Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

[Flamin Park]

POV: You're a lesbian looking for love on the internet and you just opened the brand new "female only" dating app:
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"If I take that off, will you die?"

"It would be extremely calorific"

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Rat King is about connections, not transition level. Technically Sapphixy is part of the Nora Reed Rat King, but she's been less active, and with Slug's coomer tendencies, I thought he'd fit better here.

But plenty of the troons in Stinkditch have connections. LIz Fong has connections with Google and Wikipedia, donated to Trans Lifeline and backed Keffals during his DropKiwiFarms campaign. Alex Caraballo, Erin Reed, and Zoey Zephyr all boost each other, and all seem weirdly influential for just being trannies that post on Twitter a lot. And of course, Giggly Goonclown knew Ella Hollywood/Sodacat, who was friends with Finnster and Kris Tyson, who is currently in the headlines for being having a grooming Discord while associated with Mr. Beast.

I think at this point, the main difference between Rat Kings and Stinkditch is that Rat Kings is mostly dead.

 

[Trombonista]

The way I see it, there were three definite Rat King centerpieces: ADF, Laurelai, and Nora Reed. The chart you posted doesn't seem to have a true centerpiece. Rat Kings is less active because a lot of the subjects seem to be less active.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

Sean is always down to eat.

 

[Trombonista]

Does he even eat shallots?

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Does he even eat shallots?

Raw and in their entirety betwixt the massive bouts of eating out all the lesbian pussy in the world.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Does he even eat shallots?

The ones that don't manage to outrun him, yes.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

Sean's earholes produce slime because he's a slug. Why am I unsurprised he likes looking at ear ooze?

 

[Norman B. Normal]

He sounds like a real catch. No wonder he’s constantly drowning in totally-real lesbian pussy.

 

[Trombonista]

Can't he and the Brits just buy some Debrox at the drugstore?

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

No noteworthy Sapphic Troon Goon Moon Goddess updates on the regular socials so much as I can find, but I did come across this floating around in the wild and it seems on point. A spiritually Sapphixian image if ever there was one.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

No noteworthy Sapphic Troon Goon Moon Goddess updates on the regular socials so much as I can find, but I did come across this floating around in the wild and it seems on point. A spiritually Sapphixian image if ever there was one.
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Which is worse?

 

[Karellen]

Given that Kiva Bay made the front page I thought I’d check in on Sean too. Shockingly since the move to Bluesky, there have been no e begs, gofundmes, screenshots of overdrawn bank accounts or perpetual eviction proceedings.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Given that Kiva Bay made the front page I thought I’d check in on Sean too. Shockingly since the move to Bluesky, there have been no e begs, gofundmes, screenshots of overdrawn bank accounts or perpetual eviction proceedings.

Probably because he’s still leeching off his wife. Probably immobile by now.

 

[Karellen]

Probably because he’s still leeching off his wife. Probably immobile by now.

I feel like right when he got back with his wife he got a new job. He’s still addicted to social media and still posts gross photos of his (probably) neglected dogs and cats laying on his fat, but I believe he is gainfully employed.

 

[kazuhiro]

Coolpis.

Slug Walk.


There follows two very unwholesome pet pics.

Spoiler: Gross

Guess the hideous body part that poor dog is resting on.

Keep your eyes right, do not look to the left.