Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Lvn]

Do we have to readjust our view of Salah? Maybe he isn’t the retarded guy who got kicked out of Kuwait over a kitty cat. Maybe he’d been planning to go to Syria after the war all along, to get on the ground floor of something we don’t yet know.

Funny you say that Barb, didn’t he disappear for a hot minute when Syria’s ‘liberation’ was completed?

 

[Peripatetic Nomad]

On the surface, this development doesn't make sense. For that matter, few things in their three-year relationship has seemingly made much sense. Salah sticks by Chantal no matter what she does. Talks shit on camera, alienates him from friends and family, squanders tons of money on fast food. Stinks up the apartment with her horrible hygiene. Refuses to exercise or lose weight. Won't cook or clean or do laundry. The list goes on and on. And contrary to most Farmers, I think that pretty early on he gave up on her getting him to Canada anytime soon, if at all. He knows that's a pipe dream.

Salah had plenty of opportunities to dump Chantal. Just walk out of the apartment and don't come back. Or ghost her when she makes a visa run. But he was always at the airport when she returned. He stayed away from the apartment for days at a time, but he always came back. He certainly could have ghosted her when he fled to Syria, but he didn't.

As for Chantal, I don't think she is with him just to prove to Nader and the haydurs that she can get a man. Maybe at first, but not now. She forgave him for the Kaibella mess, and rushed back to Kuwait. She tolerated it when he would disappear for days at a time. She looked the other way when the "red room" pic surfaced. And now she has followed him to freaking Syria, of all places.

TL,DR: They've both put up with a lot of messed up shit in their relationship that would have sent most people running in the other direction. Yet they are still together. Pelt me with red x's and puzzle pieces, but against all odds, I think Salah and Chantal actually love each other.

 

[The Crawling Chaos]

I swear someone is going to make her life story into an opera or a theater play or some shit, it seems almost perfect for it. So much drama.

[TRAILER VOICE — overly serious tone, dramatic music swelling]

"Rob Schneider is... Cutie! A morbidly obese Canadian YouTuber with a dream... of love, cats, and never having to clean her own litter box again."

[Montage of a disaster-level messy apartment: flies buzzing, cat peeing on a laptop]

Voiceover:
"She forgot to feed her cats, forgot to do laundry, and somehow... forgot how real life works."

[Cut to Middle Eastern skyline, camels, and a sweating Rob Schneider in a hijab and sunglasses]

Voiceover:
"Now, she’s moved to Kuwait... in a fake marriage to a Syrian man named..."

[Cutie on YouTube Live]
"I’m here with my husband... Salad."
Salah: "It’s Salah." Cue sitcom laugh track

[Cut to a scene of her asking for money for a street cat with one eye and a limp]

Voiceover:
"But when you try to fundraise for a cat in Kuwait... without a permit..."

[Kuwaiti police bust in her fartbox.]
"Ma’am... this is not allowed. Also... your apartment smells like cheese."

[Dramatic deportation montage. Cutie clutches a Garfield plush while boarding a plane.]

Voiceover:
"Back in Canada, she’s got a new apartment, a new cat... and zero awareness."

[Landlord shouting through the door]
*"NO PETS MEANS NO PETS! AND WHAT THE HELL IS A MUKBANG?!"

[Door slams, cat yowls, eviction notice flutters in slow motion]

[Suitcase zips closed next to passport and a rotisserie chicken]

Voiceover:
"So what does she do next? The only thing more dangerous than her fridge..."
"She moves to... Syria."

[Explosions. Sheep screaming. Rob Schneider covered in cat hair and falafel.]

Tagline Voice (sassy):
"Rob Schneider is... Cutie: From Kuwait to Catastrophe — this fall... rated PG-13 for explicit laziness, weaponized mukbang, and crimes against cats."

God I fucking love ChatGPT.

 

[Chantopolis tour guide]

Let's see how long it takes for 1) Gunt to piss off the locals and 2) local websites to get bombarded with Gunt's onlyfans pics and Scatlah's screenshots. Too bad LiveLeak is RIP, the site was handy one stop shop for new ISIS videos.

 

[BelUwUga]

Chantal is really putting the FAT in FATWA.

2,000 pages later and this joke has never been more relevant.

