Inactive The Ralpharing - One ring to gunt them all, value dropping by the minute

[Fortyone]

I don't have the original source so take this pic with a grain of salt. But if it isn't shopped the gunt's ammyfest ring is rotting his trotter
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This is some real my 600 lb life shit, you can tell that cheap gold-plated cubic zirconia piece of crap would barely fit a chinese child's finger, let alone a fat tub of pig lard's hoof. I wonder what the chances are that the finger becomes gangrenous from lack of circulation?

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Ralph just ditch the ring or give it to apply new coating. Unless you want to lose your finger

 

[disavow]

Three rings for the tranny-kings, on Twitter they stay,
Seven for the Kiwis with their list of dox,
Nine for Groypers so cringey and gay.
One for the Gunted One and his tiny cock;
In the Land of Killstream where Ethan lay.
One ring to rule them all, one ring to hunt them,
One ring to thumb them all, and in the darkness gunt them;
In the Land of Killstream where Ethan lay.

 

[Lomax]

Papaws fake ring is now a prized Ralph family wedding ring and continues to rot his finger

 

[Janny Jewsh]

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Papaws fake ring is now a prized Ralph family wedding ring and continues to rot his finger

>FUCK YOU AYLAWGS, I'LL CONTINUE TO WEAR PAPAWS RING UNTIL MY FINGER ROTS AND FALLS OFF, JUST TO OWN YOU.
I DON'T SCARE, BITSCH!

 

[Temperance]

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Papaws fake ring is now a prized Ralph family wedding ring and continues to rot his finger

Ralph keeps coping about how Kiwis always zoom in on photos of his rotting finger. He also confirms that he's a wigger who grew up idolizing black rappers and their gold chains.

Courtesy of @CatboyCumDump (here), Ralph brags about his ring during the recent Pillstream:

 

[Lomax]

The ralpharing has become so immensely powerful that it now requires two arms to hold up.

 

[Fannyscum]

Depreciation strikes again, PeePaw's ring down to 3K now Ralphamaniacs:

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[Jalal-Ibn-Jalal]

The ring looks like 100 USD, not 3K. Ralph obviously boasts of the value of ring to seem wealthy, hence the Cuban cigars. In reality he's just trailer trash from (West) Memphis, who's compensating because he feels insecure.

 

[Scout Trooper]

Depreciation strikes again, PeePaw's ring down to 3K now Ralphamaniacs:
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Yes. no alog has ever amassed the outrageous sum of $3400.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Depreciation strikes again, PeePaw's ring down to 3K now Ralphamaniacs:
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Ralph alone in a cigar shop killing time, telling himself he's a baller, until he has to go to attend a rally to make everyone uncomfortable. Nobody want to associate with the drunk, rash covered fat man or for people to think he's part of their super cool incel fan club parade.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Yes. no alog has ever amassed the outrageous sum of $3400.

Like ethan ralph's parasite spirit chris chan said; "nobody has that kind of money"

 

[Sam Losco]

Depreciation strikes again, PeePaw's ring down to 3K now Ralphamaniacs:
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3k is a lot more believable than the tens of thousands he was trying to claim before. It's still probably bullshit, but more believable bullshit.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I can't believe he is still wearing that nickel and glass ring that gives him a rash, lmao. Ralph you can just buy some shit off Ali Express that looks super gangster and won't cause your finger to fall off.

 

[MadStan]

Well you know Ralph, that's a mighty fine ring there. Here is a ring made by the same maker (CRI). In all fairness looking the ring I'd give it a value of wholesale up to $1200 based on the diamonds.

But we all know the real value of the ring would be in the harvesting of Xanax lodged in all the crevices and under the diamond settings, so 30K seems about right.

 

[Die For Me!]

Gone​

After going on a zero expenses paid trip to a 3rd world shithole to have sex with trafficking victims, Ethan Ralph went to Tijuana to cross the border on foot to see his son. Unfortunately for Ralph, he got beaten and robbed of his possessions, as stated in a call on Nightwave Radio after finally returning home:

From that day onwards, Ralph quietly retired the ring altogether, and absolutely refuses to show the ring on camera ever again, even if you give him money to do so:

Which is quite strange, considering how giddy he used to be to show the ring off literally anytime a gaylog mentioned it, absolutely free!

Ralph took time to flash his ring, states the reason its uncomfortable and stabs into your finger is because it is the OG way they used to cut diamonds:

Ralph fights Haru over his height, shows everyone he hasn't sold the ring for meth yet:

Ralph showed his Paw-paw ring to a waitress

So, while Ethan Ralph is too embarrassed to even make the following statement, he does genuinely want you to believe that, after getting robbed of his phones, money, and getting punched in the noes, the Mexicans took a look at his luxurious family heirloom and found it in their hearts to let him keep it. Which is quite kind of them, considering how earlier this year he finally revealed the price of the ring to be worth 20,000 dollars:

Ralph copes more about his ring, finally reveals the supposed price of it to be 20k (11:10)

After such a traumatic event has transpired in his life, Ralph has completely abandoned his board altogether and has gotten an AI girlfriend to cope with the loss of his dear grand pappys ring. And as stated above, also refuses to acknowledge the ring even if you give him money to do so. In addition, he has been witnessed hosting a show called the Killstream for 10 hours a day, filled to the brim with grunts, coughing, and fox news anchors to put you in a pignosis-like state in hopes you forget about the ring altogether. Which in all honesty seems to be working, as everyone is either too bored or preoccupied to bring up what is probably the biggest feltening to ever happen to Ralph since his whorse absconded.

 

[Edilg]

It is now a Rafale family heirloom.

 

[PhoBingas]

"Ash nigz durguntlûk, ash nazg gimguntul, ash nigz thumbatulûk, agh benzozum-sheeit krimpatorta."
Is said to be engraved on the inside in Gunt Speech

The closest translation to the Common tongue would be
"One rang to gunt them, and one rang to thumb them, one xan once I find 'em and in the darkness of the tortashack bind them."

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Imagine the let down robbing a gringo and you find out he’s broke as shit and his ring is fake

 

[Delicious Diversity]

He's gonna get mugged for it either way lol

First reply in the thread, this dude called it QUICK. Anyone could've predicted this but nevertheless I tip my hat to you @Blasterisk

The Pig is now ringless, as well as wifeless, childless, friendless, parentless and truckless. Very sad.