Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Why do you keep imagining that I’m a little boy claus? I know that’s what you like, but holy shit.

Ignoring the obvious pedophilic spin on your part, it's funny you mention pedophilia—When more than half of sex trafficking clients are your ethnicity, despite being 8% of the world population. Which is fucking funny because this is just the inverse of African American males crime statistics in USA.

"B-B-BUT MUH PER CAPITA."

Trust me, I think per capita in this sex trafficking topic won't work well for you. 8%, remember.

Jajajajaja.

Did I turn you into a spaniard outta nowhere?

lol I don’t think you have any strength Claudio.

Way more than your wooden sticks for arms. I would just need one hammer slam and your cranium will have a very bad dent. Possible brain death and all that would soon follow in less than 15 mins.

In Minecraft, of course.

mixed-RACE retard, not mixed nationality.

You thought I was talking about nationality? You are dumb if you did.

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That picture is 3 years old. Stop acting infatuated, buddy.

Maybe you should head to sleep, surely you could use save this energy for your studies.

Classes are off, retard. Have you checked the date?

Seriously, if you put half the energy spent online into your studies, you would have had your degree half a decade ago (although that may be ).

You have no idea why I am stuck. And no, I am not going to explain it. It doesn't even matter.

My issues here are not my fucking studies, dumbass. I am here debating your character assassination attempts.

I'm essentially getting more ammo from you.

 

[Tread Miller]

Classes are off, retard. Have you checked the date?

You out of all people could probably use some summer classes.

You have no idea why I am stuck. And no, I am not going to explain it. It doesn't even matter.

If it doesn't matter, then why not explain it?

My issues here are not my fucking studies, dumbass. I am here debating your character assassination attempts.

I'm essentially getting more ammo from you.

If I were you (someone 6 years behind on a degree), I would prioritize my studies or spend less time here than sit around all night debating (what are essentially) random people on the Internet who you will likely never meet.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You have no idea why I am stuck. And no, I am not going to explain it. It doesn't even matter.

Is it because you are retarded? Or is it because the STDs you caught from your prostitute mother have weakened your immune system and you can't go outside? I mean except when you need to look for cats that are hiding inside of car engines. Because that's apparently something you do when you walk your mother to work on the street corner.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Well, technically I am also distracting you WHILE doing some writing preparations for next full moon night on the 10th.

It's going to be the first full moon of summer? That just means it's going to be very strong. It will help a lot for what I am gonna do that night. I think fasting supper will give bonus points.

You out of all people could probably use some summer classes.

Sorry, school shooting training is not available here.

HAH. GET IT? You are American!

If it doesn't matter, then why not explain it?

Tell me what the flying fuck do I gain from explaining it.

If I were you (someone 6 years behind on a degree), I would prioritize my studies

Are you fucking retarded? No, I am not doing banter with this one. Do you suffer from some sort of mental retardation?

or spend less time here than sit around all night debating (what are essentially) random people on the Internet who you will likely never meet.

Sorry, buddy. Gotta pass the time somehow. Fuck you.

Is it because you are retarded?

Or is it because the STDs you caught from your prostitute mother have weakened your immune system and you can't go outside?

Now that you mention it. You haven't even answered my question.

What STDs does she have? Come on. Entertain me, bitch. Do you even remember the name of my actual disease? I am the ONLY case that the INER has of it.

I mean except when you need to look for cats that are hiding inside of car engines.

That's not how things went. Do I have to repost my first telling of the story?

Because that's apparently something you do when you walk your mother to work on the street corner.

You said I am wheelchair-ridden for at least 20 pages. Can you pick a fucking lane? Or did your mom whoring you as a child to rich pimps really fuck you up?

 

[Tread Miller]

Sorry, school shooting training is not available here.

HAH. GET IT? You are American!

Real original, I've never heard this one before.

Tell me what the flying fuck do I gain from explaining it.

You don't gain anything for not explaining it.

Are you fucking retarded? No, I am not doing banter with this one. Do you suffer from some sort of mental retardation?

Not banter, it's what I would do if I happened to be in your current position right now.

Sorry, buddy. Gotta pass the time somehow. Fuck you.

Surely there are more healthy/useful ways to pass the time?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

...Well, since I am banned from GoyfringGayming's channel. I might as well say that @Sparkletor 2.0 would 100% deserve the Junko Furuta treatment. Just without less rape (that would be gross) and more physical abuse. Maybe those people in this hypothetical scenario show @Sparkletor 2.0 the origins of Chinese acupuncture? Of course, using his flesh for better showcase and all that.

Have I told you that because of retards like you, I am desensitized to most violence? @Johnny Gringo

My actual gag reflex only acts up with the inevitable self harm videos I end up seeing by spammers on Twitter. That retard really busted a fucking vein and showed arm flesh. Some people are really asking for a one way trip to Hell, fucks sake.

Oh, right. These things all came from USA too! Are you sure you don't live in modern Sodom and Gomorrah? @Sperg Spectating

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

What STDs does she have?

All of them. She's collecting hepatitis strains like they're Pokemon.

Do you even remember the name of my actual disease?

Fetal alcohol syndrome. Syphilis. GRIDS. Being a huge pussy disease. Typewriteritis.

I am the ONLY case that the INER has of it.

