Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[TaimuRadiu]

In fatrick's sphere "fuckboi" was just an overtly homosexual-coded synonym for Chud during the late 2010s.

I agree completely that Fat Rick is overtly homosexual.

 

[AnOminous]

I agree completely that Fat Rick is overtly homosexual.

Fat Rick is a lisping fairy. Every word that comes out of his fat mouth has a lisp in it and he's a complete fairy when he says it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The best part of the Chubby’s Cheesesteaks reveal is that Pat swears he’s never eaten anything from there, meaning I have no choice but to believe he’s a Doordasher. @Summer of George and other MKE residents, please order early, order often, and keep your eyes peeled. I still can’t get over the fact that no one found the AirBnB until after he’d been running it for several months. Who knows what else is hiding in plain sight?

 

[An automatic clown]

The best part of the Chubby’s Cheesesteaks reveal is that Pat swears he’s never eaten anything from there, meaning I have no choice but to believe he’s a Doordasher. @Summer of George and other MKE residents, please order early, order often, and keep your eyes peeled. I still can’t get over the fact that no one found the AirBnB until after he’d been running it for several months. Who knows what else is hiding in plain sight?

I believe the report said something like "Tomlinson stated he was waiting for his order"
Wouldn't he tell the cop if it was a Doordash order ?

 

[AnOminous]

I believe the report said something like "Tomlinson stated he was waiting for his order"
Wouldn't he tell the cop if it was a Doordash order ?

He's just an absolute moron who reflexively denies even obvious facts. He denies being fat despite pictures of him being obviously fat. He denies paying Quasi, despite the obvious fact that he paid Quasi.

He denies having his phone robbed from him at Chubby's (because he is fat) while simultaneously claiming he beat the pepperoni ingredients who stole his phone from him so hard they dropped it, in the place he simultaneously claims he never was.

He's so literally retarded he doesn't even have the object permanence of an infant a few months old. He's too stupid to understand that people remember things he said a few minutes ago.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I believe the report said something like "Tomlinson stated he was waiting for his order"
Wouldn't he tell the cop if it was a Doordash order ?

Doubtful — he is, after all, extremely prideful. And cops are incompetent as hell, so I don’t regard any police report as an exact reflection of what they were told.

 

[Meriasek]

The best part of the Chubby’s Cheesesteaks reveal is that Pat swears he’s never eaten anything from there, meaning I have no choice but to believe he’s a Doordasher. @Summer of George and other MKE residents, please order early, order often, and keep your eyes peeled. I still can’t get over the fact that no one found the AirBnB until after he’d been running it for several months. Who knows what else is hiding in plain sight?

It could be a Technicality Tomlinson that he ordered for someone else. Either Doordash or Niki was drunk and craved cheesesteak.
Or more likely he just denies everything out of reflex.

 

[Something Awful]

I always check my used bookstore for any of his published works, but they never have any.

Someone is probably buying them all up to destroy them, like with Hitler's paintings in that one Justified episode. Actually, Brian Keene literally did that.



There's still lots of them on eBay though, but no one is buying them. Ok that's a lie, one of them sold for six bucks a month ago.

 

[curbside2]

Someone is probably buying them all up to destroy them, like with Hitler's paintings in that one Justified episode. Actually, Brian Keene literally did that.

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There's still lots of them on eBay though, but no one is buying them. Ok that's a lie, one of them sold for six bucks a month ago.

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My assumption is that people are now occasionally buying a copy as a gag gift. Once childing enters your vernacular it infects those around you.

 

[Something Awful]

But Rick, that's not what she... That's not... how quotes work...




Unless "I want criminals to be deported" is substantially the same as "I want brown people to be deported" to Patrick Tomlinson? Grim. Woke racism rears its ugly head again.

On a lighter note, vintage Rick showing off his Klingon tattoo:

Hello tattoo artist, do you have like a catalogue I can browse? Ok nice, this one looks cool. It's from some sci-fi shit, right? No don't tell me, I'm something of a stealth mode sci-fi buff myself. Yeah, you would never guess it, but I fuckin love Star Trek. I'll take it!

 

[A.P. Hill]

In fatrick's sphere "fuckboi" was just an overtly homosexual-coded synonym for Chud during the late 2010s.

As shown by these old xeets in which he engages in especially fat and gay oinkouts at people disagreeing with him

Fatrick using "fuckboi" as an insult in Le Current Year is for these reasons:

a. Using Black Woman and Black Gay slang showed that you were a Good Ally (tm), and Fat is very stupid and mentally stuck in 2016, so his Black Woman and Black Gay slang knowledge is also stuck there. Spending all your time childing stalkers, drinking yourself into a stupor, and filing frivolous lawsuits does not give you very much time to catch up on the latest Good Ally (tm) terminology.

b. Using black slang is a good way to convince black children that you're down with Da Culcha so they will let their guard down, therefore making it easier for you to lure them into your basement with promises of free guns and weed before you stick them in the pepperoni grinder.

c. Fatty is a flaming queer in denial, and is also very morbidly obese and nobody would ever have sex with him.

 

[RussianParasite]

b. Using black slang is a good way to convince black children that you're down with Da Culcha so they will let their guard down, therefore making it easier for you to lure them into your basement with promises of free guns and weed before you stick them in the pepperoni grinder.

I heard he was experimenting with a new method where he makes “Mississippi wind chimes” first before feeding them into the grinder. He’s truly a sick fuck.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

New text fun courtesy of SpaceEdge:

 

[IsaacShraeder]

I heard he was experimenting with a new method where he makes “Mississippi wind chimes” first before feeding them into the grinder. He’s truly a sick fuck.

Hmm, I thought he swore by the Chinese method of grinding them up alive for maximum freshness

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Two more days and it's Independence Day down south and he'll likely be on X childing stalkers and getting into slap fights with his betters. Patrick, get out and be nice to people so you can make some friends to hang out with on special days. I spent my birthday getting unlimited Korean BBQ and hanging out with my wife and friend. After that I cooled off outside and watched some ducks on the property and just relaxed.

Bad photo, but they were quite a bit aways from me

There was a baby duck that swam ahead of them.

If you took the time to chill, got offline, and stopped being a raging alcoholic you'd be much better for it

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

My assumption is that people are now occasionally buying a copy as a gag gift. Once childing enters your vernacular it infects those around you.

I introduced a family member to Fatrick Tublinson and as part of an inside joke we regift the same copy of In the Black to each other back and forth. It progressively get more beat up as it's used for a coaster, door stop, and fly swatter. It's the perfect gift for the aTalker child or funster in your life.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Kill yourself, stalker

Woah Nelly, is this the first time he's outright told a stalker child to kill himself? Bit rusty on Piglore but this seems like a new development.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Woah Nelly, is this the first time he's outright told a stalker child to kill himself? Bit rusty on Piglore but this seems like a new development.

He told a black man to do it before it's in the OP. Some pest called saying he's Tyrone and was mup da doo didding and he let out an airy faggy "kill yourself..."

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Woah Nelly, is this the first time he's outright told a stalker child to kill himself? Bit rusty on Piglore but this seems like a new development.

He thought this was a pepperoni man. If he can convince them to kill themselves, it would increase his pepperoni production by 41%

 

[Something Awful]

His weird repetition makes me wonder if he's not autistic. I don't think he is, but I wonder.

Yeah, it's a tough one.