."
Age 22-25 a cystoscopy (he claims they put a camera up his dick "every single month)
2018 had a colonoscopy
Been in Diapers from age 12 (contradicting other claims)
Age 12 sexually assaulted in the "Stanley G folks" school in the "nurse's shower"
Age 12 "Only had 50-60 words in my vocabulary"
April-august 2019 he had 85 ER visits.
Testing for a "Pacemaker Device" for his bowels.
Didn't talk until he was 12 [despite being able to make verbal threats to his mom at age 8 ]
Diabetes (the most believable disease he has)
Diabetes type 2
Fecal Incontinence (I gotta wear diapers, gaiz)
Urinary Incontinence
Urinary and Bowel Incontinence
"Autism and ADHD can affect the part of the brain that controls your bowels and bladder."
"trauma can make you learn to poop yourself."
Selective mutism
Developmental Coordination Disability.
23Q13 Deletion Syndrome (A genetic disability that causes autism)
Hashimoto disease
Hyperthyroid (supposedly only on his childhood records)
"high risk" for crohn's disease
Migraines
Behavior issues
Communication issue
Processing issue
Distress talent issue
Bioregulation Temperature Issue
Bipolar disorder
Depression
Unspecified shoulder injury
Unspecified 24/7 ear pain
Unspecified back injury
Unspecified Heart problem
Unspecified knee injury
Unspecified ankle injury
Unspecified eye injury
Unspecified Thyroid disease
Unspecified Balance issues
Unspecified Tooth Pain (that keeps him from brushing his teeth)
"can't move his legs like he used to"
Executive Functioning Issues
Chest pains
Back pain with a Herniated disk
Decision making issues
"self injurious behavior"
Global Developmental Disability
Bowel movement issues (He likes sitting in it!)
Communication disability
Learning disabilities
Chronic ear and sinus infections
Chronic Urinary and bowel incontinence
Chronic Weakened Immune system
Skin infections
Judgement Issues
GI bleed issues
Hormone Imbalance Issues
Abnormally "if in" testosterone (no idea what he said)
Time Blindness
Constipation
Hypothyroidism
Muscle Coordination issues
Autoimmune issues
High blood pressure
Kidney issues
A1C
Cyst in his brain
DDAVP
PTSD
ADHD
OCD
ODD
OBCD (lol)
'Combined type' ADHD
Sweats Excessively (to the point he had to bring extra shirts because his BO would get so bad)
Echolalia (I just repeat complex things gaiz, I dunno what I'm saying! I'm a retard I swear!)
Scripting (Its a kind of Echolalia!)
Hidradenitis suppurativa (I dunno how to wipe my ass so I'm going to sit in this diaper until my skin falls off.)
Schizophrenia
Anxiety
Anxiety Depressive Disorder (I get depressed when my butt isn't wiped.)
Anxiety Disorder
Depressive Disorder
Conduct Disorder
Bipolar Disorder
Major Depressive Disorder
Asthma (I can't be around smokers!)
Intellectual disability (Really stupid)
Mild Intellectual disability disorder (only stupid when it matters!)
ADHD (you bore me, stop talking to me!)
Food Tolerance Issues (he loves mashed potatoes and oatmeal, but they make him gag)
Shellfish food allergy
Bee Allergy
Allegra allergy
He hears voices. (he hears the debil!)
Learned Helplessness
Pyrophobia (because he's scared of fire alarms)
Acrophobia (Dun like roller coasters)
language level of a 12 year old
Above normal intelligence
Messy eater (gets pizza all over himself)
IQ of 87
Low muscle tone
Not 'non-verbal' he's 'non-speaking' autistic
Autistic burnout
"Almost everything"
Organic Brain Disorder
ASTID

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

This nigga out here trying to have the entire collection of illnesses.

Poopymon, gotta catch em' all!

 

[anliteralidiot]

Sure, why not? Lmao

No, the diaper spriting bomb only comes at autism level 5, and he's only autism level 4. We need a training episode, first.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Ironically Andrew likely has better language/literacy skills. He's actually quite articulate when wants to be.

yeah and than he's like "oh yeah I'm retarded" and goes back into baby mode

Testing for a "Pacemaker Device" for his bowels.
Didn't talk until he was 12 [despite being able to make verbal threats to his mom at age 8 ]
Diabetes (the most believable disease he has)
Diabetes type 2
Fecal Incontinence (I gotta wear diapers, gaiz)
Urinary Incontinence
Urinary and Bowel Incontinence
"Autism and ADHD can affect the part of the brain that controls your bowels and bladder."
"trauma can make you learn to poop yourself."
Selective mutism
Developmental Coordination Disability.
23Q13 Deletion Syndrome (A genetic disability that causes autism)
Hashimoto disease
Hyperthyroid (supposedly only on his childhood records)
"high risk" for crohn's disease
Migraines

