Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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a hapless toad said:
Also if anyone kidnaps Cutie it'll end up like that O. Henry story The Ransom of Red Chief
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I was thinking more Flannery O'Connor's "A Good Man Is Hard to Find" where the hypocritical, self-centered, difficult protagonist leads her family into dangerous circumstances and is immediately slaughtered in a random encounter with an escaped convict.

"She would of been a good woman," The Misfit said, "if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life."
 
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At one point in the stream, as a flex as to how resilient and adaptable she is, she bragged that she rented her own apartment in Canada. Yeah, at age 41. And she was kicked out desoided to leave after less than two weeks.
DongMiguel said:
Some retarded terrorist is going to kidnap Chantal to hold her for ransom thinking she's some wealthy westerner and her family is just going to shrug when they attempt to get money for her.
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I think we can cross that risk off the list. There is no way anyone is going to kidnap a 500 lb cow. And if they did, she'd be such a burden to them that they'd set her free in less than 24 hour, especially given her stench.

@a hapless toad I always think of The Ransom of Red Chief when the prospect of Chins being kidnapped is brought up.
 
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When is someone going to tell one of the militias there about this western spy LARPing as a Muslim? Or better yet, the IDF that she’s an Iranian agent located at address.

Don’t worry though, Damascus isn’t far from Jordan or Lebanon, I’m sure there will be plenty of border runs for junk food and medication. She’ll be able to maintain her weight even there. Mmmmmm Chantal Hulud!

Those are probably the peak danger moments.
 
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The current government of Syria is still labeled as a terrorist organization. The current President, Ahmed al-Sharaa was a top Al Qaeda commander and his faction, Hayat Tahrir al-Sham is notorious for killing civilians, even amongst the other warring factions.

But it’s okay, the President swears that he is a good guy now.
 
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DongMiguel said:
Some retarded terrorist is going to kidnap Chantal to hold her for ransom thinking she's some wealthy westerner and her family is just going to shrug when they attempt to get money for her.
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nigga if I were a terrorist a bitch this fat would be the last person I would kidnap, just imagine all the whining and complaining and the fake muslim woman act. If she's in Syria then they already know she's basically damaged goods lol

(and I don't mean the damaged goods part to be about her not being able to have kids, I don't judge people for that shit, but she's obviously not anyone's first option if she's in Syria with Salad of all people)
 
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TrainWreckSpotter said:
At one point in the stream, as a flex as to how resilient and adaptable she is, she bragged that she rented her own apartment in Canada. Yeah, at age 41. And she was kicked out desoided to leave after less than two weeks.

I think we can cross that risk off the list. There is no way anyone is going to kidnap a 500 lb cow. And if they did, she'd be such a burden to them that they'd set her free in less than 24 hour, especially given her stench.

@a hapless toad I always think of The Ransom of Red Chief when the prospect of Chins being kidnapped is brought up.
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It would take a small army to try and pick her up to kidnap her, if by chance they do get near her she might be considered an asset to the regime, she can clear out a large town in minutes just from the stench she will be emitting after not showering for a month and trying to squat her lard arse over a hole in the ground to poop in because we know that a bidet is out of the question in the slum she is living in.
 
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autoerotic bus accident said:
Salah was almost certainly forced to leave Kuwait.
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I would not be so sure about that.
I will offer an alternate theory, just for funsies.

Immediately after the fall of Assad, Salah started participating in many more Diwaniyas. These mens meeting most certainly consist of business and political palaver about all things Syria.
The fortunes of many a family have been made by being the first ones to move into a poverty stricken, war torn and weary country, to bring the goods from outside. Think "carpetbaggers" in the U.S. south after the end of the civil war.

IF the Al Rafae's have maintained strong family bonds with the family left in Syria, and they have decent wasta with some local movers and shakers, Salah may be able to establish some type of import/export business. LOL
HOWEVER
If Salah is as big a fool as we all think, he is in as much danger as Chantal, if not more. He may be Syrian by birth, but to the Syrians who have survived in Syria during the wars and unrest; Salah is a big, stupid softboi, who has more money than sense.
I do think there is a less than zero chance that Salah, who after all has a Business at Business University Degree, may make out like a bandit. Or he may just be a real soft target for bandits. Either one tickles my funnybone.
Chantal? She won't survive to see her handsomest man make it big, I'm afraid.
 
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Botchy Galoop said:
I would not be so sure about that.
I will offer an alternate theory, just for funsies.

Immediately after the fall of Assad, Salah started participating in many more Diwaniyas. These mens meeting most certainly consist of business and political palaver about all things Syria.
The fortunes of many a family have been made by being the first ones to move into a poverty stricken, war torn and weary country, to bring the goods from outside. Think "carpetbaggers" in the U.S. south after the end of the civil war.

IF the Al Rafae's have maintained strong family bonds with the family left in Syria, and they have decent wasta with some local movers and shakers, Salah may be able to establish some type of import/export business. LOL
HOWEVER
If Salah is as big a fool as we all think, he is in as much danger as Chantal, if not more. He may be Syrian by birth, but to the Syrians who have survived in Syria during the wars and unrest; Salah is a big, stupid softboi, who has more money than sense.
I do think there is a less than zero chance that Salah, who after all has a Business at Business University Degree, may make out like a bandit. Or he may just be a real soft target for bandits. Either one tickles my funnybone.
Chantal? She won't survive to see her handsomest man make it big, I'm afraid.
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Yes, but have we factored in him being literally fucking retarded?
 
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