Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

Do muscle tears even show up on xrays?
My guess is she never actually talked to a doctor before this (if she even is now) and they're making her get an X-ray to make sure nothing is broken. She's an idiot and thinks they're checking her muscle and not just doing a rule out. That's pretty standard if you fuck up a joint like a knee or ankle, which is what I'm guessing she did.

They'll tell her it's a strain/sprain/soft tissue damage and to try and RICE it. Of course, put through the Becky translator, that becomes "total bed rest and only lobster delivered by DoorDash."
 
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My guess is she never actually talked to a doctor before this (if she even is now) and they're making her get an X-ray to make sure nothing is broken. She's an idiot and thinks they're checking her muscle and not just doing a rule out. That's pretty standard if you fuck up a joint like a knee or ankle, which is what I'm guessing she did.

They'll tell her it's a strain/sprain/soft tissue damage and to try and RICE it. Of course, put through the Becky translator, that becomes "total bed rest and only lobster delivered by DoorDash."
I wonder if Daniel has bothered informing her that ex-not even wives don't get to be on his health insurance, and is leaving the blatantly unnecessary x-ray /scan bill as a pleasant surprise to come her way.
 
I wonder if Daniel has bothered informing her that ex-not even wives don't get to be on his health insurance, and is leaving the blatantly unnecessary x-ray /scan bill as a pleasant surprise to come her way.

Jackson was supposedly the one with the insurance anyway, so I don't think this will come to fruition, but a girl can dream.
 
Now Daniel is a transphobe
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Archive, cause she's gonna delete this as soon as Jack is awake.

Maybe she thinks accusations like this will make her look Oppressed in family court, but I doubt being mad that Daniel called her his ex-"wife" will accomplish anything.

Also, aren't they "homeless" as of today or whatever?Cmon Danny, kick em out! Guessing the horrendous muscle tear requiring, surely, weeks of rest couldn't have come at a more opportune time for Becky.
 
I can't believe she is pulling this at the end of the month like she promised. Bex you have to be more subtle with your extortion attempts! :story: What is this, baby's first BPD scheme?

Becky plans to "name and shame" Daniel by the end of the month if he doesn't give into her demands pay her and give her a place to live.
 
Why is she trying so hard to get us to like this guy?
I know this is a joke, but definitely worth noting if you ever feel like maybe you like Daniel, just go read a tiny bit of his Bluesky. It's 90% extremely boring Game Dev sperging, but in between that stuff, he virtue signals as hard as he possibly can.

Like this:
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It's been a while, but iirc, Cheery/Cheri is a Dwarf and Dwarves famously all look male and use male pronouns. That's like, classic D&D shit, not some kind of brave stand Terry Pratchett was making against MUH TRANSPHOBES. Later in the book, Cheri decides to try out she/her while out in the world at large because that's the custom out there. Bitch is NOT trans-coded, my god.
 
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Archive, cause she's gonna delete this as soon as Jack is awake.

Maybe she thinks accusations like this will make her look Oppressed in family court, but I doubt being mad that Daniel called her his ex-"wife" will accomplish anything.

Also, aren't they "homeless" as of today or whatever?Cmon Danny, kick em out! Guessing the horrendous muscle tear requiring, surely, weeks of rest couldn't have come at a more opportune time for Becky.

"Confuse our child with his bigotry" aka tell Hannah her mom is a woman named Becky.
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"please tell me I'm real" is possibly the most BPD thing Becky has ever said, and the bar is high.
Why is she calling herself the "mother" of her child? Aren't mothers female? Shouldn't she be saying "father?" Yet another bunch of bullshit from Basic Becky, a cishet female.
 
Haha! Becky got served.
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"please tell me I'm real" is possibly the most BPD thing Becky has ever said, and the bar is high.
I would pay real money to be physically present at the moment she finally understands the scope of the mountain of shit she is about to be dragged through for the next number of months.
 
"please tell me I'm real" is possibly the most BPD thing Becky has ever said, and the bar is high.
Everybody, let's clap our hands to save Tinkerbell. She They will die unless we believe in fairies.

Since both of her husbands merged into one shapeless cuck mass in my mind, can you please remind me which one has left and is suing her, the bald one with the glasses or the tall one with the long hair?
 
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