Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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I've always said that there should be compulsory fat camps for the morbidly obese. There's not really a reason to not do that.

B-B-B-B-BUT MUH FREEDOMS

Obese people costs other people's money and time. Public health costs and space. The hamplanet is occupying a hospital bed that a unfortunate sick person could be at, the hamplanet chose the lifestyle that led to such bed, the sick person did not

Obese people should be put in hamster wheel turbines to generate clean electricity.
 
She's talking about camping and road trips, blah blah. I think her family is just going to that cabin or van or whatever it was she took us to before. Her uncle's summer house? I can't find a clip of it. I think it was before crackhead era. The road trip is just the time it takes to get there with snacks
It's a trailer/camper attached to a little cottage at the Rideau Mac Resort on the shores of Big Rideau Lake in Portland, ON. It's a very pretty area with a lot of cool history. Supposedly, her grandpa owns/owned the property and the family regularly congregate there during the summer. Chantal vlogged her trips there in 2018 with Bibi and in 2019 without Bibi. It's about an hour and fifty minute drive from Cornwall.

Screenshots from 2018:
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Conveniently, Smiths Falls (where the Furry Tales rescue is located) is on the way there. Maybe that's why she arranged to drop Smokey off there on Saturday before she decided to pivot and privately rehome him.
 
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I really wanted Chantal to take a long trip in a tiny RV with her whole family. If she streamed and made shitty travel vlogs, we'd get decent content. But she always disappoints.
Supposedly, her grandpa owns/owned the property
Is this the same Grandpa who had the property in Florida? It would make sense if he was living at the park in the summer and snowbirding to Florida in the winter. Sone parts of Florida are filled with Canadian retirees in the winter (and they don't tip at restaurants).

It's interesting that the Grandpa(s) own significant real estate, but their kids and grandkids have almost nothing.

Aunt Perv has always been broke. Smee lives in that modest little place and that's with the stepfather helping with the bills. Nat is just starting out in life, so she might turn out fine.
 
I really wanted Chantal to take a long trip in a tiny RV with her whole family. If she streamed and made shitty travel vlogs, we'd get decent content. But she always disappoints.

Is this the same Grandpa who had the property in Florida? It would make sense if he was living at the park in the summer and snowbirding to Florida in the winter. Sone parts of Florida are filled with Canadian retirees in the winter (and they don't tip at restaurants).

It's interesting that the Grandpa(s) own significant real estate, but their kids and grandkids have almost nothing.

Aunt Perv has always been broke. Smee lives in that modest little place and that's with the stepfather helping with the bills. Nat is just starting out in life, so she might turn out fine.
Me too. I would give anything just to see her try and get through an RV door.

I have always thought it odd smee is in her 60s and still rents a condo.
 
Chicken Pickle caught Chantal slip up when she said @ 8:00
“I’ve been in Canada 10 days.”
She lead us onto believe initially she’s been in Canada at least 3 weeks, right after the PAWS Kuwait ordeal.

She’s such a jackass, always trying to say money doesn’t equal happiness- in one breath (if she could manage that) she says:

“You don’t need four walls and a roof to be happy… I traded four walls for four doors” and then goes onto say:

“I didn’t borrow a car from a relative, it’s actually a rental… this one is bigger and more expensive, it’s very, it’s like i don’t, just in real life it’s an expensive car.”

Chicken Pickle says Chantal went camping with her family and Bibi years ago, got lost, and even filmed the directions to where they camp. I have zero recollection of that.
 
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I’d also add her crash outs and tirades toward anybody who ever wrongs her. This is a woman who’ll threaten to report someone to the police for theft over a cat, and will rage in a car parked on the side of the road for so long who see the time of the day changing.

And then there’s when she’s drunk or on some illicit substance.
Post on the kiwifarms about her? She's calling CPS, and airing your dirty laundry about the cringe shit you did when you were 15.
 
I know it's been discussed many times before, but the "Window Ice Cream Diet" Chantal learned from Smee as a child is one of the best Gunt moments of all time.

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The diet advice for anyone new or happened to miss it in real time: Order a McDonald's ice cream cone at the drive-thru and then throw at least half of the ice cream out the window with your paw in the McDonald's' parking lot. I'm not kidding.

Every time I start to feel bad for Smee, I remember this. And I 100% believe Smee said this to a young Chantal.

The retardation runs deep in the Cornt and Funcle family.
 
The diet advice for anyone new or happened to miss it in real time: Order a McDonald's ice cream cone at the drive-thru and then throw at least half of the ice cream out the window with your paw in the McDonald's' parking lot. I'm not kidding.
WINDOW ICE CREAM OR RIOT 2025! This should definitely be included in Chantal's Greatest Hits.

GET THEE TO A MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU, CHANTAL.
 
Sansa Cooks recently did a road trip to Las Vegas and stopped in to see Hungry Fat Chick and did some healthy cooking vlogs with Candy.

Is it too much to ask for Chins to get her fat ass down to Texas and do a collab with Alabama Chapstick so we can have some fun again!