Wow. That makes you super cool and unique! I bet your milkshake brings all the dogs from the pound.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I keep waiting for a copy of that city destroying asteroid from God so it can glass at least one of the worst cities in USA. We all know how  that story went in the Bible. Only one family survived. The rest either became statues or were incinerated.

All of them. She's collecting hepatitis strains like they're Pokemon.

Aaaaand there goes your argument. Take my serious questions seriously for once.

Fetal alcohol syndrome. Syphilis. GRIDS.

So... You don't know or remember. Got it.

Wow. That makes you super cool and unique! I bet your milkshake brings all the dogs from the pound.

For any bystanders, keep in mind Spark said this unwarranted. Am I the zoophile here at this point?

Real original, I've never heard this one before.

2024: Over 403 mass shootings. Nice country there, buddy.

You don't gain anything for not explaining it.

What's up with kiwifarmers being unable to answer basic questions?

Not banter, it's what I would do if I happened to be in your current position right now. Surely there are more healthy/useful ways to pass the time?

Knowing none of you will get to survive this decade puts me in the good mood.

 

[Goycast Guy]

I would just need one hammer slam and your cranium will have a very bad dent. Possible brain death and all that would soon follow in less than 15 mins.

Reported to the FBI for death threats.

That picture is 3 years old. Stop acting infatuated, buddy.

Stop acting infatuated with my 14 year old pic, pedophile.

Well, technically I am also distracting you WHILE doing some writing preparations for next full moon night on the 10th.

The top WINNER Claudio pulling some 4d chess tactics.

Do you even remember the name of my actual disease?

Furfaggotry.

Or did your mom whoring you as a child to rich pimps really fuck you up?

Can’t stop, won’t stop having sexual fantasies about children.

 

[Tread Miller]

What's up with kiwifarmers being unable to answer basic questions?

It's only "not an answer" if you don't like the answer.

Knowing none of you will get to survive this decade puts me in the good mood.

What makes you so sure of this?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Reported to the FBI for death threats.

Sure you did, Mr. "MOOOM SOMEONE ONLINE HURT MY FEEFEES!"

Stop acting infatuated with my 14 year old pic, pedophile

You are the one with the ageplay fetish, because no one is talking about your 14 year old retarded self. Who should had gotten ran over twice. One forward, one backwards. I would personally have given anyone a medal if that had happened. I would be 19 at that time, after all. Total Supremacist Retard Death.

 

[Tread Miller]

You are the one with the ageplay fetish, because no one is talking about your 14 year old retarded self.

>is being called a pedophile regarding comments towards Goycast Guy
>brings up ageplay apropos of nothing
Claudiobros...

 

[Goycast Guy]

Sure you did, Mr. "MOOOM SOMEONE ONLINE HURT MY FEEFEES!"

Reported to Null for spamming.

You are the one with the ageplay fetish, because no one is talking about your 14 year old retarded self.

Why are you a pedophile who calls underage boys twinks?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Furfaggotry

Bitch, you weren't even here when I shared [redacted for spoilers].

Newfag much?

Can’t stop, won’t stop having sexual fantasies about children.

Calm down, Mr. "I am allied with two pedophiles."

Who are those two? @Sperg Spectating (which I bet it runs in the family, knowing how the usual American pedo Psyche profile goes) and Ferox.

>is being called a pedophile regarding comments towards Goycast Guy
>brings up ageplay apropos of nothing
Claudiobros...

You heard it here, boys. @Ruben Sim is a pedophile (using Tread's logic).

 

[Tread Miller]

You heard it here, boys. @Ruben Sim is a pedophile (using Tread's logic).

Does Ruben Sim bring up ageplay when he is being called a pedophile? I don't remember.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Bitch, you weren't even here when I shared [redacted for spoilers].

Newfag much?

Shared what? CP? Oh, yeah, you did.

Calm down, Mr. "I am allied with two pedophiles."

Who are those two? @Sperg Spectating (which I bet it runs in the family, knowing how the usual American pedo Psyche profile goes) and Ferox.

Uh, pretty sure they aren’t pedophiles, but I know you are one.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Reported to Null for spamming.

Snitches get stitches

Why are you a pedophile who calls underage boys twinks?

Don't make me tap my post. Call it my defacto sign for you.

Does Ruben Sim bring up ageplay when he is being called a pedophile? I don't remember.

Read what you said and come back to me.

Shared what? CP? Oh, yeah, you did.

Thanks for outing yourself. You don't even know what I am talking about!

Uh, pretty sure they aren’t pedophiles, but I know you are one.

Making pedophilic gay incest jokes involving my father and I isn't something pedo for you?

Interesting...

 

[Tread Miller]

Read what you said and come back to me.

Okay I did, now what?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I mean, you being white, American and not minding pedo jokes goes in line, if you ask me. @Goycast Guy

Okay I did, now what?

Your subtext implies it's pedophilic that I know what that is. Therefore, this logic applies to @Ruben Sim

 

[Goycast Guy]

Snitches get stitches

Reported for bullying.

Making pedophilic gay incest jokes involving my father and I isn't something pedo for you?

Interesting...

No, that’s not pedophilia retard. You really have no room to call other people pedophiles

Don't make me tap my post. Call it my defacto sign for you.

Still got children on your hard drives, huh? Creepy.

Thanks for outing yourself. You don't even know what I am talking about!

I don’t even think you know what you’re talking about Claudio.

I mean, you being white, American and not minding pedo jokes goes in line, if you ask me. @Goycast Guy

I am white, that’s right.