Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[pooterino]

Hell, you think a place like India would even notice her smell?

I know at this point the meme is old but they might pull whatever the Indian version of stoning is (pyre burning?) because I doubt she'd even have the energy to hurple down a block or two into the

DESIGNATED

SHITTING

STREET

(and they don't tip at restaurants).

Unironically unacceptable. 1 million years dungeon!

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Chicken Pickle caught Chantal slip up when she said @ 8:00
“I’ve been in Canada 10 days.”
She lead us onto believe initially she’s been in Canada at least 3 weeks, right after the PAWS Kuwait ordeal.

She’s such a jackass, always trying to say money doesn’t equal happiness- in one breath (if she could manage that) she says:

“You don’t need four walls and a roof to be happy… I traded four walls for four doors” and then goes onto say:

“I didn’t borrow a car from a relative, it’s actually a rental… this one is bigger and more expensive, it’s very, it’s like i don’t, just in real life it’s an expensive car.”

Chicken Pickle says Chantal went camping with her family and Bibi years ago, got lost, and even filmed the directions to where they camp. I have zero recollection of that.

Chins also said that she called around to other shelters and they wouldn't take Smokey unless she filled out a form and they reviewed it (which, as we know, she wasn't going to do). She said she chose to rehome because of the urgency of having to leave the apartment immediately. BUT! now she is saying that she still had stuff at the apartment and had been staying there (and notice that she "picked up the rest of her stuff" on the last day of the month). AND! as strict as he may be, the landlord couldn't very well throw her out if first-months rent was fully paid. She had plenty of time to "rid of" the cat through the proper channels. I have grave doubts that she could have rehomed him herself as quickly as she claimed, and there was no way she was going to show her face at Furry Tales after her lie was discovered. Odds are very hoigh that Smokey is on the street.

Grandpa most likely knows his family ended up being a bunch of fuckups and just was born in a time that gaining property and wealth was easier than it is now. He probably won't give them a dime till he's dead and gone just so he doesnt have to see them sell off assets and spend through it in a year or two. Poor stupid people will always be stupid and poor.

Funcle Steve seems to be the only non-fuckup of Grampa's spawn. He lives in a really nice house and is apparently responsible for the care and maintenance of the trailer. Hopefully Gramps will leave it to him alone.

Now, would he let Chins crash there if he doesn't rent it out? After the "coke addiction" arc, when he was willing to let her stay in his home for as long as she needed to "recover" and find programs to help her, only to have her to hurple back to Nader within a day, he'd be crazy to. That and I'm sure he's aware that she would destroy the place.

That being said, I would love to see her waddling around that campground fatly (and oh so conspicuously).

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Camping in a caravan with Chantal?
Do you think the Saraults all just sit around picking their noses, getting drunk and high and farting for the week?
Who brings the Wayne Gretzky wine?
Is there a constant line 3 deep at the one chemical toilet in the caravan?
Do they sit around the campfire and tell stories about their 3-way with total strangers?

I cannot imagine a worse camping experience than having to "rough it" with Chantal. I bet she never stops bitching and conveniently comes down with a migraine so she never has to lift a finger. I bet she can clear that campervan in 7 seconds when she evacuates her bowels (7x a day)

I just wish there was a livestream of the whole horrorshow.
I also hope it rains the entire time so they are all stuck inside with each other.

eta: never mind all this. I am laughing my ass off. Foodie is roughing it in Syria. This is the greatest diet plan ever. No Dr Now needed. No fass fuud. No AC. No diabetes meds. She'll be dead skinny in no time!

 

[chilly like a villy]

She's in Syria?
Live now

Shes with salah and Julia. He's guffawing in the background.
Salah is saying he's been hearing bombs and missiles?
There's no running water.... She's saying that's fine because she has to rough it? Cope in full effect.
She's marevlling that the streets have olive trees. No nashie trees tho.
She says she will be eating less. There's no fast food chains there!?
"This to me.. Is exciting!"
Says she had to show "the marriage thing" to "even get here"
They get a certain amount of electricity a day. Every 5 hours they get 1 hour of electricity. The power goes out often. They are using solar power. The grid is being rebuilt. "its economical!"
"It's not what you guys think at all"
Syria has "THE BEST HEALTHCARE IN THE WORLD" for the hour they get their electricity maybe

https://www.youtube.com/live/_DZem38svTo

 

[Hadniridea]

She's in Syria?
Live now

https://www.youtube.com/live/_DZem38svTo

I clicked on the link, immediately heard his tard laugh, and noped the fuck out.

For fuck's sake, we will never be rid of brown-Peetz. Shit is grim, man.

EDIT: Oh my God, she just said Syria is less strict than Kuwait. Oh, and also, Western media portrays the Middle East as dangerous, but Syria is actually super safe.

She is so fucking stupid, I swear to God.

 

[Extra Dainty Gorl]

She's supposedly in Syria with Salad and Julia, sweating her hooves off.