Can only reply to half the message but he has more diseases and sicknesses than Boogie 2988

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Can only reply to half the message but he has more diseases and sicknesses than Boogie 2988

With all these mental problems, Andy should be a drooling, unresponsive vegetable.
(also accidentally only posted half of it, edited to corrected that)

 

[SaltyFanta]

Well Tom has sunk his boat for everyone

At least we know where Andy gets his paranoid delusions from

Another video. This one is even better

Something that really strikes me about this video is how erratic he is when she's calling him on his shit. Usually he camps on one line of argument like "Do you have a court order? You can't tell me what to do", or "I don't have capacity, you have to wipe my ass." He's all over the place in this one, trying to find something that sticks but she keeps calling out exactly what he's doing. Eventually causing him to try to follow on with the threat of getting her in trouble with other people.

I also noticed while he's calling 911 he seems to be clicking his fingers. Which is something many autistics tend to do, and are sometimes taught to do as a coping skill so they don't freakout. It's too quiet for the operator to hear it, so he's not doing it as a performance for her. If there were people on the street he'd probably talk to them, he was looking for a neighbor. It's an interesting insight into his behavior. On some level I think he's doing these behaviors for himself.

 

[A-Stump]

Something that really strikes me about this video is how erratic he is when she's calling him on his shit. Usually he camps on one line of argument like "Do you have a court order? You can't tell me what to do", or "I don't have capacity, you have to wipe my ass." He's all over the place in this one, trying to find something that sticks but she keeps calling out exactly what he's doing. Eventually causing him to try to follow on with the threat of getting her in trouble with other people.

I also noticed while he's calling 911 he seems to be clicking his fingers. Which is something many autistics tend to do, and are sometimes taught to do as a coping skill so they don't freakout. It's too quiet for the operator to hear it, so he's not doing it as a performance for her. If there were people on the street he'd probably talk to them, he was looking for a neighbor. It's an interesting insight into his behavior. On some level I think he's doing these behaviors for himself.

The funniest part was when she said 'Yeah well I don't have the capacity to deal with you right now'

As for the finger snapping thing it's because he is recording. The phone call was purely to try and get her into trouble. These are the majority of his phone calls. He puts the snapping in as an audio cue to whoever listening as 'evidence' that he has autism. If you want proof of this in the same call, listen to how his entire vocal pattern changes when on the phone with 911. Before he called them he was screaming belligerently and perfectly understandable. On the phone with 911 his entire speech pattern changes. The cadence, tone, vocabulary. He's a sociopath who puts all of his effort into manipulating things and trying to either pit people against one another or changing the narrative.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

The funniest part was when she said 'Yeah well I don't have the capacity to deal with you right now'

As for the finger snapping thing it's because he is recording. The phone call was purely to try and get her into trouble. These are the majority of his phone calls. He puts the snapping in as an audio cue to whoever listening as 'evidence' that he has autism. If you want proof of this in the same call, listen to how his entire vocal pattern changes when on the phone with 911. Before he called them he was screaming belligerently and perfectly understandable. On the phone with 911 his entire speech pattern changes. The cadence, tone, vocabulary. He's a sociopath who puts all of his effort into manipulating things and trying to either pit people against one another or changing the narrative.

I go back and forth wondering if he really believes he has autism or not. It is possible that he thinks everyone's against him and he's going to over-act to get the diagnosis he truly believes he needs. I know a lot of people say he acted normal in his bestpcs videos, but I thought he sounded like a retard back then too,

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

I go back and forth wondering if he really believes he has autism or not. It is possible that he thinks everyone's against him and he's going to over-act to get the diagnosis he truly believes he needs. I know a lot of people say he acted normal in his bestpcs videos, but I thought he sounded like a retard back then too,

If he hadn't gone down the adult baby path I think he could easily pass as a high functioning aspergers dude. In those PC repair videos he just seems like an awkward nerd like a lot of aspies are.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I go back and forth wondering if he really believes he has autism or not. It is possible that he thinks everyone's against him and he's going to over-act to get the diagnosis he truly believes he needs. I know a lot of people say he acted normal in his bestpcs videos, but I thought he sounded like a retard back then too,

Nah.

Andy's the type that would and has shit his pants purely to disgust and inconvenience others. He loves abusing and manipulating others through his supposed needs and legal threats. He's a violent, self centered psycho who wants to play his ABDL from the cradle to the grave all on the taxpayer's expense.

However Andy is also inconsistent as fuck. He can't possibly maintain the skyscraper of lies he's built around his metal state without clear, coherent thought and behavior which is what kneecaps him every time. If he actually acted Autistic then this wouldn't be a problem.
We've also seen him forget to stem in videos, how he'll hit his head until he bleeds but never any further, contradict his endless diagnoses with his behavior, how the babytalk vanishes the moment he gets angry, how he will prove he's not retarded by quoting legal precedent, and exacerbate his condition by hyperventilating to force a faint, sitting in shit to get skin infections, and otherwise neglect his health so he can claim he can't do it, can get a laugh out of being disgusting, and get sympathy from people who don't know its a grift.