 

[All About Particles]

1. Gunt astonished us all. well done!
2. her ignorance makes her immune to the realities of her situation.
3. for now. because the reality is going to hit her hard. soon:
3a. remember how excited she was on her first day in her Cornwall apartment? she didn't mind the lack of AC. it wasn't too hot at all. until the next morning.
3b. wait until she misses Burger King.
3c. "all her health problems will disappear as soon as she loses weight". which should be a breeze. as usual.
4. what about the lack of TV?
5. happy not to have to wash herself/do laundry? let's wait for those rashes, fungal infections, etc.
6. cooking with no AC? that'll be fun.
The list will grow longer by the day.
OMG, I'm so looking forward to the first rage, lol

 

[Chazzed Up]

I haven't checked in on this bitch since the start of the gay Arab husband saga and I'm legit in shock that they are still involved. What is the QRD on why this guy is still dealing with her? Did the green card not pan out yet.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

OMG, I'm so looking forward to the first rage, lol

And it will come very, very soon. I'm sure she's already fighting with Salah about how HOT she is and how HUNGRY she is.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I haven't checked in on this bitch since the start of the gay Arab husband saga and I'm legit in shock that they are still involved. What is the QRD on why this guy is still dealing with her? Did the green card not pan out yet.

It will never pan out for him. He's turbo fucked.

 

[Gorilla Milk]

Jesus Christ. Can't stand Chantal but I hope she doesn't get killed. Why the fuck would she move to a war-torn hellscape?

 

[whatever I feel like]

Wasn't she done with the Middle East? Or was that a different morbidly obese convert 4 cock?

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Honestly, I've been wanting to see an arc where Chantal is forced to go without fast food or being able to stuff her face every second, but now she's without fast food, AC, most electricity, reliable medical care, and clean water. Can she even escape if she wanted to? How many planes are leaving Syria?

This insane bitch is putting tremendous strain on her body, going through withdrawals, is going to have multiple mental breakdowns, is in a literal warzone in the Middle East, and did it all completely voluntarily. She's a big, fat, magnificent bitch!

 

[Mettaur]

TL,DR: They've both put up with a lot of shit from each other, but they are still together. Pelt me with red x's and puzzle pieces, but against all odds, I think Salah and Chantal actually love each other.

And they put themselves in the ultimate relationship test. Will it still work if you're living in a third world country?

I think a big reason Salah puts up with Chins is due to divorce being frowned upon in Islam. And likely he hasn't had any luck with Muslim women. With Chantal its likely Salah hyped up Syria to her and she assumes its a temporary situation they're in. Except it isn't, and once she figures out that she's been lied to she'll eventually dump him and enter the next chapter of her life.

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

Just to put things into perspective. Syria has no McDonald's location.

Pakistan is an awful country, like a real shithole. Pakistan has a McDonald's location.

 

[CircuSphere]

Guarantee this is because she knows Salah is a hound-dog and a cheater so she started feeling super mega anxiety and jealousy being away from him.

I think we are a few hundred pounds past putting Chantal's insecurities on anyone else.

Though admittedly I'm quite behind on her lore and I'm assuming this about the degenerate porn stash he (and every other repressed Jawa) is keeping on thumb drive behind a pile of dates or something.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

You gotta admit, she's committed to the bit.
I wouldn't have moved to Syria for any reason, let alone a retarded one.
I tip my hat to you, Cutie.

 

[LaxerBRO]

I clicked on the link, immediately heard his tard laugh, and noped the fuck out.

For fuck's sake, we will never be rid of brown-Peetz. Shit is grim, man.

EDIT: Oh my God, she just said Syria is less strict than Kuwait. Oh, and also, Western media portrays the Middle East as dangerous, but Syria is actually super safe.

She is so fucking stupid, I swear to God.

She should have no issue renouncing her Canadian citizenship then.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Pelt me with red x's and puzzle pieces, but against all odds, I think Salah and Chantal actually love each other.

It's certainly some sort of acquired retard version of love, I agree.

Something happened to send her spinning off to Syria, though. One does not get a bed, "art" for the bathroom, cookware and a cat in anticipation of moving to an ISIS stronghold in a week.

Living with a moribly obese person that cant shower or stay cool in a air conditioned environment is going to be rough.

Oh honey. She doesn't even shower in developed countries. This is ideal for her and he's obviously hard of smelling by now.

 

[neger psykolog]

You gotta admit, she's committed to the bit.
I wouldn't have moved to Syria for any reason, let alone a retarded one.
I tip my hat to you, Cutie.

Real talk: is there a more hardcore lolcow than Foodie Beauty right now?

I'm not talking about murderers and shit but just up and moving to fucking Syria or some shit like that.

 

[multiverse]

Well, it's nearly 11 PM in Damascus. How long will Cutie last without her CPAP to sleep? Her temper is barely restrained even when she's sealing post-binge in her air conditioned room after a healthy eighteen hour long nap. A sweating, sleep deprived Chantal without an ample supply of food, dealing with nonstop diarrhea from water borne pathogens, is going to go ballistic.