Salad's talking about the missiles, explosions, and sirens. There is no AC, power supply and water are sketchy as fuck, she's going to die in a whole different shitbox.

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

In Syria
With Julia and Salah
No AC

She was so scared of being phonebooked again she fled to a war torn country. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"The people here are soooooo nice goys!"

"Western media makes you think this place is super dangerous."

"I promise you I am not afraid at all"

"The government is still stabilizing"

"This to me is exciting!"

She admits her family are really worried.

That loser Yo Mama superchatted and she confirmed the keyboard is gone, no more Crazy Frog.

"Honestly, there's military dudes at every stop and they are so nice!"
This is beyond parody.

Her reply to someone mentioning the Canadian governments warning: "They have to say that because they are responsible for all Canadians well being"

Her reply to someone asking how Salah provides for her "He's got enough money. Don't worry. Nobody's business."

"It's really affordable to live here"
Gee I wonder why.

"I don't want to say lawless but....kinda"

"At least we have a traditional Western toilet." They also have a squatter toilet apparently.

Salah begins talking about how he saw missiles and she asks retarded questions like how do the missiles work.

She looks miserable.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

This is what happens when you cat sperg. Well, as long she's suffering that's OK.

Spoiler: back to the old thread theme

 

[anliteralidiot]

I'm dying because she's fucking doomed, she's in danger and she can't even see it.
But I'm sad, because it's so over. She's doomed, and it's going to be boring.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Quick, someone better add "killed by bombs and missiles in Syria" to the list of potential causes of death she might face!

 

[Kweeksilva]

I'm dying because she's fucking doomed, she's in danger and she can't even see it.
But I'm sad, because it's so over. She's doomed, and it's going to be boring.

Look, maybe she'll be live streaming when a bomb drops on her head, so please hold hope carefully in the palms of your hands like the fragile flame of your last matchstick

 

[anliteralidiot]

Look, maybe she'll be live streaming when a bomb drops on her head, so please hold hope carefully in the palms of your hands like the fragile flame of your last matchstick

And we'll get news stories about a mysterious rain of lard...

 

[brooky]

50,000 Syrian refugees came to Canada in the past ten years.

She is the only person to flee Canada and go to Syria.

Wow.

The most exciting thing for me is the throttled power. She was out of power for, what, six hours in the "crying for food and shelter" saga?

Poor Julia. At least in Kuwait she was less likely to be bombed.

 

[UsedUp]

Let Syria beeze be worth it

 

[what_a_conundrum]

The Canadian Government's website has an "Avoid All Travel" risk level for Syria.
The Canadian Embassy in Syria has suspended it's operations.
Chantal would have to contact an emergency response centre in Ottawa Canada if she needed assistance.
What an absolute idiot- there were other choices Salah could have picked to wait out the Kuwait investigation.

 

[Clotso Coof]

I've gotta say...I'm shocked. We joked about Syria Beeze for how long? Bet Chin's step father told her to get a job or get out.

I take this as confirmation she can't get back into Kuwait. Salah must have worked hard to get his paypig back to him. He really, REALLY thinks she can get him to Canada.

Sounds like they drove there from Lebanon?

She was so scared of being phonebooked again she fled to a war torn country. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Marty from beyond the grave takes a major W. Cheers, fat psycho angel!

Salah is saying he's been hearing bombs and missiles?

The official war has been over for quite a while. Are there skirmshes from local militias or something? But formerly wartorn countries tend to be overrun with organized crime and violent revenge cycles due to years of lawlessness.

Shit could also be blowing up because people are using sketchy generators since what else can you get in motherfucking Syria. Imagine trying to work anything with flammable fuel and/or home-wired electronics in SYRIA.

Every 5 hours they get 1 hour of electricity.

Damascas weather for the next 10 days show highs in the 90s, I have no idea if it gets hotter than that. Have fun with no air conditioning!

There's no fast food chains there!?

LMAO. You can get McDonalds almost anywhere in the world...but she chose Syria.

 

[lottalove]

50,000 Syrian refugees came to Canada in the past ten years.

She is the only person to flee Canada and go to Syria.

Wow.

The most exciting thing for me is the throttled power. She was out of power for, what, six hours in the "crying for food and shelter" saga?

Poor Julia. At least in Kuwait she was less likely to be bombed.

Maybe that's their idea: It will be too dangerous, they have to flee = a way to bring Salah to Canada.

 

[Spectator]

Homeless Chantal Arc (yes she is sleeping in family homes, but this is the epitome of homelessness.)

This is what we’ve all been waiting for.

Will she go back to Salad in a Middle East country, on the lam from Kuwait like Bonnie and Clyde?

I guess so.

What region is she in? Some are more strict than others.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Wait, no power, no food, no ac...
Is there still a healthcare system?
Could she actually die from her beetis, because there's no way for her to get anything?

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

So what crime will she commit there? What will the haters come up with this time?

I don't think this is really going to save her from the haters, but instead give them new opportunities.