If andy really thought he was autistic he'd be better at faking it, instead he acts like a drooling retard because that's what he thinks autism is. He abuses everything, including the condition he claims to have.

 

[A-Stump]

I go back and forth wondering if he really believes he has autism or not. It is possible that he thinks everyone's against him and he's going to over-act to get the diagnosis he truly believes he needs. I know a lot of people say he acted normal in his bestpcs videos, but I thought he sounded like a retard back then too,

If he acted normal people would likely think he has some mild form of autism. He doesn't think he has autism. He just knows some autistic people shit their pants but is too retarded (or more likely, thinks everyone else is so retarded) they don't realize it's only the ones who are so fucked up they basically just sit in place and screech.

To be honest figuring out Andy's main mission in life is confusing. People think it's getting his ass changed to satisfy a fetish. That's part of it though someone in his position would have been happy with sometimes getting that done at Royal. He wants never ending conflict in my opinion.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

To be honest figuring out Andy's main mission in life is confusing. People think it's getting his ass changed to satisfy a fetish. That's part of it though someone in his position would have been happy with sometimes getting that done at Royal. He wants never ending conflict in my opinion.

He could easily just find a mommy/daddy partner on a fetish site if he really wanted to satisfy his sexual needs. There's no shortage of degenerates out there who'd be willing to wipe his ass. It would never work though because he wants 24/7 care and complete control. Even baby fetish motherfuckers in relationships will establish boundaries with each other but Andy would never compromise in such a thing.

 

[Amewsed]

If he acted normal people would likely think he has some mild form of autism. He doesn't think he has autism. He just knows some autistic people shit their pants but is too retarded (or more likely, thinks everyone else is so retarded) they don't realize it's only the ones who are so fucked up they basically just sit in place and screech.

To be honest figuring out Andy's main mission in life is confusing. People think it's getting his ass changed to satisfy a fetish. That's part of it though someone in his position would have been happy with sometimes getting that done at Royal. He wants never ending conflict in my opinion.

It is always his primary focus.

He wouldn't make a fuss if that specific thing was always available to him.

 

[The Un-Clit]

To be honest figuring out Andy's main mission in life is confusing. People think it's getting his ass changed to satisfy a fetish. That's part of it though someone in his position would have been happy with sometimes getting that done at Royal. He wants never ending conflict in my opinion.

That's the crux of the issue, Andy has more then one overlapping paraphilia. He doesn't just get off on shitting himself and making someone who doesn't want to clean him up, he wants total control of the situation at all times and at his whim. He wants to dominate and control in conflicts, with his "disabilities" as both his sword and shield.

He will never be satisfied wherever he goes. Even if he got 24 hour in home on call care he would find something to pick a fight over and claim he is being aboozed at the slightest pushback. If there was no pushback he'd be disappointed and pick a new fight.

The only cure for Andy is 9mm in diameter and applied to the temple area.

 

[Wrench Jockey]

To be honest figuring out Andy's main mission in life is confusing

To be honest, I think it's generally easier to view Andrew less like an actual human with goals and dreams and more like some highly-advanced lab grown parasite bio-weapon with an affinity for poop.

 

[Moar Krabs]

To be honest figuring out Andy's main mission in life is confusing. People think it's getting his ass changed to satisfy a fetish. That's part of it though someone in his position would have been happy with sometimes getting that done at Royal. He wants never ending conflict in my opinion.

I think he wants to break people down mentally to the point where he can control them he's like a supervillain in a movie

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I know, I know, beefy's not the best but he's the first to come up on my feed.
This new video is part of andy's latest crashout, and he's claiming a 12 year old boy seduced him, he'd demanding access to the child, and calls the cops on the nursing home when they deny him.
Calls the cops, tells them a slanted version of the conversation with the caregivers, makes it sound incredibly innocent and they tell him its none of their buisness.
Andy then takes that as a victory and permission to have access to kids.

 

[JumpingJackFash]

I know, I know, beefy's not the best but he's the first to come up on my feed.
This new video is part of andy's latest crashout, and he's claiming a 12 year old boy seduced him, he'd demanding access to the child, and calls the cops on the nursing home when they deny him.
Calls the cops, tells them a slanted version of the conversation with the caregivers, makes it sound incredibly innocent and they tell him its none of their buisness.
Andy then takes that as a victory and permission to have access to kids.

Remember when I speculated what the next arc in the poop behemoth's story would be? Pedo or tranny arc? Well here we are. So begins the pedo arc and I don't want it to end the way I'm afraid it will. What the fuck is wrong with these people??? Keep this motherfucker away from kids. What is wrong with these social workers???? This guys got more red flags than China, its really obvious what he's after now.