Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Soup Sammiches]

A special message from boss to all of us on the kiwi of farms
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I keep hearing about this place. One day I'll find it and avenge the bossman. Beware farmers of kiwis.

 

[Monopolywheel]

Bossmanjack right now on discord

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

BMJ calling out the J

 

[Hennimore]

We're witnessing a generational crack and felt binge right now and I feel like we're not going to be able to comprehend the greatness of it until we're fully on the other side.

 

[Hunnenschlachter]

BMJ calling out the J
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The amphetamines acting as a spiritual catalyst, the Geist of Adolf Hitler was able to possess Bossmanjack's body in an event of momentary divine transfiguration.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Boss talking about believing in manifestation again.

 

[Midnight Cooking]

Scambags!

Austin has some problems with those greedy Dewish people, of which he is partially one.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

"REMEMBER... YOUR TRAINING..."

 

[ILostItAllDude]

"I'm gonna move out soon, dude!"

He's running it up, rats. $1000 dice duuuuude

 

[Drama Fan]

BMJ calling out the J
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God's chosen can't stop catching strays. What has the tribe ever done to Austin?

 

[Handsome Grandson]

Boss was fine until that ratgirl showed up!

 

[Unknown God]

Scambags!
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Austin has some problems with those greedy Dewish people, of which he is partially one.
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Holy fucking BASED lmao. He even goes on to complete the "I'm part" remark with "I'm greedy as fuck" implying that's the reason he considers himself part jew

 

[Wock Sipper]

The fact that bossman listens to drain is hilarious to me

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

"REMEMBER... YOUR TRAINING..."
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He is gonna pull out a light saber. Look out rats.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

The fact that bossman listens to drain is hilarious to me

The fact that Bossman listens to nigger music makes me sad.

 

[Sugriva]

The fact that Bossman listens to nigger music makes me sad.

The fuck do you think a crack smoking gambling addict should be listening to? Mozart?

 

[1700somewhere]

We're witnessing a generational crack and felt binge right now and I feel like we're not going to be able to comprehend the greatness of it until we're fully on the other side.

There's no way this is just crack- ratgirl must've gave him crack cut with something else

 

[The sticky sock]

the situation is sad as fuck but the way he shuts that door is so cartoonish .

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"You're calling me animated, what does that mean? You calling me fake or something?!"

 

[draggs]

BMJ calling out the J
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Are we gonna get a Basedmanjack arc? I mean he's already based about so many things - rats, bishes (trust no!), smoking crack, not bathing, putting trash in the trash, teaching ratdad a lesson, your mom (DTPN), etc. - but the politisperg kind of based we are naturally more exposed to, nobody gives a fuck nobody cares! Until now? It would be a bold play in the lolcow of the year competition, for sure...

 

[Soggy stone fruit]

Are we gonna get a Basedmanjack arc? I mean he's already based about so many things - rats, bishes (trust no!), smoking crack, not bathing, putting trash in the trash, teaching ratdad a lesson, your mom (DTPN), etc. - but the politisperg kind of based we are naturally more exposed to, nobody gives a fuck nobody cares! Until now? It would be a bold play in the lolcow of the year competition, for sure...

Plot twist: It's Trapper thats based.