DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

Someone remind me but did this faggot play Bloodlines 1? Cause there's a game that has some great mods to it from restoring unfinished content to adding a Sabbat route.

Seems he never played it. and considering that one quest giver is this hot vampire he probably never will

And this is a half picture she runs around in a stripper outfit

 

[Free Jasper]

Phillip clawed back a series in Street Fighter to 1-1 from 0-1.
There was shit talking about how the opponent should ‘learn to play’.

And then Phillip ran away from the tie breaker.

What an absolute little bitch.

After smack talking his opponent, Phillip ran away from him.

 

[Fapcop]

He upspeaks. It’s grating and horrible. His old manner of speaking—the 13-year-old boy acting tough enunciation with that ROUGH Connecticut accent—was far better. The upspeaking is unbearable. I’d love to know why he made that change. Was it Khet? Trying to emulate what he thinks a teacher sounds like for his audience of dents?

Speaking of horrible, Phil’s 90ies era TV anchor shtick never ceases to annoy me.

You know…

“Beg, beg, support, beg, contribute….”

And then he turns to the other camera, because he decided that this would be a great place to cut the clip for the three dozen people who watch his YouTube videos instead of the stream.

“Heya! DSP here with todays playthrough of INSERT AAA TITLE!”

I wonder what his views numbers would look like if it wasn’t for clippers. I bet you the vast majority of them are Doody & co. Bracing through hours of DSP slop to get their ten minutes of ACK.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Oh he's definitely starting to hurt a bit. If niggers here really hated him as much as they claim to (as well as on Twitter) they'd stop showering his financial supporters with attention every fucking minute of the day.

They'd also stop watching him on Kick. Last night was 100 on Kick and 200 on Youtube. Weens on kick are going to surpass Dents on youtube at this rate, and give him more money at the same time.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Someone remind me but did this faggot play Bloodlines 1?

Phil would get filtered by the first Jeanette interaction, not to mention the combat

 

[Lord_Point]

Phil is malding he cant find any good matches in the middle of a work day for a 25 year old game. Must be the book smart retarded devs fault.

 

[DarkSonicPhil]

Sonic pickle menu meltdown is fantastic

 

[FormerPro]

Phil has matched into his nemesis Justin Wong while randomly searching CVS2 and is predictably getting bodied. He is in full blown subservient mode, golf clapping at the end of every round and the connection is "perfect" for the first time in the history of online fighting games.

He will eventually win a match because Justin is chilling with his chat and gradually picking worse and worse teams and we will constantly be reminded of it every time Phil loses to someone on Street Fighter 6 until the end of time.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Phillip looks so happy. The face you make when your arch rival JWong aka The Wazzler shows you how to professional play CvS2. Philip trying to glaze JWong is also kino. DSP hates him and there's many examples of him talking shit to prove that point.

 

[Lord_Point]

Predictably dentractors are in Wongs stream shitting it up with advanced autism.

Wong doesnt fucking know what raw phil is nor does he care you turbo autists, and no one wants a paragraph long lore dump on DSP.

 

[FormerPro]

Predictably dentractors are in Wongs stream shitting it up with advanced autism.

Wong doesnt fucking know what raw phil is nor does he care you turbo autists, and no one wants a paragraph long lore dump on DSP.

They're actually insufferable.

Justin clearly has zero interest in chatting shit and is even sharing stories of how Phil was a good guy to him when he first started and made sure he got paid correctly and his chat is just a shit storm of first time chatters autistically screeching at him how he needs to destroy Phil because he's a terrible human and a beggar.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Watching Phil play CvS2 against Justin was just cringe.

• The compliments of "good matches, Justin" are funny considering he used to talk shit about him on SRK forums back in the day, and Justin made fun of him on the regular.
• His laughing was so fucking fake. You know if the Wazzler was anybody else, DSP would be throwing complaints left and right.
• The glazing was insane. "Good move, Justin!" "Good match, Justin!" "Fucking piss in my mouth, Justin!" Fucking faggot, dude.

I had to leave the restream because, as a CvS2 player myself, it was like watching teeth get pulled. He had Ratio 2 Blanka will full meter and got beat with pure fundamentals? He plays C-Groove Claw and never fucking dives or triange jumps? He barely fucking rolls; why would you play C-Groove and not roll? Fuck, he's awful, dude...

 

[neger psykolog]

They're actually insufferable.

Justin clearly has zero interest in chatting shit and is even sharing stories of how Phil was a good guy to him when he first started and made sure he got paid correctly and his chat is just a shit storm of first time chatters autistically screeching at him how he needs to destroy Phil because he's a terrible human and a beggar.

It sounds exactly like this megathread every time DSP takes his day off

 

[shekelshoah666]

Enjoying my White Claw while watching Justin Wong body the fuck out of DSP we have never been so back. There is gonna be a good ass rage session in the next week over this from DSP.

 

[UsedUp]

 

[Ardath]

Did he really get 10-0 lmao

 

[INirvana]

Actually so gay and gross seeing DSP pretend to like Justin after all the shit he talks STILL.
He got his ass beat badly, mr i can pick up the fight stick and compete in tourny's if i wanted to.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Actually so gay and gross seeing DSP pretend to like Justin after all the shit he talks STILL.
He got his ass beat badly, mr i can pick up the fight stick and compete in tourny's if i wanted to.

How desperate do you have to be to try and leech viewers off of a far more successful streamer/pro fighter? DesperateSydePhil.

 

[Twrx]

Now we just need to see him matched with the Canon brothers. I think he'd stroke out on stream, because he wouldn't be able to decide if he should suck them off or rage about roll back netcode.

 

[Peko]

Now we just need to see him matched with the Canon brothers. I think he'd stroke out on stream, because he wouldn't be able to decide if he should suck them off or rage about roll back netcode.

Oh please, I think that's one thing Phil could never try to hide. He would 100% blame them saying "they made the netcode so they know how to abuse it. Yup! They did it on purpose!"