DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Switch Mongo]

WHY is he still playing Blue Prince?

Running out of games since he just wage quits everything,

 

[Cucktry Roads]

its absolutely baffling, it's something i'm unable to wrap my head around

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Reminder that he's not even playing GTA 4 tonight, but insists on wasting his audience's time preparing for when he does by installing mods instead of starting gameplay. And failing.

 

[GodModule]

The retard couldn't get GTA4 mods to work and he's been bitching about it all night

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I hope the dedicated dent that sent him a guide + a pack of mods learned something tonight. You can guide Phil with 500 dms he will always find a way to fuck it up.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Even his dramabait is getting weaker

Nothing will ever beat out "I WAS ROBBED!"
Only to find out someone merely put away his shopping trolley. Fucking retard. This is quite literally a nothing burger and I don't care whether he was scamming. The only thing this did was convince me Kat is not there to pick up his food.

Another thing. Do you guys remember in 2023 when he scammed the dents out of a Halloween marathon? He insisted he and Kat had COVID and were self-isolating (never got checked). So he orders medicine through Amazon for Kat. And he's insisting he got medicine and that it never showed up. And he never considering going to a Pharmacy drive-thru. But you just never heard about that COVID medicine after that week. Now he obviously bought Kat's fat ass on stream the following year but who knows?

 

[CannedBacon]

Here ya go, champ.

1:37:30

Hilarious to see everyone continue to ignore and dodge Phil

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

How does he die so much in Minecraft this is a game for babies

 

[Moar Krabs]

All I want is for DSP to wage quit Minecraft is that too much to ask for

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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How does he die so much in Minecraft this is a game for babies

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

Another thing. Do you guys remember in 2023 when he scammed the dents out of a Halloween marathon? He insisted he and Kat had COVID and were self-isolating (never got checked). So he orders medicine through Amazon for Kat. And he's insisting he got medicine and that it never showed up. And he never considering going to a Pharmacy drive-thru. But you just never heard about that COVID medicine after that week. Now he obviously bought Kat's fat ass on stream the following year but who knows?

That shit was hands-down the absolute funniest scam he's ever pulled because of how little effort he put into it. A literal Level 1 Scam, if you will. He ended up sounding completely fucking fine in the Spiderman 2: Miles Morales stream he did like 2-3 days after the announcement and then had to repeatedly go out of his way to do the "COUGH COUGH....wow dood I'm sick!" shit (that little kids in 1980s movies do) while playing the game.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

All I want is for DSP to wage quit Minecraft is that too much to ask for

Might be a while. It's entirely being held up by Lance, Ur Future Stepdad, and guitarplayer.

 

[David Dent]

Phil cried like such a bitch on the late stream. I would normally use his tears for lube but it got uncomfortable.

 

[Fapcop]

But you just never heard about that COVID medicine after that week. Now he obviously bought Kat's fat ass on stream the following year but who knows?

I certainly remember Fil talking a big game about how he had to save the day by buying “medicine” . (OTC shit lol)

One delivery service didn’t work? Well Phil got RIGHT BACK on there and ordered some through another service.

Didn’t arrive. FACKIN’ MORAHNS!

Kat is laying there… Dying! Phil is trying! But there’s nothin’ he can do!

(And no! He can’t jump in the car and drive to the pharmacy! Tuh-heh-heh! What are you?! A mouthdrooling morahn?!)

 

[Moar Krabs]

Might be a while. It's entirely being held up by Lance, Ur Future Stepdad, and guitarplayer.

Also he probably needs all these endless games with no actual plot in them to fill up his schedule since he wagequitted all the games that required deep thinking

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Khet has no family and we weren’t even sure she was working last time she was seen. She could be rotting in that middle condo for all we know.

 

[Crooked 16th]

No way Phil has taken 8 hours in the tutorial of Death stranding 2

 

[BlastMonk]

'I'm actually really upset I really liked that damn bird it was nice I like hearing it chirp around me and its gone now for good forever, because of a stupid creeper...who I'd like to shove up my ass'
Phil is so fucking gay he is obessed with shoving things into his ass and licking other peoples asses, and obessed with shit.

 

[Free Jasper]

Fuck me, he’s STILL trying to collab with non-lolcows?

Fucking goldfish learn quicker than this guy.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

That shit was hands-down the absolute funniest scam he's ever pulled because of how little effort he put into it. A literal Level 1 Scam, if you will. He ended up sounding completely fucking fine in the Spiderman 2: Miles Morales stream he did like 2-3 days after the announcement and then had to repeatedly go out of his way to do the "COUGH COUGH....wow dood I'm sick!" shit (that little kids in 1980s movies do) while playing the game.

Not even the first or last time he'd try that shit. Maybe it didn't take a 10 hour video to prove he's lying about his back injury but he was. And just recently he had weeks of "muh neck hurts I need a special pillow". Funniest shit was when he quickly (accidentally) moved his head and someone in chat said "it's a miracle the neck is healed!" To which Phil banned the shit of that guy.

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Since I bought it up, what I really want to know is if he actually took the COVID vaccine. Because I swear he lied about that shit too. Oh sure. He tried to go with the booster jab narrative but that died off. If you just ask to see his vaccine card I bet he doesn't have it. I think he was just trying to fit in. I wouldn't be surprised.