I wonder what's got him back on the True and Honest path of Judisim again...
You've said yourself that Phil's interests seem to be cyclical. Could it be that he's already forgotten about his anti-Semitic/anti-Israel phase and he's pining for his Jewish identity again? Especially since he's getting called out on not being a Latina by Toren, that Mexican guy and countless trolls, is it possible he's reviving the Jewish identity because it lets him claim to be a minority without having to "prove" it? (Dear God, I'm afraid how he'd try to "prove" his Jewishness too).
Also regarding the not whiping thing, the answer is more disgusting and simple - he just doesn't see the need most of the time. Unless it's something really nasty an wet he's just done he just pull's up his big boy pants and toddles off.
Wow... That's even dumber than I was expecting, and with Phil that takes some doing. Has anyone ever called him out on it?
I was hoping Jingles would be Muslim just so Phil has to eat kosher AND halal.
Actually there's a lot of overlap there. If anything, I'd say kosher is more restrictive than halal. Sure, alcohol is haram in Islam, but things like shellfish or mixing meat and dairy are fine.
There's also Jainism, though I doubt Phil has ever heard of that.
Well most Americans, SJWs included, haven't heard of Jainism, so I doubt Phil has. But even if he was aware of it, it doesn't have much cache amongst the SJW crowd. It doesn't help that Jains are pretty educated and wealthy, especially in the diaspora. Plus it's mostly a "brown person" religion so Phil would be scared shitless.
As far as wiping his ass goes, I wonder if Phil would change his views on wiping properly if someone informed him that it was the Chinese who invented toilet paper? Given his tiny hard-on for Communist China, would he start wiping like a big boy, or would he reject it further since it was invented in ancient pre-Commie China?
Well Phil seems entirely unaware of the Cultural Revolution, and seems to mix up all sorts of weird orientalist stereotypes about China, Japan and East/Southeast Asia in general. Remember when he was a "Buddhist" and a "Maoist" (and a fucking weeb) at the same time?
I bring this up because Phil is not this way by biology, but by choice.
Well we don't know that. It COULD conceivably be a combination of biology AND his poor lifestyle choices. Honestly he seems to have failed at the genetic lottery so I wouldn't be shocked either way.
Fuark. Mallgoth and her gf were saints for taking him in. And yet he slandered their names on FB and tried to sig the kiwis on them for the crime of confisticating his knife and having a male for a guest.
I'm glad it led to him being socially embargoed lol.
I'm amazed they put up with him at all. I mean, I get it, their hearts were sort of in the right place I guess, but Phil isn't exactly an "at risk street kid." If I were in that position, I would have made an ultimatum that he wipe his ass and wash his hands or else kick him back out on the street. Then again, if I were in that position I wouldn't let a weird homeless loser like Phil just live in my apartment either. Sorry if that sounds like an asshole statement, but I'm not a charity.
He's probably finally realized that most people find his anti Semitic talks fucking terrible. Maybe his shitting on the monument was even made known to all by Jordman. So I think he was trying to ease back into the Jew thing to buy back some goodwill.
Eh, see my reply above. His interests seem to be cyclical. Honestly he's probably forgot the whole scrapping on the Holocaust monument by now.
he didn't even read the bomb threat. The guy joking about the bomb didn't even reference him. Holy shit he's making things up with contradictory words right in front of him. Amazing.