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Alabama Chapstick is top 3 Chinny channels, highly recommend it to other fren Farmers!


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Time for Lipstick But Not a Shower

She's got all these zingers through out her videos.

Chantal, you're losing a bunch of money being so uptight and larping as Mooslim Scuba Steve. I agree with @Doxmatix, get yo-self a rental camper and beeze across the US. Take Sjam with you for protection :story: and sexual tension😏. Visit your favorite loyal VIBeezers -- Tracy in Texas, Pill poppin' Nicole in Georgia, Stacey aka Teardrop in Hell, ASCAS in California, Joshua Connor Moon aka Null in Florida.

I can picture it now-- beezing down the interstate, hanging your wig out the window, summer breeze running though your scalp. Park at a Walmart for the night and play who can gas each other out of the camper with toxic farts! Lots of giggles, lots of American fast food, there's even regional fast food chains you've never tried -- the possibilities are endless. Lots of fun, lots of views, lots of zupachats and a lot of YouTube bucks!

Being a Mooslim sucks and Salah sucks. Live yo life, Gorl!

Null can take you out to the ocean. Salt water will clear that BV and pesky boil problem up real quick.
 
I really wanted Chantal to take a long trip in a tiny RV with her whole family. If she streamed and made shitty travel vlogs, we'd get decent content. But she always disappoints.
I was hoping for her and her creepy aunt to fly out to somewhere like Jamaica so we could see chantal waddle around and poorly vlog their attempt at sex tourism. I wanted another Cuba beeze at the least but with an equally creepy buddy.

Sone parts of Florida are filled with Canadian retirees in the winter (and they don't tip at restaurants).
Snowbirds are the worst.

It's interesting that the Grandpa(s) own significant real estate, but their kids and grandkids have almost nothing.

Aunt Perv has always been broke. Smee lives in that modest little place and that's with the stepfather helping with the bills. Nat is just starting out in life, so she might turn out fine.
Grandpa most likely knows his family ended up being a bunch of fuckups and just was born in a time that gaining property and wealth was easier than it is now. He probably won't give them a dime till he's dead and gone just so he doesnt have to see them sell off assets and spend through it in a year or two. Poor stupid people will always be stupid and poor.
 
He probably won't give them a dime till he's dead and gone just so he doesnt have to see them sell off assets and spend through it in a year or two.
Plus, he knows if he has an emergency and needs homecare or something expensive, those dolts won’t do it. Best to hang in to it until you are dead.

Look how Chantal “helped” her grandma shop. It was supposed to be weekly but it was much less frequent and she had to get paid.

I want to see her living in her car. Getting a motel 6 for days she gets a lot of zupachats but having to struggle in some beater.
 
Chantal, you're losing a bunch of money being so uptight and larping as Mooslim Scuba Steve. I agree with @Doxmatix, get yo-self a rental camper and beeze across the US. Take Sjam with you for protection :story: and sexual tension😏. Visit your favorite loyal VIBeezers -- Tracy in Texas, Pill poppin' Nicole in Georgia, Stacey aka Teardrop in Hell, ASCAS in California, Joshua Connor Moon aka Null in Florida.
What kills me is how extra retarded she is right now.

She’s fucked. Like fucked fucked.

She has no home, no family to really stay with that’ll give her freedom to beeze.

But for once that’s a good thing.

Get in the car and just go.

She could literally grift so hard. All she’d be spending money on is gas and food, she could also grift off the people she crashes with.

Just goddamn she’s dumb.
 
If you look at her channel for June, she had zero vlogs. She could have spent the last two weeks posting a vlog every few days, but too lazy.

Aren't views on vlogs worth a lot more adsense than views on livestreams? She's not getting superchats lately. The no-cam lives get particularly low views. If she keeps that up, August paycheck is going to be almost as bad as July.

She upgraded her rental car to a larger model, which just means more money spent. She'll still be uncomfortable. Her only realistic (long term) options are hooker hotels without a car, going full van life, or killing her channel by doing one hour no-cam lives from her mother's driveway.
Sansa Cooks recently did a road trip to Las Vegas and stopped in to see Hungry Fat Chick and did some healthy cooking vlogs with Candy
Some of the reactors are fishing around for new subjects and different cows. Everyone in gorl world can see how badly Chantal's channel is dying except Chantal.
I was hoping for her and her creepy aunt to fly out to somewhere like Jamaica so we could see chantal waddle around and poorly vlog their attempt at sex tourism.
She could make so much money if she did stuff like that. Imagine her at a low-brow bar in Jamaica, collecting superchats to ask the buff 25 yr old black guys questions from her dumb VIBs. Everyone would watch.
“You don’t need four walls and a roof to be happy… I traded four walls for four doors”
I absolutely guarantee she saw that somewhere, probably Tiktoks of some hot 22 yr old van lifers.
 
Aren't views on vlogs worth a lot more adsense than views on livestreams?
no, her content, all of it, is in the lowest bracket. However the livestreams pay better simply because they are longer. Longer = better because more chance of ad-views, and if someone with youtube premium watches you get paid by their watch time.
 
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